YAY Cactuar and Tonberry are back!!!!!!
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Chapter 1 "OMG TONBERRY'S GF!!!"

*door bell*

Cactuar: I'll get it!!

(everything goes into slow motion)

Tonberry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *cough cough ccouggh* *sucks in asthma medicine* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo!!!

*complete later*
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OK back to the story!!!
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Cactuar opens the door.

Tonberry's Girlfriend in the doorway.

*Tonberry suddenly falls and hits the floor.*

Cactuar: Hi Tonberry's GF!!!

*tonberry slaps his head*

Tonberry's gf: Im Lucy what's yours?

Cactuar: im Cactuar...

Tonberry *inturupets* the one an only stupid....

Cactuar: that's right!!!! 8) 8) ... what???

Tonberry: argh you're hopeless....

Lucy: Tonberry can i spend some time with you??

Tonberry: uhhh.....

Cactuar: sure he'll meet you in the romance hotel 2 o'clock tommorw bye!!

*Slams the door in her face*

Tonberry:

Cactuar: uhh... ohhh noooooo...

*Tonberry chases Cactuar around the house with a broomstick*

Cactuar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHhHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*cactuar stops* *Tonberry about to attack him*

Cactuar: STOOOOOOP!!

*Tonberry freezes in mid-air.*

Cactuar: you forced me to do this........

*Tonberry unfreezes*

Tonberry: no no NO NO NOT THE..... NOT THE... NOOOOOO NOT THE...

*cactuar switchs to MEGA IRRESITABLE CUTE LOOK!!!!!!!!*
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Will Tonberry be able to reseist cactuar's MEGA IRRESITABLE CUTE LOOK???

FIND OUT IN CHAPTER 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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So how was it??

its different but good

Thank you!!! Someone replies and says somthing nice!!! YaYnEsS!!

ok back to da story!!!
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Chapter 2 "Uh Oh.."

Tonberry: ARGGHH MUst... ReSiST... AARggghhHHH!!

Cactuar: you cannot resist....

Tonberry: you forced me to do this!!!!

*Tonberry blasts catuar away with a fireball*

(Cactuar flys out the window)
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*complete later dinner*
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It is very funny but try to make longer ones in 1 post but not too long.

continueing*
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BEEP BEEPPP....

EXPLOSION

CACTUAR crashs through the ceiling

cactuar: that was fun...

Tonberry: (thinks) omg he likes it

*tonberry switchs to hyper mode*

cactuar: hey tonberry why yur eye all twichy?

Tonberry fires a huge fire ball at cactuar

cactuar flys out the window

BEEP BEEPPPP

EXPLOSION

(several (thousand) bandages later....)

(at the romance hotel)

cactuar: aaaa relax its going to be fine.......

tonberry: ya right all she talks about is her botocs, plastic surgery, etc ,etc ,etc (the writer refuses to write them down becuase there are too many to list...)

cactuar: i can't get a date!! you should be happy!!

tonberry:.....

cactuar: there she is!!!!

Lucy: HI!!!!!

tonberry: omg....

cactuar: HI!!! you 2 have a good time ill check the bread loofs

tonberry: uh lets sit down to eat...

Lucy: great!!! omg wait i havta put on my lipstick!!

tonberry:....(whispers to cactuar) i have a sudden erge to be somwhere else....

cactuar: it'll be ok!!!

tonberry: i don't think soo.....
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will tonberry resist running away from the table??

will cactuar eat the loafs of bread hole!!!??

will lucy ever finish puting her lip stick on??

find out in chapter 3!!!!
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so what do u think??

Wat r cactar and tornberry?
is tornberry a girl?

Cactuar is kinda like a cactus that can walk and talk...

Tonberry.... well if you see final fantasy or somthing like that.... he's kinda like a turlte that walks on he hind legs and wears a shirt....

You mean like Tonberryking's signature?

Yes.

Chapter 3 "payback time..."

Chapter 3!!!! lol i know its been a long time but bear with me...
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Tonberry: *whispers to cactuar* uhh so how long has she been putting on her makeup anyway??

cactuar: *snores* zzzzzzzzz

tonberry: (thinks) brilliant i might as well sneek away

Lucy: ok im done!!

Tonberry: *thinks* oh god just when i was about to get away

Lucy: why is no one serving us???

Tonberry because the restaurant is closed...

Cactuar (sleep talks) AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH NO NOT THE MASTER SWORD DANM you Link!!!

Tonberry:-____- ....

Lucy:^___^;; uhhhh....

Tonberry: maybe i'll see you next time... bye bye

*Tonberry zooms of with cactuar being draged behind*

The Next Day....

Tonberry: that's the last time i go to a date with you siting right next to me....

Cactuar: aaaawww i think you 2 were cute....

Tonberry: Shut up *slaps cactuar*

*Ding Dong*

*tonberry grins*

Tonberry: ohh she's here... for you MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Cactuar: what??

*opens door*

Cactuar's mum: oh hi im here for the date with my son..??

cactuar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!LOLOL!!!!!1!!!11!1!!!!!!!

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Will tonberry get his revenge??

Will Cactuar die oh shock?!?!?!

Will cactuar's mum be any uglyier than she was before!?!??!?!!? (srry didn't really describe her but she's reaaallllll ugly...)

Find out in chapter 4!!!

teehee I like this story............
Wow, a date with is mom? you are funny in a strange sort of way.....