Once upon a time, in September 2008 My friend Joe, Started going on a lot of chatrooms, meeting people and such, he met a couple cool people, a couple weird people. Then one day, he told me he met a girl on a chatroom named Amber (I am not hiding names, because I really want her to see this, or anyone of her relatives). I thought nothing of this because he always did, then in Mid-October, he started telling me more about this girl. So it turns out She lives in Arizona, and we live in Nova Scotia. Then it starts to get weird. He starts telling me that she is really emo, and we all hate emo people, so I was like "****"... Then later in this story, he starts to do the one thing NOBODY SHOULD EVER DO ON THE INTERNET and that, is get involved, which he started to do. He started doing absolutely nothing except go on the computer and talk to this bitch. Then it started getting out of hand. She told him she was in love with him. So every day he would get on the computer and tell her not to be emo, cheer up, and all that bull. The best part, is that in early '09 or late '08 (I can't remember) She (no joke) gets raped. Then, she thinks she has AIDS and she's pregnant and that, turns out it's all in her head. In mid-December, her birthday was coming up, and she wants him to be the first one to tell her happy birthday. So he stays up till 12:00am, just to say "happy Birthday". Now, around February, she goes ****ing crazy, and starts to carve Joe's name in her damn leg, and no matter how hard I try, I CANNOT convince him to block her, he thinks he can "help" her. Somewhere in the middle of this story, she threatens to kill herself and all that good stuff. Apparently, during all this, she had a boyfriend, who kept calling her while jerkin' off, and **** like that. and he moved to another state and that's why she's emo. Around this time, is when she started saying she was coming to Canada to find him, which was pretty damn creepy. I FINALLY in late March, convinced him to block her, we haven't heard of this person since then, and we can thank god for that. Now, in August 2009, The weirdest, most coincidental thing since 9/11 (which was an inside job) happens. Last week, I got a friend request on MSN, from and "emogirl667" and I clicked request, thinking (and hoping) it might not be her. In the space where her name should be, was some stupid emo saying (figures, right? God Damn emos..). So when she logged on, she changed her name, guess what? Her name is Amber. So instinctively, I was like HOLY **** ****! I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF HER! I started talking to her, asking her if she remembered us, she said no, but I kept saying all these things and she said she didn't remember. Turns out, this girl is a different emo Amber. Crazy stuff man.

PEOPLE OF PSYPOKES, Remember this name: Amber Barnt. If you ever see her, or if you know her, SHE IS A STALKER.

Trust me, after this experience, the last thing me and my friend were, was flattered.

Once upon a time, in September 2008 My friend Joe, Started going on a lot of chatrooms, meeting people and such, he met a couple cool people, a couple weird people. Then one day, he told me he met a girl on a chatroom named Amber (I am not hiding names, because I really want her to see this, or anyone of her relatives). I thought nothing of this because he always did, then in Mid-October, he started telling me more about this girl. So it turns out She lives in Arizona, and we live in Nova Scotia. Then it starts to get weird. He starts telling me that she is really emo, and we all hate emo people, so I was like "****"... Then later in this story, he starts to do the one thing NOBODY SHOULD EVER DO ON THE INTERNET and that, is get involved, which he started to do. He started doing absolutely nothing except go on the computer and talk to this bitch. Then it started getting out of hand. She told him she was in love with him. So every day he would get on the computer and tell her not to be emo, cheer up, and all that bull. The best part, is that in early '09 or late '08 (I can't remember) She (no joke) gets raped. Then, she thinks she has AIDS and she's pregnant and that, turns out it's all in her head. In mid-December, her birthday was coming up, and she wants him to be the first one to tell her happy birthday. So he stays up till 12:00am, just to say "happy Birthday". Now, around February, she goes ****ing crazy, and starts to carve Joe's name in her damn leg, and no matter how hard I try, I CANNOT convince him to block her, he thinks he can "help" her. Somewhere in the middle of this story, she threatens to kill herself and all that good stuff. Apparently, during all this, she had a boyfriend, who kept calling her while jerkin' off, and **** like that. and he moved to another state and that's why she's emo. Around this time, is when she started saying she was coming to Canada to find him, which was pretty damn creepy. I FINALLY in late March, convinced him to block her, we haven't heard of this person since then, and we can thank god for that. Now, in August 2009, The weirdest, most coincidental thing since 9/11 (which was an inside job) happens. Last week, I got a friend request on MSN, from and "emogirl667" and I clicked request, thinking (and hoping) it might not be her. In the space where her name should be, was some stupid emo saying (figures, right? God Damn emos..). So when she logged on, she changed her name, guess what? Her name is Amber. So instinctively, I was like HOLY **** ****! I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF HER! I started talking to her, asking her if she remembered us, she said no, but I kept saying all these things and she said she didn't remember. Turns out, this girl is a different emo Amber. Crazy stuff man.

PEOPLE OF PSYPOKES, Remember this name: Amber Barnt. If you ever see her, or if you know her, SHE IS A STALKER.

Hahaha, dude, Joe must have told you MAD lies.