Granted, but you're a zombie minion for some demented necromancer.

I wish I was a ninja. :p

Granted, but you are a demented zombie ninja minion of the necromancer.
I wish for an allagator shark. Its an allagator with a sharks tail. Oh and I wish it didn't kill me.

Granted, but it eats you, and now you must remain in it's stomach for the rest of your life.
I wish for 1,000,000 dollars. Muahahaha!

granted, but you won it by playing 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42 in the lottery, resulting in you being stuck on a weird mystical island where money has no value (yay for lost!!)
i wish the plot in Viral Secrets (RP) would continue.

Granted, but you''re not allowed to see it
I wish i had a 3DS

Granted, but it can only play Japanese games with Japanese text at Japanese speeds. :I

I wish people would go check out my DeviantART gallery.

Granted, but when people click the link, their faces melt off like in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

*whisper* Hey Steel_eel, you forgot to make a wish! Dont worry ill make one for you
Steel_eel wishes he could fly

Granted, but he has no control over his flying powers, sending him to an asylum for the killers of people that know how to fly. And he can't fly away.
I wish for ANOTHER Coke.

ARGH! I'm the Backfire Fail!
Anyways, granted, but when you open it, your face melts off. Oh, and there's pee in it.
I wish I knew why AnimeFreak_98 has the ILLITERATE! Marking when he is a good speller.

Granted, you have the ILLITERATE for no reason.
I wish a lv.3 super punch can be used immediately during a match in S.K.O.B.

Granted, but as soon as you do, your game explodes (this is a video game, right?)
I wish for..... a Shiny Latias!! (oh wait, within a few hours, i'll be able to do that!! *does a little dance for joy*)

Granted, but then your game crashes and you have to start a new game
I wish my dad had a computer!

Granted, but he can't get it to work.

I wish that all of my things were done so I could relax.

Can you get a shiny event Pokémon like that?

(with enigma stone, all you have to do is SR, i thought)
Granted, but as soon as everything's finished, you find that you can't relax due to boredom. And so, you begin looking for something to do...
I wish i knew for sure about the enigma stone....

Granted, but then your game crashes, yet again
I wish i had a poolz!

granted, but it's filled full of concrete. i dare you to jump in.
i wish my game hadn't crashed.

Granted, but then you drop it in my pool as it was being filled with concrete
I wish I had a pool filled with water

granted but someone put there pet eels in it
i wish no one can make this wish backfire

Granted, but there was nothing to backfire anyways.
I wish for a Coke.

(Are we really doing this again???)
Granted, but it's laced with Hemlock. And I pee'd in it.
I wish That I wasn't so bored.

(god, no more repetitive wishes; i made this instance of backfire, so i'm going to add a new rule: no asking for the same thing over and over again. i.e, i wish for a coke, i wish for a coke no one peed in, repeat; it gets boring)
granted, but you get so excited about whatever you're doing, that your heart explodes!!
i wish people would stop wishing for wishes that wouldn't backfire (or that i could say that ten times fast )

Granted, but they just start wishing for more Coke.
I wish I would fall off a cliff (how would you backfire a bad wish?).

Granted. You survive.

I wish I had more Master Balls.

Granted, but you can only use them on .

I wish I wish I was a fish. :I