Granted, there too sour and you regret it.

I wish for the ultimate wish

Granted, but it dosent come true

I wish I was the coolest person on earth

Granted, your so cool you turn frozen solid.

I wish I didnt get lumps of coal for Christmas.

Granted, but insted your stocking is full of sand

I wish Sanata clause was real

Granted but it's poisonous. And I think he's waiting to turn 18 in order to be able to drive.

I wish I would get everything I want for Christmas.

Granted, but while Santa Clause was going to leave your present at your house, he stoped by my house and left them there by mistake

I wish it could snow here till New years

Granted, but your house gets snowed in.

I wish I never got banned from Hatena notebook... ( cant fight fire with fire) lol!

granted but you get banned from psypokes

i wish the snow didn't melt in my hands

Granted but it made your hands numb.

I wish I knew what it's like to be a Pokémon.

Granted, but you get turned in to a psyduck and are constantly suffering from headaches like Misty's psyduck

I wish I got more preasents

Granted, but they all suck massively and then asplode.

I wish I could find my old Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

Granted, but there all bend and torn

I wish I didnt lose one of my pet turtles

granted but you lose all of them now

i wish that the one of the wishes of the thousand wishful wishes that i wishfully wish i could wish can wishfully be wished so that my unwishful wish is a wishful wish so my wish of the many wishful wishes i wish is wished so my unwishful wish is a wishful wish so the wishful wish i wishfully wished from the wishes is wished soo wishfully and full of wishness that my wish of the wishes i wishfully wish to wish so the unwishful wish is wishfully wished with wishness

Hmmm... This is a little like the ungrantable paradox I did, but this one is harder...

Granted? Your wish is granted but your other 999 wishes are not grantable and can be used by others and then they negate your wishful wishness wish and I hope this is a backfire...

I wish I knew how to solve this paradox, I havent been thinking straight since I have been on vacation.

Granted: He's just wishing for nothing but adding different forms of wish (wishful, wishfully) and wishing for 1000 wishes to make it look complicated. Just take out the adverbs and it simpler. And yes, your backfire did make sense because he never used the other 999 wishes he wished for. But he first wished for 1000 thousand wishes, then he wished that the first wish he had would be nothing. Therefore, the proper backfire is nothing and all wishes were distributed to others. Oh, and Ryu, granted, but you can't think straight for anything else and end up messing up with everything else.( A little backfire for your wish )

I wish for 3 wishes that I may use right now. Using my first wish, I wish that nobody but myself would be able to undo/backfire any of these wishes. My second wish is that nothing could undo/backfire my wishes, (eg. fire, death, time, etc.) And finally, I wish that no other wish but my own could backfire these wishes.

(clapping) bravo psychic_espeon good job in solving that paradox

granted but since you are the only one that can undo/backfire your wish i had to kill you in order to save this world from the madness that they weren't able to undo/backfire your wish.

i wish for a big cheesecake with kiwi and strawberries on top mmmmmmm!!!

Granted, but I step on it by accident

I wish for my dream to come true

Draco or you could wish to turn into Espy,as he is the only one could backfire that wish, and you could also kill him. lol!
Granted but your dream that was granted was a nightmare, and thus in perspective is a dream when I grant it.

I wish I had a cellphone, just to keep in touch with my friends, (inb4 No omega cellphone bills)

Granted, but its one of those big blocky looking ones that have that giant antena sticking out

I wish i could find my lost turtle

granted but you didn't realize you found your turtle until after you finished eating some stew..........TURTLE STEW that is

i wish reptile is ready for our battle

GRANTED, BUT YOU ARE NOT

I wish for some warm chicken noddle soup

Granted but it's poisonous.

I wish for a $50 iTunes Card

Granted, but then your iTunes crashes and you lose everything. Plus your iPod explodes.

I wish that this wish would not be granted.

Not granted, but then I felt sorry for you so I decided to grant it

I wish my shoulder didnt hurt

Granted but your head hurts ?

I wish for a HAPPY NEW YEAR, in California, tomorrow it will come, and I hope things get better in mylife, also I hope I get off probation, and please dont do a CRUEL backfire...plz...