I was at Chipotle the other day, and a couple got their order, sat down, and the woman said, "I'm gonna go wash my hands." When she came back, her husband/boyfriend left to do the same. She then took out a pocket sanitizer and sprayed both her hands several times and rubbed them together vigorously. I was irritated.

Calm down on germs. Life isn't that threatening. Human contact does not kill you. It's not being safe: it's being paranoid. Since when has developing antibodies been bad? If you ask me, breeding children without them will kill us. Get sick. It's not only healthy for you, it's healthy for our species.

I'd also like to make the point that urine is sterile, and disease can't be transmitted by ass cheek. How often do you see **** on the top seat?