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Author:  Amphy [ Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:59 pm ]
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A friend of mine gave me this link today, and I found it absolutely halarious!! I hope some of you also appreciate the irony:

http://www.microsoft.com/athome/securit ... dtalk.mspx

Note: If any of you try to become Microsoft's definition of an "Leet" by taking their advice on how to talk you will suffer!!

Some highlights:

//i(R050F7 wrote:
Non-alphabet characters can be used to replace the letters they resemble. For example, "5" or even "$" can replace the letter S. Applying this style, the word "leetspeek" can be written as "133t5p33k" or even "!337$p34k," with "4" replacing the letter A.


!337$p34k?? LMAO!!

//i(R050F7 wrote:
Non-alphanumeric characters may be combined to form letters. For example, using slashes to create "//" can substitute for the letter M, and two pipes combined with a hyphen to form "|-|" is often used in place of the letter H. Thus, the word ham could be written as "|-|4//."


()//G 7|-|3Y /- // 5() R|G|-|7!!!

//i(R050F7 wrote:
"ph": often replaces "f," as in "phear" for "fear" (as in "ph34r my l33t skillz") and vice versa, such as spelling "phonetic" as "f0||371(."


Anyone caught using the word "f0||371(" in a sentence will be made a PERMANENT BUG CATCHER.

Very funny IMO!
Author:  Myuutsuu [ Mon Apr 04, 2005 2:19 am ]
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9R8!!! /3RY PHu||||Y! 1 C/||'7 83l13/3 7H3Y M/D3 7H/7! 3/3|| 9R/MM/R! 17'$ / H0l3 n00 l/||9u/93!
Author:  dragonfan149 [ Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:27 am ]
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Hahah that was hilariuos :lol: /1337!!/v3ry fny!!!///
Author:  Holifax [ Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:03 am ]
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The things people come up with.
Author:  Truestar [ Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:10 am ]
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All this time I thought pwn was a mispelling. Hahahahahaha! That's very cool.
Author:  Myuutsuu [ Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:16 am ]
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0K. $0 ||0// 1 K||0// 3||9L1$H, 93R///||, FR3||CH, KL1||90|| & 1||73R||37 //31RD
L/||9u/93!
Author:  Charizardruler [ Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:18 am ]
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I'm not sure what myuustuu said but it will take me about 30 minutes to translate it. I can pick out a couple of words... It is like a whole different language.

Edit: Ha! I figured out what myuustuu said! 1'M 93771||9 7H3 H4||9 0F 7H1$
Author:  Myuutsuu [ Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:21 am ]
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I wrote:
0K. $0 ||0// 1 K||0// 3||9L1$H, 93R///||, FR3||CH, KL1||90|| & 1||73R||37 //31RD
L/||9u/93!


TRANSLATION: Ok. So now I know English, German, French, Klingon & Internet Weird Language!
Author:  Charizardruler [ Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:28 am ]
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Myuutsuu wrote:
I wrote:
0K. $0 ||0// 1 K||0// 3||9L1$H, 93R///||, FR3||CH, KL1||90|| & 1||73R||37 //31RD
L/||9u/93!


TRANSLATION: Ok. So now I know English, German, French, Klingon & Internet Weird Language!


How long did it take you to figure out Klingon!!!???? 1 K||0// 3||9L1$H, 93RM4|| and interesting internet language!!!
Author:  Holifax [ Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:32 am ]
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I think leet words are kind of corny if used constantly, but I have seen people use it like a real language.

Imagine how it would sound coming out of someones mouth.
Author:  Myuutsuu [ Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:36 am ]
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Klingon. Well being a HUGE Star Trek fan I bought a Klingon Dictionary & a Tape to help me from eBay :D.

pa'DajDaq ghaHtaH la''e' (The commander is in his quarters).

However, strinning together my own sentences is tricky.

EDIT: Okay, I'm gonna try to speak Internetian (as I've come to name it).

H3LL0! 1'// //Yuu7$uu :D /||D 1'// Y0uR /||1//3 //D3R/70R :D. //Y 1||73R3$7S 1||CLuD3 P0K3//||, $7/R 7R3K & U$1||9 P$YP0K3. 1 /L$0 L0/3 7R/1||1||9 ///73R P0K3M0||. 1 L1/3 1|| 8L/CK7H0R|| C17Y 1|| J0H70. //Y F/\/0R173 P0K3M0|| 1$ PR08/8LY $/////P3R7. //Y F/\/0R173 P$YCH1C P0K3//|| 1$ //3//7//0 :D. 17 H/$ 833|| 9R8 7/LK1||9 2 U. $33 Y/!
Author:  Sneaky Sneasel [ Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:48 pm ]
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Ph33r //y 1337 //i//j/- $l<illz! :D
Author:  RaichuLatias [ Mon Apr 04, 2005 1:38 pm ]
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{unown i}{unown t}
{unown i}{unown s}
{unown m}{unown o}{unown r}{unown e}
{unown f}{unown u}{unown n}
{unown t} {unown o}
{unown t}{unown y}{unown p} {unown e}
{unown l}{unown i}{unown k} {unown e}
{unown t}{unown h}{unown i}{unown s}{unown !}
Author:  Sneaky Sneasel [ Mon Apr 04, 2005 1:48 pm ]
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{unown o} {unown o} {unown p} {unown s}
{unown i}
{unown f} {unown o} {unown r} {unown g} {unown o} {unown t}
{unown a} {unown b} {unown o} {unown u} {unown t}
{unown u} {unown n} {unown o} {unown w} {unown n} {unown e} {unown s} {unown e} {unown !}
Author:  Jigglypuff [ Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:34 pm ]
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1'/3 533|| 7|-|15 83PH0
Author:  papersun [ Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:28 pm ]
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LI3K 0MF9 d00d! Teh 1337$P34K pWnZZzZZz j00o00!!!!!11!!!one!!1!2!11@!!!one!eleven!!1

"Pawned" is so much more fun than "owned" . . . :P
Author:  RaichuLatias [ Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:36 pm ]
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//4
Author:  papersun [ Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:02 pm ]
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ROFL.
Author:  Holifax [ Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:04 pm ]
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I can't understand a thing. *crashes head into desk*
Author:  dragonfan149 [ Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:13 pm ]
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Ha ha lets kill Crosman's brain.

Li3ke OMFG d0de///!!!! I// 2otaly p1337 pwnzed// 3rosm4ans br41n!///
Author:  Holifax [ Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:22 pm ]
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dragonfan#149 wrote:
Ha ha lets kill Crosman's brain.

Li3ke OMFG d0de///!!!! I// 2otaly p1337 pwnzed// 3rosm4ans br41n!///


3r05M4N.

*laying in floor barley breathing*
Author:  Ice Master [ Tue Apr 05, 2005 12:02 am ]
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Charizardruler wrote:
Myuutsuu wrote:
I wrote:
0K. $0 ||0// 1 K||0// 3||9L1$H, 93R///||, FR3||CH, KL1||90|| & 1||73R||37 //31RD
L/||9u/93!


TRANSLATION: Ok. So now I know English, German, French, Klingon & Internet Weird Language!


How long did it take you to figure out Klingon!!!???? 1 K||0// 3||9L1$H, 93RM4|| and interesting internet language!!!
it took be about half a second to work Klingon out..... i am !(
Author:  Myuutsuu [ Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:35 am ]
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Ice Master wrote:
i am !(
Author:  xenogenesis [ Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:58 pm ]
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yo myuutsuu thanks for the trans later ive been trying to learn |337 from my friend for a while :D
Author:  Sneaky Sneasel [ Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:58 pm ]
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I just noticed: w00t means "We Own the Other Team. LOL! :lol:
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