Granted, but the cookie had rasins in it, and you hate rasins.

I wish for an Earthquake!

Granted, it rips the earth in two.

I wish for a day.

Granted, you got the day you were born. Everyone looked at you, and you ruined the space-time-continuem. (mind my spelling) You sit in a swirling black hole forever. Oh, and Dialga is very mad at you.

I wish I had a pet. Any kind of pet that won't harm me, my friends, or anything that exists.

Granted, your pet cow dies the day you get it.

I wish for a boat.

Granted, a nice little boat with a nice little surprise - when you're sitting comfortably in the boat it breaks into pieces & sinks.
I with for a friendly Staraptor that could carry me to Hoenn & nothing bad happen along the way or when we arrive.

Granted, the bad thing happens before the starapter arrives, it explodes.

I wish for pants.

Granted, but they got ANTZ EN YUR PANTZ!!!!1!

I wish for for a yummy cake that had nothing wrong with it and didnt explode before, during, or after I ate it and didnt have any poisoning in it or wasnt stolen.

Granted, while you eat it you explode.

I wish Mondo, Miyamoto and Madam Boss were shown in America. (They were only shown in Japan, and they all had something to do with Team Rocket.)

Granted, but they did so much editing that the shows had a rating percentage of 0.

I wish that it was march 6th 2011.

Granted, but Pokemon B/W was recalled because of seizures from Japanese people and was never released again.

I wish Cartoon Network would start showing old pokemon episodes!

Granted, but all they show is the same episode over and over agian.

I wish for more awsome backfires.

Granted, but all your wishes miserably get backfired.

I wish satelite reception became better these days.

Granted- you launch your own satelite, which destroys the CIA's spy satelite....

I wish for $.

Granted, I gave you $0.0000000000000000000000001 which is too small to be useful.
I wish for a friendly Rotom that could possess various appliances & do all the chores around the house. And nothing bad happen before, during, or after. And no interference from parallel universe.

Granted, but the Rotom does not posses the appliance "refridgerator", causing you to starve.

I wish I could buy anything in the world, and nothing could possibly go wrong, everyone likes me, nothing bad will ever happen, and I ran that bakery I always wanted to run. I become the most famoust baker ever, and everyone buys my products. They got put in stores nation-wide, everyone comes to my many bakeries that grew over the world.

Granted, you attract aliens who invade the earth and kill everyone except you. They keep you in a box.

I wish for a squid.

Granted, but I manipulate its mind to kill you.
I wish that I wasn't forgotten.

Granted, your remembered.....1000 years in the future.

I wish for buritos.

Granted, but the buritos are too cold, and when you heat them in the mirowave, they became all hot and soggy, so you can't eat them.

I wish for a Z

Granted, a Z counts as a snore, so I set you to an endless sleep.

I hope my life will go well forever.

Granted, you die yesterday.

I wish for cheese.

Granted I give you a plastic cheese toy. Enjoy!

I wish for nothing.

Granted, you don't get a life.

I wish for............................

Granted, you now talk like rd from GSC.

I wish for the color yellow.

Granted, you have an infected yellow wound.

I wish for a happy unicorn and rainbow and puppy and Skittles life.