Sig: "You do realize your inhaling fumes from 12 bottles of glue?" ~Ozy, from Ozy & Millie and right after that "Plaid Elephant Cheese Ozy! BANANA!" ~Millie, from Ozy & Millie

Don't know what Ozy & Millie is? Then shame on you! To find out, go to http://ozyandmillie.org WEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Peace Out!

I'll try another one...
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If life gives you lemons, give life oranges! Or how about apples? Or bananas? Pick one of them. I suggest which ever one is cheapest at the grocery store.
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I'll be entering my current sig for this round.

A little history behind it: On the second episode in season 5 of South Park, an 8th grader named Scott Tenorman (who shares his first name with me coincidentally) kept ripping off Cartman. He got so mad, that eventually devised a clever scheme which ended up in Scott physically eating his parents cooked into a bowl of chili. Throughout the rest of that season, Cartman periodically threatens people he doesn't like with the line, "I'll make you eat your parents."

Hope I win this time!

My sig, as of 27 March 05, was done by me, as a birthday present from me to me. I thought it would be nice if I finally had a proper sig pic. But it's nothing like the good ones, namely Skull Kid's, Truestar's, just to name a few.
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<p>And here's some stupid jokes:
<p>What clothes do lawyers wear?
<p>Lawsuits.
<p>Which pokemon swims in its own tears?
<p>Kryogre.
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<p>My Perfect Pokemon:
<p>Steel/Water
<p>Wonder Guard (why do you think I chose steel?)
<p>Doom Desire
<p>Surf / H. Pump
<p>Psychic
<p>EQ
<p>Mixed sweeper. Nice.

How bout this for a funny line:

gets captured by its father, who, by the way, is divorced to a hairy . Father names son: Hairy Moma!!

This is dead seeing as somebody had to post practically the same thing. But TCM gets it for comments, steinerrecliner gets icons and homemade Tessa.

End round 2. I suppose evrybody is heading towards the other side of the beach.

http://dynamic3.gamespy.com/~psypoke/fo ... php?t=1712

See ya. I'll look for more posts, if I get any.

youl see me when i am a wake and somtimes see mee eat eat and eat
and than fall back in sleep
But wat if i get captured......................................ill eat the pokeball
mwahahahahahahahahaha{snorlax}

if life gives you lemons.....maybe death will bring you oranges.....

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and my banner too......thanx to skull kid for it.......great job on it.......

Life is vast and wide, why then, do you wear pants in which you could smuggle Volkswagons? ~Ozymandias J. Llewellyn, from Ozy & Millie (Yes, I like that comic that much.)

Yay! I get for homemade! I home-make most of my stuff and I only have Paint and Flash.

I have modified my lot. And I have added a Did You Know section.

Wk1: learns Leech Seed the earliest, at lvl 7.
Wk2: is the only fire pokemon who learns Dragon Rage.
Wk3: learns Hydro Pump at lvl 68, the latest of all.

The others you will have to wait for.

"For everytime we sin, God kills a bunny. Everytime we do a good deed, God kills a bunny. Obviously, God doesn't like bunnies.

Protect the Bunnies."

"Who here want to join my bulimic and proud campaign?"

"I don't know! The guy above me has a good signature, look at his!"

ta ha. Very funny. Do you mean ME??????? Especially since I got my sig from Skull Kid...

Indeed. I guess I can enter that as a home-made signture as well.

"If life gives you leamons, do us all a favor and keep them out of your signature"

And my entry to the home-made section:
<img src=http://tinypic.com/4qj0nm>

okay, I've heard this one lots of times, don't know if you guys are aware of it:


"God is perfect"

"No one's perfect"

"Then God is no one"

"I am no one"

"Then I am God"

"And I am perfect"

I have a three-line version of this on one of my shirts:

"I am nobody.
Nobody is perfect.
Therefore, I am perfect!"

"A man standing on a toilet is high on pot."

Stupid, I know. I wrote that somewhere else, but I forgot where.

Homemade thingy below. The blue thing.

It's a good one, don't you think? Because, in the end, it makes all sense!

Uh... My sig pic is now a link and you can see some of the things i put there.