(Hey, Burito! Hey, Hey, Hey, Burito!)granted, and you get the one witha finger in it, AND EAT IT!

(blegh! I sue! I sue!)
I wish, yet again, that you made a wish.

granted you cant wish mwhahahahaha ha

i wish that War of Legends would start

Granted,but every keyboard you touch explodes.

I wish everyone would acknowledge Gengar's awesomeness.

Granted, but D_S decides to reject you and you get banned for being too...Jaypokes-y.
I wish that this wish that i am about to wish is a good wish and everyone will love the wish because it is the wishiest wish in the wishing world.

Edit: Granted, but then they remove Gengar from the pokemon series
Same wish

you cant wish for being to "hard to spell name-y"

i wish that i knew what to jaypokes-y is

Granted, but then you are shunned, by everyone, even your house. Look, it just threw you out the window and walked away.
I wish I had more Mountain Dew Voltage (i've been drinking it for like 2 weeks)

(same here i also stocked up on typhoon whyed you change your avy it was awesome Girs awesome)
granted i take it all haha

i wish i knew if i should change my sig to this breaking rules by a pixel

(don't worry, he'll be back[: and crazier than ever[:)
Granted, but then you lose signature privaleges.
I wish I could play videogames in my sleep (they're basically my dreams)

I have a LOT of Yu-Gi-Oh cards, and i made a lot of deck from that.

Anyway, granted, but the only games you could play is Tetris. Have fun.

I wish for Nintendo DSLite.

(lucky you get to play textris in your sleep)
granted but it BOOM

i wish that i coould have Nakuzami last backfire

Granted, but later, probably 5 more hours, IF YOU CAN, DO IT BEFORE I DO!

I wish i have patience to read the entire Reality Fantasy RP.

(iv did for the most partt)
granted but your head BOOM

i wish for a english copy of white

(Why do you guys want to read Reality's Fantasy? I mean, I get why Jaypokes would but why DT13?)
Granted, but it goes to me.
I wish I had an english Black version too.

Because of the post that Jaypokes made at Werewolf 101: Nightwalker. It says that there was a fight/debate/whatever in Reality Fantasy RP between Nakuzami and Steel_Eel. And i'm curious. He said that it was a fight between 12 and 13 years old boys.

Granted, but it was fake and broken after you played it for about 2 minutes.

I wish all my holiday homework was already been done.

Granted, but it was done so horribly you were held back 10 times.
I wish I had wingz

granted, pinguin's wings.

i with i had the most Kicka** avatar.

Granted, but it makes you the most Dumba**.

I wish for nine lives.

Granted, but then you pull all nine of Ninetale's tails. Have a fun 9 lives!
I wish I was GOD!

Granted, the god of stupidity.

i wish i didnt have math homework.

Granted, but you're the god of MISERY. now everyone blames you for their problems, andy ou have even more than them T_T
EDIT: steelbound beat me to it, so, granted, you now have Quantum Physics Homework (which has waaaayyyy more math)
I wish i wasn't sick.

Granted, and now you have a month's worth of homework to make up. happy Calculating!

Dude, you really need to remember to make a wish. I'll do it for you.

Granted, but the wish sucked so bad that you died.
I wish my room was more organized.

Granted, but your mom did it and you cant tell where evrything is.

i wish i could quit this because ikeep forgeting to put a wish.

Granted, you quit but eventually you became bored and posted here again.

Seriously, there's a lot of wishes there, like i want an Ipod, i want to breathe underwater, or else. You can get them from things around you.

I wish for a bag full of MP4 music with my desired music.