Granted, but you have to ask Ryu

I wish I know who won against Ryu and Dracomence

Granted: You knew who won, but you lost your memory and forgot to write it down.

I wish I could stop time.

Granted...but Dialga moves time back to normal everytime you stop it.

I wish my wifi would work

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Granted
but it gets stolen shortly after
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i wish for it to rain all winter

Granted: It rains so much in the Winter, that it floods your house.

I wish it was night all the time.

Granted, but since there is no Daytime to compare it to, Nighttime becomes the norm and in fact loses it's name as night. It just becomes time in general. The same would happen with endless day. Paradoxical, to say the least.

I wish somebody loved or even cared about me (inb4 they're a psycho, they kill me).

Genius bro!
To introduce a paradox situation possibility outcome in backfire is simply amazingly witty.Nice one,Ill have to do some when I get the chance to.

Granted.Mudkipz the last pokemon loves you and you love Mudkipz back but it evolves and no longer knows who you are and you are left loveless.?this is not a paradox,just a regular backfire.

I wish for Free wifi satelites that send ultra sound signals that allows everyone around the world access 2 wifi.

Granted: but the signal interferes with almost every other tech causing mass chaos and destruction.

I wish chocolate could talk.

Granted, but I eat it before It could say anything

I wish my head was'nt hurting

Granted...but as you keep banging it your head hurts even worse.

I wish Dracomence was back online

granted but my PESKY neighbors always interfere whenever im doing something

i wish reptile was over here so we can brawl with people on wifi

Granted, but were like 200 miles away

I wish I could battle Dracomence and Ryu in pokemon and brawl

granted but you don't have wifi

i wish reptile had wifi

Granted, but I steal yours

I wish for I could hear someone say " YOU BETTER BEALIVE IT"

granted but your to far to hear me

i wish for some ice cream right now

Granted, but it melts, because of your charizard's tail

I wish to hear some beautiful music right now

granted but your neighbor is playing some loud heavy-metal rock outside

i wish i was playing brawl with reptile right now

granted, but you would'nt last 3 minuets with ME

I wish these wishes came true

everytime we brawl i make you sweat like a goose

granted you just wasted your wish

i wish i had a wii and super smash bros brawl

YOU sweat just as much as I DO

granted, but its a Rental only

I wish for some Chocolate Cake with Chocolate Ice cream and some Chocolate Milk

granted but they ran out of chocolate cake and chocolate ice cream and chocolate milk so you had to get regular cake and vanilla ice cream and reduced white milk

i wish i had a job

Granted, but you get Fired

I wish I got fired from my job

Granted..but you realize you need your job back..and have 2 beg for it.

i wish for something fun 2 happen

Granted, but at the last seacond the fun police came and took US to jail

I wish for a SNOW storm