Nice idea for a thread or w/e this is called.
So here are mine, mainly from The Mighty Boosh-
Homer Simpson "Stupid as a fox!"
Jazz teacher "Eww, a bug."
Bart "Dad, can I borrow $100?"
Homer "Sure..*gets out wallet*..hey, wait a minute!...."
Ep. ?-
Vince "It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho!"-
Ep. 2-
Vince "And this my friend represents a breakthrough on the sewing machine."
Howard "I've had a breakthrough."
Vince "Oh yeah?"
Howard "I think I've found a new note, in between b and c. I always knew it was there. I'm gonna call it Howard's note."
Vince "Wow."
Howard "I'll tell you how it works right, I took a note, a saw-tooth wave right, off this pantomime 4, put it back here, regenned it through itself, looped it back, mixed it with the sound of this crab commiting suicide, then let it stew in it's own rebo for 3 hours right, then I pumped it all out through this shoe to give it that oaky timbre."
Vince "Cool, let's hear it then."
Howard "Now go easy cos it's early days."
Vince "Cyborg Patrick tell me what you dream, clockwork Magaret skating on my mousemat in your tiny circuit boots shoes of the future."
Howard "Trousers of the past."
Ep. 4-
Vince "How old are you?"
Bollo (the gorilla) "Real age or press age?"
Vince "Real age."
Bollo "I am 40. But because I am d.j., I say 29."
Vince "Nice. What about Naboo?"
Bollo "He 406"
Vince "No way, he looks about 12 *laughs*"
Ep. 5-
Howard "I was on fire Vince, that's all you need to know."
Vince "On fire? You were leaping around with a basoon selotaped to your head!"
Howard "Yes sir, that's the way I move, when the hoodoo trance takes me, that's the way I go."
Vince "The hoodoo trance?"
Howard "Yeah I was out there."
Vince "You looked like a jazz darlek."
Vince "I don't know how to tell you this Howard, but you're a bit white."
Howard "Who are you, Wesley Snipes?"
Barman "You'll eat what Jeff eats. A simple curry with a couple a' naan bread on the side."
Howard "Garlic naan?"
Barman "Aye."
Howard "Great, well we'll be over here."
Barman "Two maggot Boonas."
Bar man "There's ya flirtini."
Vince "Ah cheers mate."
Barman "Pipe?"
Vince "Yeah, why not."
Barman "Beard?"
Vince "I'm fine thanks."
Old Fisherman "How'd ya come across these fish then boy sonnyjim laddy boy?"
Vince "Oh, and Howard may have been kidnapped by a sea monster."
Naboo "Bollo get the submarine out of the loft will ya?"
Bollo "Ugh..."
Naboo "Underneath the christmas tree."
Bollo "Ugh..."
Vince "Can you open a window, I can't breath in here?"
Naboo "It's a submarine you idiot."
jk 