granted but the thing you were going to use to burn me had a gas leak and it explodes in your hands and the brightness of the explosion blinds you so now you're burned and blind.

i wish i new which gas station i can get free gas from

But there is'nt any one near you

I wish my back didnt hurt from sitting down so much

granted but your neck hurts now...not sure if it hurts due to the many paralysis or burns you had but it hurts.

i wish it doesn't freeze tomorrow

Granted, but it does and it 4x SUPER EFFECTIVE

I iwsh the psypoke Admin/mods were nicer

Granted. The Reason they are so strict nowadays is because there are a lot of idiots showing up and driving them crazy apparently.

I wish for the best weekend I ever had this weekend.

Granted but Monday is horrible...

I wish I could battle EP!!!I heard he is good...

Granted. But he beat you.

I wish Ryu's account on this site would activate so he can meet some cool people.

Granted, But then he gets on probation for spamming, (lol) and then banned.

I wish everyone on this website knew proper grammar. *coughRyucough*

Granted, but your chef serves terrible food and you can't leave your house.

I wish I could come up with a good team for once. D:

granted, but you can't get ahold of any of the pokemon.

i wish i hadn't stopped using psypokes for the past 7 months

Granted, you got tired of trolls such as Ryan 181 and you leave again. Sheesh dude give it a rest or I will stomp you again.

I wish I could Have a good day tomorrow...

Granted but it's bad the next day.

I wish that INTERWEBUSER a guy on gamefaqs.com, would stop being such a ignorant dumbass for saying that Nintendo and GF only cares about money. And saying that HG/SS is pointless.

You go to gamefaqs too? Thats awesome bro, they have the best Strategy guides over all.

Granted but he talks smack about you after.

I wish I could battle Ash[Red] already...
Ps: Manaphy10, what is your user name there?

My name on there is Manaphydude.

Granted. But he beat the crap out of you.

I wish my previous wish and this wish would not Backfire.

Granted, but I have the power to backfire any wish I choose

I wish to know what you are thinking

Granted but when you read my mind you blow up, my mind has millions of thoughts per second and you couldnt handle it.

I wish I had A Delibird bring me awesome presents.

Granted, but then the Delibird freezes you in ice for 100 years and by the time you thaw out someone has stolen all the presents.

I wish I didn't have to go to school anymore.

Hi everyone, I was gone for more than a week and I missed out on all these wishes I could have Backfired. By the way, I think the admins and mods are very nice.

Granted: Since you didn't go to school, you didn't get the proper education you needed to be successful job. You would never be able to go back to school because there were new things for you to study that required pre-requisites. After that, you ended up living in your parents house before they kicked you out because you weren't helping with the rent. You couldn't stay at a friends house because all of them were at college and university.

I wish that my brother would help cook the spaghetti that I'm about to make.

Wow. That's evil.

Granted: But it expired yesterday.

I wish that my brother would stop telling me to get of the computer and go cook the spaghetti. (meanwhile, he's downstairs playing xbox with my other brother )

Granted, but he becomes mute for ever LOL

I wish I could Drop kick somebody

I think I could live with that. Lol

Granted: But then they get really made and you end up with broken legs.

I wish for world peace without anybody dying, the world being destroyed, or any acts of GOOD or EVIL.

Granted, but the world gets incredibly boring and nothing ever happens.

I wish my cat could talk but wasn't annoying.

Granted, but all it can say is "meow"

I wish for a world of action