Granted its June 3rd 2150.

I wish for a wis hthat isnt a wish, but wil alwys bea wish.

granted but your wish escapes

i wish i weren't stalked

Granted, you were never stalked but you will be stalked in 15 years.

I wish that CAPS LOCK never existed.

granted, but the shift button no longer does caps, so no words are caps now

i wish for a milkshake


P.S. 200th post!

Granted you shake your milk a lot but now it is all foamy and tastes really bad.

I wish my avatar had not disappeared.

granted but it reappears as a demented bunny which never goes away

i wish i didn't know a lot of losers at my school

Gratbed you know no one at your school.

I wish for a bunny on the unicycle.

granted but the bunny falls and dies

i wish the world was gone?????

Granted, you question wanting the world to be gone so you die.

I wish I could come with a better backfire than that ↑

granted but your backfire gets flagged and you become banned

i wish my brother would stop playing cod

he stops playing with a fish and starts playing CoD.

i wish people would remember about the Who would win in a fight game.

granted but nobody decides to post there

i wish bradley miskus was Dead

Granted, he dies in an airplane crash... that hits your house

I wish people DID remember my game that's only living on a thin line (and they post GOOD things on there)

granted but after a while everyone forgets again

i wish i could think of something good to wish for

Granted, but its illegal

I wish for pi

Granted but so many numbers fill up your brain and it causes you to forget everything not related to pi

Granted, but the world is so confused that we get taken over by Caecilians

I wish that the apocalypse does not happen Saturday or Anytime in my lifetime.

Granted, but a meteor strikes the earth and crumples it to pieces, but you live through it. Then the REAL apocalypse comes when the pieces of earth fly into the sun. (But you die from the lack of oxygen in space before flying into the sun, so technicaly you weren't alive when the apocalypse happens).

I wish texas won't get hit by a tital wave for 500 years.

Granted,it get hits by a Tidal wave

I wish my band becomes successful.

granted but we split up after peter decides to go solo

i wish i was a guitar god

Granted, but you are overthrown by Ozzy Osbourne

I wish for a mouse

granted but it has rabies and bites you

i wish for

Granted, but every other word you say becomes So it looks like this:

I for piece cake.

granted but the cake is .1000000 of a mm long

i wish for the best wish possible

Granted, but it dies

I wish for a partridge in a pear tree