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Amphy
Psypoke Legend
Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2004 3:28 am Posts: 440 Location: New Zealand
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A friend of mine gave me this link today, and I found it absolutely halarious!! I hope some of you also appreciate the irony:
http://www.microsoft.com/athome/securit ... dtalk.mspx
Note: If any of you try to become Microsoft's definition of an "Leet" by taking their advice on how to talk you will suffer!!
Some highlights:
//i(R050F7 wrote: Non-alphabet characters can be used to replace the letters they resemble. For example, "5" or even "$" can replace the letter S. Applying this style, the word "leetspeek" can be written as "133t5p33k" or even "!337$p34k," with "4" replacing the letter A.
!337$p34k?? LMAO!!
//i(R050F7 wrote: Non-alphanumeric characters may be combined to form letters. For example, using slashes to create "//" can substitute for the letter M, and two pipes combined with a hyphen to form "|-|" is often used in place of the letter H. Thus, the word ham could be written as "|-|4//."
()//G 7|-|3Y /- // 5() R|G|-|7!!!
//i(R050F7 wrote: "ph": often replaces "f," as in "phear" for "fear" (as in "ph34r my l33t skillz") and vice versa, such as spelling "phonetic" as "f0||371(."
Anyone caught using the word "f0||371(" in a sentence will be made a PERMANENT BUG CATCHER.
Very funny IMO!
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Myuutsuu
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:45 am Posts: 744 Location: Livin' it up in Shin'o
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9R8!!! /3RY PHu||||Y! 1 C/||'7 83l13/3 7H3Y M/D3 7H/7! 3/3|| 9R/MM/R! 17'$ / H0l3 n00 l/||9u/93!
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dragonfan149
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:30 pm Posts: 806 Location: PDX
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Hahah that was hilariuos /1337!!/v3ry fny!!!///
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Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:27 am |
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Holifax
Gym Leader
Joined: Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:59 pm Posts: 1039 Location: Michigan
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The things people come up with.
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Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:03 am |
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Truestar
Pokemon Master
Joined: Wed Jan 05, 2005 2:58 pm Posts: 1015 Location: New York, United States
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All this time I thought pwn was a mispelling. Hahahahahaha! That's very cool.
_________________ I signed in on 18 April 2017, after pretty much not visiting this site for 7 years. Crazy. When will I update this signature next? Who knows.
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Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:10 am |
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Myuutsuu
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:45 am Posts: 744 Location: Livin' it up in Shin'o
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0K. $0 ||0// 1 K||0// 3||9L1$H, 93R///||, FR3||CH, KL1||90|| & 1||73R||37 //31RD
L/||9u/93!
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Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:16 am |
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Charizardruler
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:03 pm Posts: 226 Location: Somewhere. I wish I knew where...
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I'm not sure what myuustuu said but it will take me about 30 minutes to translate it. I can pick out a couple of words... It is like a whole different language.
Edit: Ha! I figured out what myuustuu said! 1'M 93771||9 7H3 H4||9 0F 7H1$
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Myuutsuu
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:45 am Posts: 744 Location: Livin' it up in Shin'o
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I wrote: 0K. $0 ||0// 1 K||0// 3||9L1$H, 93R///||, FR3||CH, KL1||90|| & 1||73R||37 //31RD
L/||9u/93!
TRANSLATION: Ok. So now I know English, German, French, Klingon & Internet Weird Language!
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Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:21 am |
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Charizardruler
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:03 pm Posts: 226 Location: Somewhere. I wish I knew where...
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Myuutsuu wrote: I wrote: 0K. $0 ||0// 1 K||0// 3||9L1$H, 93R///||, FR3||CH, KL1||90|| & 1||73R||37 //31RD
L/||9u/93!
TRANSLATION: Ok. So now I know English, German, French, Klingon & Internet Weird Language!
How long did it take you to figure out Klingon!!!???? 1 K||0// 3||9L1$H, 93RM4|| and interesting internet language!!!
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Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:28 am |
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Holifax
Gym Leader
Joined: Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:59 pm Posts: 1039 Location: Michigan
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I think leet words are kind of corny if used constantly, but I have seen people use it like a real language.
Imagine how it would sound coming out of someones mouth.
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Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:32 am |
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Myuutsuu
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:45 am Posts: 744 Location: Livin' it up in Shin'o
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Klingon. Well being a HUGE Star Trek fan I bought a Klingon Dictionary & a Tape to help me from eBay ![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif) .
pa'DajDaq ghaHtaH la''e' (The commander is in his quarters).
However, strinning together my own sentences is tricky.
EDIT: Okay, I'm gonna try to speak Internetian (as I've come to name it).
H3LL0! 1'// //Yuu7$uu ![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif) /||D 1'// Y0uR /||1//3 // D3R/70R ![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif) . //Y 1||73R3$7S 1||CLuD3 P0K3// ||, $7/R 7R3K & U$1||9 P$YP0K3. 1 /L$0 L0/3 7R/1||1||9 ///73R P0K3M0||. 1 L1/3 1|| 8L/CK7H0R|| C17Y 1|| J0H70. //Y F/\/0R173 P0K3M0|| 1$ PR08/8LY $/////P3R7. //Y F/\/0R173 P$YCH1C P0K3// || 1$ //3//7//0 ![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif) . 17 H/$ 833|| 9R8 7/LK1||9 2 U. $33 Y/!
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Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:36 am |
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Sneaky Sneasel
Gym Leader
Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:21 pm Posts: 3128 Location: College
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Ph33r //y 1337 //i//j/- $l<illz! ![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
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Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:48 pm |
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RaichuLatias
Pokemon Master
Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2004 4:50 pm Posts: 1205 Location: Southern Island
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Mon Apr 04, 2005 1:38 pm |
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Sneaky Sneasel
Gym Leader
Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:21 pm Posts: 3128 Location: College
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Jigglypuff
The Geek
Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2004 11:10 am Posts: 1535 Location: Milliways
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1'/3 533|| 7|-|15 83PH0
_________________![](http://www.cutandpastescripts.com/cgi-bin/randomimages/randomimages.pl?username=JackR) latina mortua lingua est // ud mortua ud ea possit prima meas ancestras necavit // et nunc me necat
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Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:34 pm |
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papersun
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Mon Aug 09, 2004 10:10 am Posts: 710 Location: Nebraska
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LI3K 0MF9 d00d! Teh 1337$P34K pWnZZzZZz j00o00!!!!!11!!!one!!1!2!11@!!!one!eleven!!1
"Pawned" is so much more fun than "owned" . . .
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RaichuLatias
Pokemon Master
Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2004 4:50 pm Posts: 1205 Location: Southern Island
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//4
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Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:36 pm |
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papersun
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Mon Aug 09, 2004 10:10 am Posts: 710 Location: Nebraska
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ROFL.
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Holifax
Gym Leader
Joined: Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:59 pm Posts: 1039 Location: Michigan
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I can't understand a thing. *crashes head into desk*
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dragonfan149
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:30 pm Posts: 806 Location: PDX
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Ha ha lets kill Crosman's brain.
Li3ke OMFG d0de///!!!! I// 2otaly p1337 pwnzed// 3rosm4ans br41n!///
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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
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Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:13 pm |
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Holifax
Gym Leader
Joined: Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:59 pm Posts: 1039 Location: Michigan
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dragonfan#149 wrote: Ha ha lets kill Crosman's brain.
Li3ke OMFG d0de///!!!! I// 2otaly p1337 pwnzed// 3rosm4ans br41n!///
3r05M4N.
*laying in floor barley breathing*
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Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:22 pm |
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Ice Master
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Sun Jan 02, 2005 10:26 am Posts: 81 Location: Behind a secret door, which leads to freedom, in ice-fall cave
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Charizardruler wrote: Myuutsuu wrote: I wrote: 0K. $0 ||0// 1 K||0// 3||9L1$H, 93R///||, FR3||CH, KL1||90|| & 1||73R||37 //31RD
L/||9u/93!
TRANSLATION: Ok. So now I know English, German, French, Klingon & Internet Weird Language!
How long did it take you to figure out Klingon!!!???? 1 K||0// 3||9L1$H, 93RM4|| and interesting internet language!!! it took be about half a second to work Klingon out..... i am !(
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Myuutsuu
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:45 am Posts: 744 Location: Livin' it up in Shin'o
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Ice Master wrote: i am !(
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xenogenesis
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Sun Apr 10, 2005 11:00 am Posts: 77 Location: the dark ruins of Zanarkand
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yo myuutsuu thanks for the trans later ive been trying to learn |337 from my friend for a while ![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
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Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:58 pm |
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Sneaky Sneasel
Gym Leader
Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:21 pm Posts: 3128 Location: College
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I just noticed: w00t means " We Own the Other Team. LOL! ![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_laugh.gif)
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Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:58 pm |
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