Magikarp who smacked him in the face but the the Magikarp...

Then evolved into Gyarados who blasted the poor guy to smivvereenz. =[

CARROT!!!!! (which OBVIOUSLY had a machine gun in it) and blasted..........


Pip

Yelled, "Ima Firen Mah Lazer" then...

Glaceon walked by causing everyone to..

A semi automatic shotgun!

Because of this Weavlie Lord decided to...

remebered that they were the same person so...

a neverending paradox of time began, causing the universe to carsh AGAIN.
so this time the kid, got frusturated and threw the DSI out the window, then the N+ guy showed up again and killed him for hitting him with a DSI.
Meanwhile, somewhere on YouTube...

narutoultra was making cool music videos while fred was visiting his mother in rehab when charizard came in and the rehab building and...

...gave all the rehabby people counselling lessons!!!!! XD

...For only $6.99 a month!...

and then the angry mother bebarel( what happended to her anyways) cam and fired her lahzars at the rehabby people

iirc, the angry mother bibarel was something else transformed, then the mother bibarel transformed into Chuck Norris - then got killed by a Farfetch'd.

...then the people in rehab ran away and fell over, while the angry mother Bibarel (the real one, not transformed) FIRED LAZARZ at everyone, causing the entire building to blow up. Meanwhile, George W Bush was taking a walk in his garden when suddenly...

Ninja Kirby came out and backstabbed him. George was still alive and he ordered a nuclear strike on kirby, when suddenly...

...EP appeared and eat everyone's pancreas. After the meal, EP decided to....

go somewhere else, but kirby ate EP from the inside out.
Somewhere in Heck, Bowser was trying to get through the flaming gates when suddenly...

mario came and broke down the gates so that he could fight bowser, but ...

N+ Came AGAIN, Came out of heck, killed mario and bowser, and ruined nintendo forever.
SO then...

AHHHHHH

N- appeared and ran into N+, causing a cosmic explosion that erased everything and brought us back to the magikarp that was swimming around before the gyarados apppeared. (all the way back to the first two posts)

But then dialga came and brought us to right before n- came

Dialouge
N-: I will finally get to kill you... brother!
N+: Oh really, come and get me.

And right before the cosmic explosion, the DSI with "the universe" ran out of battery.
So (an)other kid put it on the charger and went to meet his freind, idiotmasta, who was just killed by the duo,
Dr.SPAZ AND Dr.RAZZ

so (an)other kid killed them for killing his best friend

But then the whole world went haywire becuz Dr.SPAZ & Dr.RAZZ cant die

So the ones who survived the dimensional collapse were sent to a blank room like in the time machine spongebob episode where they...

...all ran into the walls for no reason. Suddenly, everything exploded inside the room, and they were all taken back to the time of the dinosaurs. Stickmen were swaying and taking steps in random directions, when....

a progress bar appeared, and as it loaded the stickmen became Hi-def ZOMBIES with.........