(its 50% chance if not aquadude is and its up to RNG im still not sure)
granted and hes not

i wish that i coul regenerate my pinky

(well, it would make A LOT of sense if it was Ryan181)
Granted, but then you lose your other pinky
I wish I had every videogame/console known to man!

(conversate using pm)
poof, you got it, all the Dora the explorer games.

i wish i had a Bucatti

(we did, hours ago)
Granted, but then you're upducted by...R@pist Pikachus...have fun!
I wish I didn't hate Dora with my entire being so I could..."enjoy" the new games I just acquired...

granted but you love it so mush that you wear a shirt with dora on it every day

i wish that Mr. Dude would kill ryhan181 already

Granted, but then Ryan181 killz you, for real.
I wish I had some GOOD food.

granted, but you realise it's poisoned.

i wish i didnt need braces,

Granted, but you get them anyway, and can never take them off
I wish I could make videos with good picture/audio etc magically and in seconds

granted, but they last only seconds

i wish pokemon were real (the best BA wish needs a BA Backfire)

granted, but they hate it here and all commit suicide. congrats, you just traumatized millions of children.
i wish that my dog hadn't died *checks watch* three years ago.

Granted, it died 3 years AND 3 days ago.

I wish there was no spammers in the internet.

Granted, but then that means there's nobody on the internet.
I wish I had..."extreme" vision.

granted but yu go blind

i wish i had more Faygo

Granted, but it is at the bottom of the ocean
I wish I had the book Mockingjay

granted but your still blind

i wish that i my sis would stay camping for 2 years

Granted, but you have to go with her
I wish i was no longer blind

Granted, but it requires 2" thick glasses.

i wish i could be a comedian.

Granted but you turn out to be the world's least funny comedian.

I wish I didn't have to do any of my Theology homework...

Granted, but you still have homework.

i wish i was strong

Granted, you're so strong that when you're going to eat, you broke the spoon to two.

I wish i could invent a deadly poison that i'm the only living being that is immune to it.

Granted, but then you are the only one living...

I wish I could run around the world at the speed of light.

Granted, but because you ran so fast, you didn't see where you're running and you hit a tank and crush each and every cell in your body. Ouch.

I wish humans don't destroy the nature.

Granted, but we do annyway.

i wanna go home (i dont know?)

Granted, but your home are left to rubble.

I wish humans just extinct already.

(why would you wish that??)
Granted, but you die as well, and furthermore, because you caused it by wishing it, you technically committed mass murder. good luck in the afterlife, man.
I wish Mr. Dude would just frickin' end Werewolf already.