This is an original fan fiction that I’ve been working on since last summer, and I thought I’d post it here. It’s only about half completed, but here’s part of what I have so far. The rest will come later once I finish editing and revising it. Anyway, enjoy.
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Mario and Co. are copyrighted by Nintendo.
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When You Wish: by Sneasky Sneasel

Prologue: A Supposedly Typical Day

It was a beautiful day in some random suburban neighborhood. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, the children were playing outside – well, all except one. That one was Stewart Johansson.

Stewart was your average, every-day sixteen year old video game obsessed teenager. In fact, right at this moment, he was playing his favorite game, Super Smash Bros. Melee.

“Yes, come on, almost got him!” Stewart muttered to himself, button mashing like a gorilla. He was playing as his favorite character, Yoshi, while fighting Mario, Luigi, and Peach in a 3-on-1 team battle. He was about to beat Mario, the only one still remaining, they each had 1 life and over 100% damage. He just needed to do one good smash attack and…

“Stewart dear,” his mother shrieked in an extremely high-pitched tone, “can you be a dear and help me with the groceries?” Right then and there, while Stewart wasn’t paying any attention, Mario grabbed and threw a Bob-omb at him, and Yoshi flew off the screen with amazing speed, much to Stewart’s dismay. The results were final; Stewart had lost.

“Fine mom,” he groaned as he turned off the game and left the room.

He did what his mother told him to do, then he immediately went back to his room to play his game, or at least he tried to.

“Stewart, can you come over here for a minute sweetie?” his mom asked.

“Yes mom, and can you not call me sweetie? I’m sixteen.”

“Well,” Stewart’s mom ignored his last comment, “remember when I said I promised you we would go on vacation this summer?” said his mother.

“Finally, the moment I’ve been waiting for,” thought Stewart. He had wanted to go on a vacation even since school started, but his mom never had enough money to do so. Now that school was just about over, he was hoping she had planed something.

“I wonder where we are going; a Caribbean cruise, Disneyworld, maybe even Paris.” he thought, getting his hopes up a bit too high.

“Well, we do have the money…” his mom started.

“Here it comes…” thought Stewart, grinning from ear to ear.

“…but, unfortunately we still can’t go on that vacation you wanted.”

Stewart’s face did a serious 180, or at least his mouth did. It would be kind of freaky if his entire face did a 180. “B…but you said we have enough, why not?” he half asked half whined.

She didn’t answer. All she did was tell Stewart to go to his room. Neither of them would say a word to each other for the rest of the day.

You see, Stewart’s mom and dad had recently divorced, but it wasn’t because they didn’t love each other anymore or that he cheated on her. It was because Stewart’s dad was constantly away on “business trips” as he called them. He would leave without warning for extended periods of time. Stewart’s mother was so fed up with it that she gave him a choice, his family or his business.

He chose the latter. Divorce shortly followed, and even after a year, she still wasn’t over it, mostly because all three of them would go on a vacation together every year.

Stewart was absolutely speechless; all he could manage was a meager “Yes mom.” he go back to his room to continue playing his game.

As he continued to play, he thought to himself, “It’s not fair. Why should I have to suffer for my parent’s mistake? It’s just not fair.” After a while they ate dinner, not saying a word. After eating he watched some TV, and then got ready for bed.

That’s when he saw it. Something extremely bright glowed in the night sky, and it was right outside his window. To him, it looked like a shooting star, so traditionally, he made a wish.

“I wish I could just go on a vacation, just to get away from home, anywhere, please?” Stewart begged to the shooting star, or at least that’s what he though it was.

Anyway, after that he brushed his teeth, lied down on his bed with the covers over him, and slowly drifted off to sleep, unaware of what was happening to him, and the adventure he would go on when he would wake up.

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When You Wish: By Sneaky Sneasel

Chapter 1: The Other Side of the Fence

Well, that’s Stewart’s side of what happened that day, but a lot of you (maybe 3 or 4 of you) are wondering…where in the world is Carman Sandiego? Well look at her freakin’ name: Carmen SANDIEGO, maybe that you’ll shut you all up…for now. But anyway, back to my meaningless story of meaninglessness…now I’m starting to sound like Fawful, but it’s not bad, he’s kewl.

Contrast to the bright and sunny day over where Stewart was, it was always dark and foreboding at Bowser’s Castle. Oh, and hectic; it was very hectic there too.

Inside the castle, in a large room that could have easily been mistaken for a laboratory, two anthropomorphic reptilian figures were working together on some oversized contraption.

“Iggy, could you please hand me the provolone please?” Ludwig von Koopa asked.

“Sure thing brother.” replied Iggy, a bit weirded out with his older brother’s odd request, but nonetheless went to King Koopa’s castle’s kitchen (try saying that 5 times fast) and got Ludwig some provolone cheese, his favorite. Then he poured marinara sauce on his own head. Scientists are still trying to figure out up to this day, why he did that. Anyway, he went back to Ludwig’s room/laboratory, and handed him the solid dairy product.

“Ah, provolone, my favorite!” Ludwig said, devouring the slice of cheesy goodness in one bite, which weirded Iggy out even more. After that, Ludwig got up from underneath his latest and greatest invention, which he was putting the finishing touches on, The Wish-O-Matic 9999! It would have been 10,000, but that’s clearly too high. He then stared at Iggy for a minute, wondering why he had marinara sauce all over on his head.

“Um…Iggy, why do you have marinara sauce all over on your head?” asked Ludwig.

“Well…I…uh…” Iggy started, but he quickly gave up and just shrugged.

“Um…ok…anyway, my latest and greatest invention is almost complete, The Wish-O-Matic 9999!

“What exactly does this machine do?” asked Iggy.

“Yeah, what does it do?” asked Larry, the youngest Koopaling. He was constantly spying on his older siblings, and today was no exception.

Not one moment later, Lemmy and Morton rushed into Ludwig’s room for obvious reasons; Roy was trying to beat them up.

“Hide us!” Lemmy demanded, balancing on his green circus ball.

“Please, pretty please with ice cream and a cherry and sprinkles and a candy cane on top?” Morton somewhat asked.

Roy soon burst in, angry as always. “Where’s my two favorite punchin’ bags? I gotta special delivery for ‘dere faces: my fist!”

Since Roy was a complete idiot, he didn’t notice that they were both right in front of him. Oh, and Wendy also came in, because Ludwig ate his cookie last Tuesday, or something to that effect.

“Well,” Ludwig began, completely ignoring the recent entries, “this is my latest and greatest invention, The Wish-O-Matic 9999!”

Isn’t that the third time you said that Ludwig?” questioned Iggy.

“Yes, but that’s not the point. Anyway, what the Wish-O-Matic 9999 does is that it can grant any wish.”

They all just stared at him blankly.

“Did you just say any wish?” asked Wendy.

“Yes, any wish. How it works is that…

(3 hours later)

“…and that’s all, any questions?”

They all just stared at Ludwig blankly again. Then everyone stared at Iggy for having marinara sauce on his head, though he licked some of it off. Then everyone stared at me for making this story make no sense at all. Then they stared at The Wish-O-Matic 9999. In the blink of an eye, all the Koopalings crowded right next to the machine.

“I want a pony!” shouted Wendy.

“I want a Nintendo Wii!” shouted Lemmy.

“I want some more marinara sauce!” shouted Iggy. Everyone just stared blankly at him again.

“SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME!” Ludwig screamed. “No one can make a wish yet until we have the vital ingredient, Hydroxinoid.

“…What?” everyone asked.

“Well Hydroxinoid is a special chemical that can only be found in 1-Up mushrooms.” Ludwig explained. Our father is getting one over at the Mushroom Kingdom as we speak; hopefully he is not getting his gluteus maximums kicked by the Mario Bros.”

“His what,” Roy asked.

“His as…” Ludwig stopped when Bowser suddenly appeared and was wearing a gardening apron!

Everyone just stared at him. “Oh, hello kids. I couldn’t get a 1-Up mushroom from those blasted Mario Bros., so I planted a garden with tulips, roses, and pretty dandelions.” Bowser said, his eyes glittering with glittering...ness! “Eventually, the 1-Up mushroom grew there in my garden too.” he continued. “Not sure how, but it just did.”

“Well, as long as we have the fungus,” Ludwig mused, wondering why he was the only smart one in the room.

Then Morton started to talk about how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood! Everyone just ignored him. Poor Morton!

“Um…could we please progress with this obscure work of literature?” Ludwig asked to me.

“’K!” I replied.

Ludwig then complained about why I was so stoopid for an hour. Everyone just stared at him. Again. Then they stared at me. Again.

“Anyway, if you were to be so kind…never mind, just put the fungus in that compartment.” Ludwig said to his father, pointing to a container in the center of the machine. So the King of Koopas placed the green mushroom into the container, closed the door to it, and waited.

“Everyone ready?” Ludwig asked. Everyone nodded.

Ludwig pushed a whole bunch of buttons, which should’ve activated the machine, but it didn’t. He then realized that he forgot to plug it in, so he did that. Then he tried again, but it still didn’t work. Roy then did a karate chop to the machine, which oddly enough, activated the machine.

“A bit barbaric, but efficient,” Ludwig mused again.

The machine did a whole bunch of strange whirly noises but eventually turned on.

“IT’S ALIVE!” Ludwig exclaimed.

“Um, Ludwig, it’s a machine. It can’t be alive. Even I know that,” Roy grumbled. “And you thought I were stupid.”

Ludwig gave Roy a nasty scowl, and then said, “Now to make the wish. Remember there’s only enough Hydroxinoid in one mushroom for one wish so…”

“I wish for a…” Morton said, interrupting Ludwig, but Roy covered his mouth with a potato just in the nick of time.

“King Father gets to make the wish, even though it’ll be obvious that he’ll wish to rule the Mushroom Kingdom.” Ludwig said.

“Erm…that’s right son.” Bowser said in shock. “Anyway, I wish to…” Bowser started to say. Just then, the marinara sauce on Iggy drooped down and covered his eyes, so he couldn’t see.

“AHH, I CAN’T SEE! I’M BLIND!” Iggy shouted. He stumbled clumsily around the room, and knocked into Bowser, who accidentally hit the eject button, which launched the Hydroxinoid/other stuff sphere shaped mixture shot out of the machine and out of the window of the castle at amazing speed. In fact, it went so fast, it broke the dimensional barrier to Earth and Plit and passed through the vortex, sending it to Earth.

Everyone just stared at Iggy, then the sky, then the eject button, then wondered why the heck there was a eject button, then stared at Ludwig.

“Uh…look it’s a flying chimpanzee!” Ludwig said to distract them, and pointed over in a random direction! Then he ran out the door!

“Well what now?” Lemmy asked?

“We get more marinara sauce!” said Iggy, smiling. Everyone just stared at Iggy.

“Well, it’s not a total loss. After all, Hydroxinoid is very unstable in its natural form, which means there could’ve been some wacky side effects from the radiation from the Hydroxinoid, but it will only be activated if someone wishes on it.” Ludwig said. Even though he wasn’t in the room, they could still hear him.

“So, anything can happen if someone wishes on it?” Larry asked. “Like explode or something?”

“Pretty much,” Ludwig answered.

“Boy, I’d sure hate to be the guy who makes a wish on it then,” Roy plainly said.

Meanwhile, Morton was still in the room, playing Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga! “YAY! I gained 82,075,802,161 Exp. Points!” shouted Morton. Everyone just stared at him.

“Gameshark,” he said.

“Oh,” everyone else replied.

Just then a Bulky Bob-omb walked in and randomly exploded!

“Whee!” said Morton.

“Shut up!” said Roy.

“I need more marinara sauce!” interjected Iggy. And yes, everyone did stare at him.

Meanwhile, Bowser was watching all this mayhem right outside Ludwig’s room. “Iggy, it’s time for you to take a shower,” he said fatly.

“WHAT, I AM NOT FAT!” Bowser yelled at me. I cried and ran away cuz he scares me! I then said “Flatly is what I meant, not fatly.”

“Oh then, here’s a cookie.” Bowser said, changing his tone of voice to a happier one.

Bowser then gave me a cookie! I ate the cookie! I grew to level 64! I learned Hyper Beam!

Everyone then stared at me, and then Wendy whined because she has like, two lines this chapter.

I flew out the window and shouted, “Team Rocket’s blasting off again!” Everyone stared at me flying out the window.

“Well, time for bed,” Bowser said. So everyone went to bed, trying to figure out wtf happened today. Iggy refused to take a shower, so he got his pillow all saucy when he went to bed.

He didn’t care.

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When You Wish: By Sneaky Sneasel

Chapter 2: The Strange Effects of the Hydroxinoid Star Take Effect!

As Stewart was asleep in his bed, he was having all sorts of wacky dreams. One was about a weird machine, another was about a bunch a spiky turtle like creatures, and another one was about…marinara sauce! Stewart was starting to wonder why he was having all of these weird dreams that seemed to make no sense (him in the dreams, not him in real life). Just then an entire herd of Yoshis trampled him out of nowhere, which would’ve severely injured him, if he wasn’t dreaming all of this. He then blacked out, the last thing he saw was his skin starting to turn a strange, yet familiar shade of blue.

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Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, Daisy, and Yoshi were all at the palace, sipping tea and eating crumpets, very delectable crumpets I might add.

“Yum! These crumpets are so tasty.” said Daisy. Everyone nodded in agreement.

“And this tea is so-a wonderful!” exclaimed Mario.

They all sat there, at the large rectangular table, eating and drinking, chatting about several topics, like the news, weather, and when a new Mario sports game was going to be released.

“Hey!” Peach said loudly. “Has anyone heard of that evil Bowser’s new invention?”

“No, what is-a it?” Luigi asked.

“Well, it is a machine that allows anyone to grant a wish. Knowing Bowser he’ll wish to rule the Mushroom Kingdom, or to kill you two.” Peach explained, pointing to the Mario Bros.

“Well, how does it work? Maybe we can use it against him.” said Toad, playing Yoshi in a game of Monopoly. Yoshi was kicking butt; he had hotels on every property, so Toad easily lost soon after. Then he cried!

Suddenly, I came in!

“Eh…who are you?” Mario asked.

I am here to explain how the Wish-O-Matic 9999 works, Bowser’s newest wicked device that grants wishes.

“Oh.” they all said.

So, using the same exact speech Ludwig used in Chapter 1, I explained to them how it worked.

[3 hours later…]

“And that’s all, any questions.” When I looked around the table, everyone was asleep. So I use my super-author powers to wake them up, then fill their minds with the knowledge that I shared while they were sleeping.

“Ah.” they all said and nodded their heads.

“Good. Now if you’ll excuse me, Team Rocket’s blasting off again!” I shouted and flew out the window decorated with frilly pink lace curtains. They all stared at me.

“I thought author insertions were illegal nowadays,” Toad pondered.

“Not if you have a permit,” Peach corrected. “Although I doubt he had one.”

“And why hasn’t Mario shouted ‘Cheese!’ yet? Doesn’t he do that in stories nowadays?” Toad pondered.

“That’s only in lame stories,” Peach responded.

“CHEESE!”

Everyone just stared at Mario.

“Just-a kidding.”

“Well, now that he is gone, what shall we do with Bowser and his contraption?” Daisy asked, getting the conversation back on topic.

“We go and get it, before Bowser gets his claws on another 1-Up Mushroom, otherwise it’ll be too-a late.” Mario said-a! Then he threw in a random “Mamma mia!”

“Right! And this time, I’m not going to be a coward like all the other games I was never in!” added Luigi.

“Well, let’s-a go!” Mario yelled!

“’K,” Luigi said.

“You coming Yoshi?” Mario asked.

“Yup!” Yoshi said happily, but just then Yoshi got a strange feeling, and that feeling was telling him that there was something of great importance that he had to do. “Actually, something just came up…I have to go to Yoshi’s Island, I have a feeling something of great importance just came up there.”

“When did Yoshi speak flawless English?” Toad asked.

“Why do you ask such lame questions?” a random voice spoke.

“CAN WE JUST GET ON WITH THE STORY?” Peach screamed.

Everyone just stared at her.

“Alright then, good luck on this so-called journey then.” said Mario, getting the story back on track. Then he tripped on his shoelace and fell on the floor! Everyone couldn’t help but giggle at him.

Then Luigi said, “Yo M-Dawg, don’t be trippin’ my home-fly!”

Everyone stared at him.

Luigi tired to speak again, but could only say, “What, com’ on my homie-g straight from da hood, we gots to go to dat whack job Bowser’s crib.

Everyone stared at him…again.

“I think you need to see a doctor,” said Toad. Everyone quickly nodded in agreement.

“Ok dawg, I’ll go to da doc pimp master’s pad ta see what da 411 is, ya’ll dig?” Luigi said.

“Something is definitely wrong with your brother Mario,” Daisy whispered. Peach nodded in agreement.

“Yes, definitely.” Mario replied.

So the gang set out to go to the doctor’s office in Mushroom City, except for Yoshi, who set out on a quest on his own to return to his homeland…place. When they arrived at the doctor’s office and got the diagnosis, they were shocked and stunned.

“It seems your friend here has a case of…Streetitis.” [DUN DUN DUN!]

“What’s that?” Peach asked in a tone that made her sound not the least bit concerned of Luigi’s health. And she wasn’t.

“It’s a disease that makes a person only talk street, but then he’ll act street, dress street, and do everything street. If it isn’t cured soon enough, it’ll be permanent.”

“OH NO! WE MUST FIND A CURE IMMEDIATELY!” screamed Mario.

“Well, there is a cure; it’s the juice from the Iapapa Berry, which can only be found in the Jade Jungle,” Dr. Toadd (purposely spelt with 2 d’s) explained to the group.

“We must get there right away!” Mario stated the obvious!

“Word up homie.” Luigi said for no apparent reason!

“OMG! IT’S GETTING WORSE!” screamed Mario. Everyone stared at him, even Luigi!

This posed a great problem for Mario. What would he do first, save the kingdom, or his brother? Then he got a brilliant idea! He would call for help. Unfortunately, the only people not busy were Wario and Waluigi. Although he was a bit reluctant to do so, he had no choice.

He started to dial the numbers to their cell phones…yes, they have cell phones.

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Meanwhile, at Rawst Village, one of the many small villages on Yoshi’s Island, all the Yoshis were playing and having a good time and living their normal Yoshi lives, at least until they heard a humongous explosion! All the Yoshis in Rawst Village (all the other villages won’t be in this story, just this one, well maybe just a few others, but this village was right next to the explosion) were too afraid that it might be Bowser up to no good again. Obviously they have dealt with him before.

A small group of four Yoshis, one red, one yellow, one pink, and one light blue were brave enough to check out the crash site. They finally arrived at the site where they heard the crash. At the crash site the Yoshis saw a badly injured dark blue Yoshi, clearly unconscious.

“Is he ok?” the pink Yoshi asked, (her name will now be known as Sarah).

“I hope so,” the yellow one said. (His name is Tim).

“Meh, I’m sure he’s just fine,” the red one said tersely (His name is Rick).

“Which village did he come from?” the sky blue one asked. (Her name is Emily).

“We should take him to the chief, he’s in bad shape,” Tim said. The others agreed, so they took the dark blue Yoshi to the chief of Rawst Village. Just as the blue Yoshi opened his eyes inside the chief’s tent, he could not believe what he saw. Do you wanna know what he saw? ell, tune in and find out on this next chapter of When You Wish!

nice story, i give is a 9/10 because you forgot one little thing............a cookie attacking some random guy!!! lolz!

zomg, here's chapter 3 and 4!
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When You Wish: By Sneaky Sneasel

Chapter 3: So Many Quests, So Little Time!
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Mario had just left his cozy home in Mushroom Kingdom and beloved Peach for yet another quest. This time, instead of saving the day, he’s saving his brother from a horrible virus known as “Streetitis”. How odd.

“Well, I’m off on yet another perilous adventure,” Mario said to no one in particular. “I hope finding the Iapapa Berry won’t be too hard. Then again, it’s in Jade Jungle. I’ve been there before.” he continued, remembering when he did first go to Jade Jungle. With him, he brought some food, water, and a small tent just in case it rained and couldn’t find a convenient cave nearby. How he could save the Mushroom Kingdom dozens of times without any sustenance is beyond me.

He then spotted some Goombas, who tried to attack the red-capped hero, but he deftly dodged them, and then jumped on their heads skillfully. After that, they disappeared, being flattened out of existence.

[Well, this has been boring so far, so let’s shift to…Wario’s House, just outside of Mushroom Kingdom!]

Wario had just put down his phone in disgust. “I can’t believe that little glory hog wants us to help him save the world!”

“Well, think about it.” Waluigi said calmly. “If we help Mario and the gang save the day, we’ll be more popular, and be in more Mario games.”

“Yeah, so?” Wario asked.

“We’ll be richer.” Waluigi said arrogantly.

“…Huh?”

“We’ll have more money,” Waluigi said through gritted teeth.

“SWEET!” Wario shouted. “What are we waiting for, let’s go!”

“Well don’t we need provisions and junk like that?” Waluigi asked. Using my super special awesome author powers, I gave the two bumbling heroes-to-be some provisions so they wouldn’t suffer on their trip to Bowser’s Castle-

“WHAT?! WE’RE GOING WHERE?!” Waluigi screamed.

“Yes you’re going to Bowser’s Castle, now get going or else I’ll poke you to death.”

“Erm…right, sorry, let’s go Wario.”

“I thought author insertions were illegal now,” said Wario.

“Same here, but back to the matter at hand…”

“Right.”

Shortly afterwards, the bumbling two left their cozy little house to Bowser’s Castle. Why everyone’s house is cozy, I have no idea.

“So we have to get this device called The Wish-O-Matic 9999.” Waluigi said.

“What does it do?” Wario asked.

“No Wario, don’t-”

“Hi!”

“…too late,” Waluigi grumbled.

“I’m here to explain-”

“We know,” they both spoke simultaneously, and so, using the same speech I used for Mario and the group, I told them about The Wish-O-Matic 9999.

[3 hours later!]

They were both staring at me, as per usual.

“Well, I’m off. Team Rocket’s blasting off again!”

“Um…anyway, we better hurry.” Luckily for them, Bowser’s Castle was only a short 40 miles away. Well…we’ll check on those losers later.

“HEY!” they shouted. “We’re not losers!”

[Shifting again to where Yoshi is, heading to Yoshi’s Island! he is now 20 miles west of Mushroom Kingdom!]

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…OK, he’s just walking soooo, we’ll just shift over again, oh wait…never mind he’s just eating fruit.

[Mushroom Kingdom Hospital, Mushroom Kingdom!]

Luigi was under critical condition-

“What be crackin’ my peeps straight from da hood? Yo, wazzup my brother from another mother?” Luigi said.

You see what I mean?

Anyway, moving on before I implode… [To Bowser’s Castle, Dark Land!]

The seven Koopalings and their wicked father Bowser finally woke after that odd, odd day yesterday. They ate their breakfast, and did whatever morning junk that they do, since who knows how evil, spiky-headed turtles start their day? Anyway, after all that morning stuff, they learned from the newspaper that Mario had gone on a quest to Jade Jungle, which meant the Mushroom Kingdom would be powerless against a full frontal assault by Bowser’s army of Goombas, Koopa Troopas, and other enemies that I’m too lazy to list.

“You know what this means don’t you kids?” Bowser asked his children.

Of course all of the Koopalings were blithering idiots, with the exception of Ludwig, so only he knew.

“We now have direct access to the Mushroom Kingdom’s supply of 1-Up Mushrooms.” Ludwig stated.

They all just stared at him…again.

“We can make more wishes now.” he said incandescently.

“YAY!” the other 6 Koopalings shouted simultaneously.

“Morons,” Ludwig mused.

So Bowser went to his room, to think of an evil plot to overtake the Mushroom Kingdom.

“Um, King Father, why don’t we just summon all of our troops and head straight on for the Mushroom Kingdom; since the Mario Bros. are not located there, we could just sweep the entire kingdom quite easily,” Ludwig said intelligently.

“…Good point, I’ll do it!” Bowser replied. “No way their wimpy Toad army will beat our super strong army!”

[Well, now we got that out of the way, our last stop before the chapter ends is at Rawst Village, Yoshi’s Island]

Stewart had finally woken up to what he thought was the real world after being trampled by a herd of Yoshis in his dreams.

“AHHH!!!” he shouted. “Where am I?!” he shouted again, lying down on a straw bed in a tent.

The Yoshi chief, who goes by the name of Ihosy, was looking over Stewart, who had finally gotten to his feet.

“You’re…you’re…Yoshis,” Stewart stuttered, trembling in fear.

“How observant of you,” the chief said calmly.

“But how…and where am I?” Stewart asked, but was at a loss of words.

“You are in Rawst Village on Yoshi’s Island, fellow Yoshi.” Ihosy said with a certain peacefulness in his tone of voice, even though he knew what was soon to happen.

“Rawst Village…Yoshi’s Island….fellow Yoshi….FELLOW YOSHI?!” Stewart screamed.

“Yes…you mean you didn’t know you were a Yoshi?” Ihosy asked.

“I’m not a Yoshi…I am a human being…you’re lying.” Stewart said, still trembling in fear.

“Believe it or not, you are.” Ihosy said as he showed him a mirror. Stewart saw his reflection, and was utterly shocked as he saw himself as a dark blue Yoshi with red shoes and saddle.

“AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” he screamed, at the top of his lungs I might add.

“I told you.” Ihosy said, toneless now.

Stewart was speechless, well, after he screamed anyway. On one hand, he was at Yoshi’s Island, which would be a perfect vacation, which was what he had wanted in the first place, but on the other hand, he was a Yoshi, yet he had no idea how… or why.

“I can’t believe this…look, um…what’s your name?” he asked.

“Ihosy,” he replied.

“Ihosy, do you have any idea how this happened to me? I used to be a human on Earth, but then I went to sleep last night and woke up just now, like this,” he explained.

“Sadly, no, but perhaps they do,” he said as he pointed to the four Yoshis that found him earlier. “These guys here were the ones that found you lying on the beach after some huge explosion. They brought you to our village. And…wait…what did you say your name was?” Ihosy said, and then asked.

“Stewart…but it really doesn’t mat-.”

“Stewart…so the prophecy is finally coming together; Stewart has finally arrived.” Ihosy said, almost at a whisper. The other four Yoshis started mumbling to each other, saying things like “He came…he’s finally here.” and “I can’t believe it,” not necessarily in that order.

“Wait…what prophecy? What the heck is going on here?! I just want to go home!”

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When You Wish: By Sneaky Sneasel

Chapter 4: The Very Weird Prophecy!
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“What in the world is going on here?” questioned Stewart.

“Well, it’s a long and complicated story, but I’ll explain it to the best of my abilities. It first began about 6 months ago, where we lived peacefully, until we were attacked.” Ihosy began.

“That’s terrible.” interrupted Stewart.

“Yes, it was…”

“You just skipped straight to the main part of the story with no plot development whatsoever? This story really is being rushed.”

“Can I continue?”

“Sure.”

“Thank you. Anyway, these evil creatures, called Koopa Troopas attacked our peaceful village. They were lead by their leader, Bowser. He and his army captured our village, and make most of us slaves and servants to do his bidding. The unfortunate ones were sent to the mines, to dig for precious metals to add to his wealth.”

“This…this isn’t right. Bowser…and Koopa Troopas…and Yoshis…it all doesn’t add up. And why would Bowser look for precious metals on Yoshi’s Island? Where did he get such a crazy idea, television?”

Ihosy ignored Stewart’s comment. “The reason that Bowser wanted so much wealth is that once he has enough, he will be able to summon the Golems, 3 extremely powerful creatures who will utterly destroy everything in their path. Bowser thinks he can control them and make him do his bidding, but he cannot control them, and if they aren’t stopped from being summoned…who knows what will happen. This is where you start to come in. There have been several attempts many, many years ago to summon the Golems, all of which were stopped by the Chosen Ones. The Chosen Ones are the Yoshis the purest body, mind, and soul. Each of them goes through the Legend Archipelago and receives a certain power, a power given by the Gods themselves.”

“I get it…a little bit, but what does this have to do with me?”

“In due time, anyway, there are 10 Gods, who control the 10 Elements: Earth, Fire, Air, Water, Ice, Time, Light, Life, Death, and Destiny. There are 7 Chosen Ones, one for seven of the elements. Life, Death, and Destiny are too powerful to be given to anyone. Each Yoshi goes to an island, gets a power, and eventually goes to Heart Plateau, in the Northeast of the main continent. There the Golems lie dormant, but Bowser will try to summon them, as I mentioned before. Your job is to stop them. It is as simple as that.”

This took a good couple of minutes to sink in for Stewart. “Wait, if there are seven of us, how come I’m the only one here?”

“You aren’t.” Ihosy pointed to the Yoshis and Stewart his head turned towards the four Yoshis who saved him. They didn’t say or do anything. Not sure why; they just didn’t.

“Yes, very good. Now, Bowser didn’t have near enough gold and silver to summon the Golems, so after five months of torture…he finally left, and his army too. Even though he was gone, his evil, greasy mark stayed. Some of us…died…even one of the Chosen Ones. This might have meant that he wasn’t a Chosen One now that I think about it…

“Anyway, we needed another Chosen One to fulfill the prophecy. We turned to the Gods to this, and they came up with a solution. There we no Yoshis pure enough…so we had to turn to the humans, and you were the perfect one. None of the Yoshis can explain how or why, and neither can I. You just…were. This is why you were turned into a Yoshi.”

“It all makes sense now. But we still don’t have enough. There’s 5 of us here, we need 2 more,” complained Stewart.

“Yes, that is true. But do not worry. One of the Chosen Ones will join you mid-way through the journey, and another is already at one of the islands, receiving his power as we speak.”

“Whew, I thought something bad might’ve happened.”

“They shall be fine, and so shall all of you. After all, you are the Chosen Ones.”

All five of them nodded, Stewart being the most hesitant.

“Sorry…I’m still trying to get over the fact that in the last 24 hours, I’m turned into a Yoshi and pushed into a giant adventure to save the world from these evil Golems with supernatural powers given from Gods.” he replied.

“Trust me, it is not very humorous. The entire world depends on the seven Chosen Ones, which includes you.”

“Oh, sorry about that. I suppose we should get going then? And one thing, which power will I get?”

“You’ll leave tomorrow morning, and you’ll receive the power of Water, from the Water God, Teraw. Now, it is getting late, you all need some rest,” Ihosy looked out a gap in the tent, watching the sunset.

“Right.” Stewart nodded.

“You will sleep in my tent, I have a spare bed, the others will return to their homes.”

The other four present Chosen Ones exited the tent, saying good night to Ihosy and Stewart, before heading their separate ways to home. Stewart was tired, and before Ihosy got a chance to say good night to him, he was sleeping like a baby. For tomorrow, his grand adventure would begin.

[Shifting to Mario, who is getting ever closer to Dk’s Jungle! Awesome!]

Mario’s journey to Jade Jungle so far was kind of…well, dull, compared to his other adventures. He stomped on the occasional Goomba and other classic enemies, but that was it so far, until he eventually got to Cinnamon Hills. Usually, it was a peaceful area, but not this time. When Mario got to the top of one of the hills, he saw dozens of explosions, and Bob-ombs, all black, fighting each other in some sort of miniature war.

“What is going on here?” he questioned to himself. He slowly descended down the hill. When he was on top of the hill, he saw that the battlefield extended a long, long way, both lengthwise and widthwise. The only way to get past them was to go through them, which would not be easy.

“Ok, here we-a go!” he shouted, which he shouldn’t have done. The fighting Bob-ombs heard Mario shout, and waddled as fast as they could towards him.

“Oh great, that-a was real smart-a.” He had nowhere to go; he was completely surrounded by the Bob-ombs almost instantly.

Then, he got an idea. He wound himself up, and then spun around really super fast. He did the Mario Tornado, as seen on Super Smash Bros. Melee. He plowed through the Bob-ombs like a tractor through a cornfield. He knocked the ones right next to him over, causing them to fall over, ignite, and blow up, which caused the ones right next to them to do the same, creating a domino effect of explosions.

After spinning continuously, he grew tired, and had to stop, and he looked behind and saw nothing but charred grass where the Bob-ombs once stood. “Well, that’s-a better”, smirked Mario, triumphantly. He turned back around, and resumed walking to Jade Jungle, for a short while at least. Eventually, he heard another Bob-omb’s waddle, so Mario turned around, and was surprised to see what he saw. It was a Bob-omb, but it wasn’t black or even red, it was a light blue one.

“H-hello,” said the blue Bob-omb.

Now Mario was about to trounce the little Bob-omb, but he didn’t look like an evil one, plus only the good ones could speak English. “Oh, hello, didn’t mean to scare you there, you just surprised me, is all.”

“You mean…you’re not…laughing at me…because I’m blue?” the Bob-omb said in a childlike voice, since he was pretty young.

“No, not all at. Why would I be?”

“Well, all the others laughed at me…they were all red, and since I was blue…that made me a freak, and they kept…teasing me.”, he choked, trying to hold back some tears.

“Don’t you worry; I won’t make fun of you.”

“Gee, thanks m-mister.”

“Call me Mario.” said Mario.

“Mario? As in the Mario?” the Bob-omb asked.

“Yup, the one and only.” boasted the red hatted hero.

“Wow! Can I come with you on your quest to cure Luigi from Streetitis by getting the Iapapa Berry from Jade Jungle?” he asked, all in one breath.

“B-B-B-How did you know about that?” Mario was puzzled.

“Internet.”

“Oh.” Mario replied. “Well, I guess you can come along. Let’s-a go!”

The two then made their way towards Jade Jungle. But will they cure Luigi in time? Who knows? Now let’s do the shift!

[Shifting scenes (again!) to Princess Peach’s Castle, Mushroom Kingdom, VG Dimension!]

“Well, it’s just us three now,” sighed Daisy. “Mario and Yoshi are on valiant quests, and Luigi is in the emergency room.”

“Yes, and Bowser is plotting an attack, I can feel it.” said Peach. “He’s kidnapped me so many times, I can almost sense when he is about to do it again.”

“Weird.”

“I know,” replied Peach. “Oh, look at the time, its 3:00, time for our princessly naps.”

“Uh…I guess so.” Daisy, being the more tomboyish princess, wasn’t as concerned of her beauty as much as Peach was. So Peach lied down in her bed, while Daisy slept in the bedroom nearest Peach’s.

Daisy slept peacefully for a while, until she awoke by muffled screams that sounded much like Peach.

“Wait a minute…those are Peach’s screams. That means she’s in trouble!” Daisy said to herself, since no one else was around! So she ran to Peach’s room, and was shocked and stunned. Her room looked like the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, and Peach was nowhere in sight. Daisy saw something out the window, and looked out it. She saw Bowser, in his Koopa Clown Car, carrying Peach.

“She was right. Bowser was going to kidnap her, and he did.” said Daisy. “Toad! Get over here!”

Toad, the original Toad if there ever was one, came sprinting as fast as he could on his short, stubby legs. “Yes Daisy?”

“It’s time.”

“You mean?” Toad queried.

“Yes, that.”

“Suit up!” they both shouted.

It is extremely good. Freaky, but extremely good.

Freaky funny and awesome...