Granted, but now you're mute...
I wish it never rained.

Granted, but all food supplies are greatly reduced, this later leads to war over food.

I wish that the USA can recover from the terrible leadership of George Bush after he leaves.

granted, but then a monkey becomes president.

i wish the spriters shack had alot of members.. (uh-oh, i can see where this is going)

Granted, but none of them can actually make sprites.

I wish that it was christmas break already.

Granted, but America stops celebrating the holidays.

I wish pelipper was useful in battle. D:

granted, but now pelipper is an event-only pokemon.

i wish domain names were free... :(

granted but you die.

I wish Mew was an unevent and Mewtwo was an event pokemon.

Granted, but now Mew is the clone, and so is evil, while Mewtwo is good.

I wish that a Democrat will win the 2008 Presidential election.

Granted, but there ends up being another Watergate and so many people resign, Cheney becomes President.

I wish I had teachers that weren't completely incompetent / failures at life / douchebags / etc

Granted, but you'll have to move away and go another school with incompetent / failures at life / douchebag teachers after you spend one day with the good teacher.


I would think that would be a great improvement to the one we have now. lol.

I wish I can travel through time.

Granted. You are now a green, fairy thing that lives in the forest, gets poached many times throughout history, and generally becomes hated by all mankind.

I wish didn't have emotions

Granted, but you can't love or be happy either.

I wish the last books of the Inheritance series were already out and in my possession. (I can already see to corruptions, which will it be?)

Granted, but they're in a dark script which, if ever read, releases a demon onto the Internet which can only be fought by Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Who, unfortunately, is fictional.

I wish Shigeru Miyamoto was a pokemon.

Granted, but everyone else in the world becomes a Pokemon.

I wish I can design a video game.

granted, but the video game sucks.

i wish i could eat pizza for supper every night of my life.

Granted, but now you're Jabba the Hutt.

I wish I could teleport objects wherever I wanted them.

Granted but you teleport a truck on yourself

I wish i didnt suck at games so much and i lived forever

Granted, but you'll view very game as so easy that you'll say that they are trash. And you'll live on till the end of time saying every game you played sucked while you forget about your family.

I wish my uncles Easy On product becomes a success. (I wonder how this one wil work out...)

granted, but another product like it comes out and becomes a better success.

i wish i got guitar hero III for x-mas (and my wii wont break)

Granted, but your parents get it for the PS3 instead of the Wii.

I wish for nothing Lets see you corrupt that :p

Granted, but you've just wasted a perfectly good wish that could've been used to fix your dead mom, ALS dad, the fact that you have only $42 to your entire family's name, or the fact that you get kicked out on the street where you must live for 3 days. And I say you only live there for three days because a hurricane comes on the third day, and everyone who is inside a home lives and is fine, which does not apply to you.

I wish my friends appreciated my childlike wonder.

Granted, but you have no friends.

I wish I could do anything, even un-corrupt this wish if somebody corrupts it.

Granted, but you have become a God. This leads you to go insane with power until you are killed by your own family.

I wish that Sonic Next Gen was complete, instead of being the incomplete game it is now.

Granted , but everyone gets it but you

I wish I could get an arceus and not lose my game.

Granted, but your game data deletes itself every time you turn it off.

I wish I had my own computer that never ends up in a BSoD (Blue Screen of Death, a blue error screen).