Granted, but now some random spell turned everything gigantic but you, making you the one & only microscopic organism in the universe.
I wish I would befriend someone from a parallel who is willing to blast my piano teacher to tiny bits.

I know i'm breaking the rules but i want to finish my story.

Granted but then your beautiful wife michelle leaves you because she thinks totodile suck worse the stone edge's accuracy and comes to me and takes pity on me for being the ugliest man ever and i die happily ever after on top of her.

My wish is she lives a long healthy life.

2 birds one stone.......

Granted, but the paralell piano teacher, who just happens to have known munchlax comes into your world, sends your piano teacher to her parellel world where she goes back in time to stop the paralel her from sending her there, but accidentaly kills the past her, thus creating a paradox, and thus that piano teacher is destroyed along with the parrelel one and all memorys of them are wiped out and munchlax doesnt die, but instead becomes shinylucario,s piano teacher that he doesnt like. And the whole thing repeats itself again and again until the unvirse collapses into a blackhole that then spawns a new universe.

I wish munchlax and shinylucario would just get along.

Granted, but my giant microscopic organisms come in and devour everyone including Munchlax and Shinylucario.

I wish we could go away from this weird 'story' right now.

I haven't done this in a while!
Granted, but you have to go through the barren desert without water.
I wish for water.

Granted, but it's located at a distant planet about 20110119 lightyears away & you can't use any means of transportation to get there apart from walking & hopelessly flapping your arms.
I wish someone would get the Never Ending Story to continue & make it very interesting!

Granted, but Krisp locks it for necromancing.

I wish that the PEC would be over already!

Granted, but Swampert wins ('cuz you voted for Blastoise. ).
I wish SOMEONE would post in Ecruteak Theater.

(this wish may actually come true, im thinking about starting up a new rp.)

Granted- but my rp is so awsome that everyone joins in and there is so much load issues that everyone's pc explodes. On the plus side, the all get jellybeans.

I wish id make up my mind.

Granted, but you were taking an extreme test in a class you were doing bad in. And you had to get a 70 or above to go on a class trip to New York. So you had to get a straight 100 on the test to barely pass the class with a 70. You knew everything in the test, but at the last problem, you didn't know if the answer was B or D, so that's when you had to make up your mind. So you decided to chose B for the answer, but as it turns out the real answer was D, so you got a 99 on the test, thus you couldn't go to New York.

(Wow thats my longest backfire yet.)

I wish I could wish for more wishes!!

Granted and I backfire them all. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


I wish for colour.

Granted,but those colors are either (and not all of them at the same time: Black. White, Grey, Sepia, or Camouflage.

I wish for completely legal and non-dangerous FUN.

Granted- you sit in a corner twidling your thumbs.

I wish this wish gets backfired.

Granted, but it failed! (idk)

I wish that Justin Beaver (or Bieber, or whatever) would quit the music industry already and get a real life!

Granted, but a three year old girl takes his place and mimics his exact singing.

I wish I grew fangs and became a

Granted, but you just KO'ed yourself with Crunch when you accidentally bit your tongue.
I wish that Lady Ga Ga would be turned into a Chihuahua.

Granted, but shes still annoying.

I wish for anything. Anything at all.

Granted, a sword that happens to be falling right above your head......... fast.

I wish for something RED!!!!!!!!!

Granted, your red blood gushes out of a wound in your chest that appears from nowhere.
I wish for there to be no homework - ever!!!!

Granted, but all that homework is crammed into school, so you must get all your 'schoolwork' done in the class period, and if you don't get it ALL done and turned in then, you get a 0!

I wish for something that won't harm me.

Granted you become mentally insane and move into a rubber room now nothing can hurt you but eventually you go into a coma and never come out of it.

I wish that I win at least one of the two tournaments I'm currently in.

Granted but everyone finds you so popular from the contest that you didn't really win at all.
I wish Uber Pokemon could do Wi-Fi battles!!!

Granted, you become a large turd wearing a speedo (this was a play on Frost's play on words. ).
I wish to type better.

Granted, but you become so used to typing on the computer keyboard that when computers are replaced by iPads, its too hard to 'type' on the touch screen.

I wish there would be a psypoke emote with someone playing the trumpet! (kinda like )

Granted, but it looks completely stupid. The trumpet is pink and says Barbie on it.

I wish aliens would destroy the world.