Granted. *hits Shuckle-rock$ with an unusually large hammer*

I wish both monsters twisturtwig unleashed upon me were slain, and that no more would come.

Granted, but then I summon a monster and it slew you xD

I wish that I could come online more frequently and have fun with you guys :/

Granted, but now hordes of evil mortals, ancient titans & earth-shaking giants are after you. Have fun! (Oww torchie, why now?)
Granted, you spend your entire life glued to the computer and you're completely unaware when Porpoise Fear- I mean Porphyrion squish you to a mash with your computer.

I wish that someone - Athena, perhaps - would knock some sense into Tia- I mean Hera. Her Majesty. The Loose Cannon.

Granted - the gods drew straws and nominated you. You must defeat Hera in combat using only a paper clip, a boomerang, and a bucket of paint. And the fight's in a week. I recommend you find MacGyver to train you.

I wish you hadn't fired a nuclear missile at my most awesome home state of California.

Granted. The villager's strap you to a chair and shove enchiladas down your throat. You don't die from choking, but from the intense spicy heat that you can't stand. Werewolf reference!

I wish that MY home state of New Jersey wasn't so stereotyped. Not all of us are like that.

Granted; the stereotypes go away, but you all become like that anyway.

I wish we had had two weeks of nice weather before it got cold -_-

granted but it is cold here and I take all of your relatively nice weather and give you my cold weather.

I wish for not so cold weather (or the wood stove back in the house)

granted, you have straight a's but the a's are in between the letters F and IL.

i wish my friends weren't so weird.

Granted, but your parents are weird, and they ground you from eating ANY food for no reason

I wish for a cool Mythbusters episode

Granted, but you apparently haven't seen the show, so you never see the cool episodes (which already exist) :p

I wish video games were cheaper.

Granted; in return, systems get way more expensive. And they aren't very durable either.

I wish for the reputation of New Jersey to improve.

Granted,

I wish I knew of this "bad reputation" regarding New Jersey.

Granted. But I dont know either, so I throw a cream pie in your face made out of supper glue. HAve fun gettin it off your face.

I wish I could eat spagehitti already. Seriously, I need more than a few poached eggs, mashed potatoes and chicken broth. I NEED REAL FOOD DANG NAB IT!

Granted, but it now autocorrects everything to a link to a video of Rebecca Black singing "Friday."

I wish that my allergies stop so I can race today.

Granted, but there is nothing that says they won't start again during the middle of your race. Ouch!

I wish I wasn't too lazy to change my signature.

Granted, but you can only change it to 50 pictures of Hitler, so you may as well not bother.

I wish I had more money in paper bills, that wasn't fake, and that won't bury me alive, kill me, or injure me, and which can be used on anything.

Granted, but it was only a loan, from an unstable bank. It closes right after you take the money, leaving you broke and in total debt to the government.

I wish I was WINNING!!! (Wow, im gonna have a lot of haters now...)

Granted, you're winning the 'lose the game' game

I wish I could get some rest

Granted, but of all places you decided to sleep on Hephaestus' throne on Mount Olympus, activating Greek fire bombs, electric traps and the sort to drop on you.

I wish that Chiron would tell me Hera's fatal flaw so I can defeat her after dousing her in crimson paint and messing up her hair with the paper clip

Granted, but then you forget.

I wish that ShinyLucario would quit giving away parts of "The Son of Neptune" WHICH I STILL HAVEN'T READ YET!!!!!

(I actually had a dream about it last night, which was pretty interesting. )

Granted, but the book is pulled from bookstore shelves and used to roast beef. Also, those people who read the book have there minds wipped,so they cant retell the story.

I wish for FOOD.