Sorry, I couldn't be bothered reading all the questions.

i dont no the answr but this is so simple it must be right!!!!!!!!


(is it?)

i havent read any the other questions but did the segull do something nasty in the mans mouth like a 'whoopsee' or 'wee-wee' or something?

did it still have festhers on it?

ive heard this one before...

Was he GULLable and thought he could fly! Please tell me I'm right! Oh c'mon! Someone better be here! Rayquaza where are you! -Breaks into song- I need to know!EDIT: Crap! I'm 4 weeks old! Uh oh! Stall the Mods! -Starts packing suitcase- I need to get outta here!

was it the apocolypse

or mabey...was he a bungiee jumper but forgot his rope?

Tell me!!!

EDIT: But i can't stand not having any answer to a problem!! Must.. have ... answer

*sarcastic clap* yea thatll work, shees gonna tell you now

Hello? Who's running this thing? Come on! I desperately need the answer.

*Hides in corner*

Come on...think...think...think...think...

was he blind aswell?
did he like/love seagulls?
did he think the meal was not an actual seagull?

if you dont tell them soon there gonna resort to rioting

im thinking was he a suicidlist
man: im gonna jump
some other guy: dont do it
man: i will, im a man on the edge *jumps**splat*

OK. Since it seems the OP is long gone, I'm going to take over. I heard this riddle a long time ago. Let me rephrase it for you:

A blind man, blind from birth, walks into a bar. Upon hearing the specials, he orders the seagull. Once he gets his food, he takes one bite, and kills himself. Why?

Because he got a labatomy?

Because the waiter controlled his mind and made him jump out the window?

Because he was drunk?

Because he hated his life and wanted to end it?

Sorry, I'm practicaly stumped on this riddle.

man was stranded on island?

if thats the beginning of the answer someone tell me so i wont have to ruin this for anyone else.

No, no, no, and no.



Depending on the version of the riddle you've heard, yes. In this case, for simplicity, yes.

How about this, was I anywhere close in my previous posts?

*Holds pinkie to corner of mouth, thinking he's a clever son-of-a-gun*

No.

Did he hallucinate or imagine that there was a seagull on his plate?

No. The seagull was real seagull.

i think it would really help if u guys stuck to more basic yes/no questions which is how the game is really played.

ask questions like was the man in good health at the time. answer: yes/no

INSTEAD of ludicrous ones ur doing now like:
[quote=sneaky_sneasel]Because he got a labatomy?[/quote]

dont try to go directly for the answer but get more fundamental answers first before tackling the more advanced ones. its like climbing the branches of a tree. dont start by jumping for a 20ft. leaf...

i think it would really help if u guys stuck to more basic yes/no questions which is how the game is really played.

ask questions like was the man in good health at the time. answer: yes/no

INSTEAD of ludicrous ones ur doing now like:


dont try to go directly for the answer but get more fundamental answers first before tackling the more advanced ones. its like climbing the branches of a tree. dont start by jumping for a 20ft. leaf...

did he actually die when he jumped out of the window, or was it a ground floor window

oh, this getting unbearlly annoying

Yes. The man is dead. It was intentional. It was seagull.

I know this is probably lame, but did the man think that since it was a "sea"gull he would be able to regain his sight if he ate it? Was he so depressed when it didn't work that he jumped?

hmmm...

did he particularly like seagull
had he ever had it before
did he have anything else apart from seagull