Granted: But you're unable to catch it.

I wish for a particle of dust.

Granted but it falls in your eye

I wish it could be spring all ready

Granted: But it rains too much and floods your house ruining all your video games.

I wish for a number(eg. 1, 2, 3 ,4 etc.) that nobody knew.

Granted, but you don't know what it is.

I wish I could speak German (inb4 no one else speaks it).

Granted: But you got a really rough accent so nobody could understand your accent (even people who speak German)

I wish that I would have a quiet birthday tomorrow.

Granted, but all of the air is sucked out of the planet's atmosphere so that there is no sound.

I wish I had my copy of HeartGold already....

Granted: But it's broken and you can only play the beginning parts and then the game turns off.

I wish for I didn't have to grant this previous wish. (because the destruction of a game is sad)

Granted, your wish was undone, and out of gratitude Ryder

Wished for a copy of Heart Gold for Psychic_Espeon_16.

Granted, but you do anyway.

I wish i could find website where I could easily download free music. (seriously though guys, do you know any?)

Granted: But I don't know any.

I wish for a Monkey riding a uni-cycle, that can juggle Pokeballs and eat a banana at the same time

granted, but the monkey stole your bicycle to turn it into the unicycle, the pokeballs it stole from you, and the banana came from your peanut butter and banana sandwich!

I wish for an elepant that could ride a giant skateboard while doing backflips and burping the ABC's...I'm gonna have nightmares...

Granted: But he falls off the skateboard just as he's about to do a backflip and breaks his back. On his dying bed, he finally lets his burp loose in your face.

I wish for a bottle of monkey's tear, and the jacket from Family Guy that Carter bought Babs for their anniversary.(the baby eagle down coat that was treated with children's tears.he he he)

Granted, but both of them are destroyed in a fire immediately after you get them.

I wish that this thread, having reached the fairly-epic length of 50 pages (or nearly 1000 posts), would get locked by your friendly neighborhood moderator.

GRANTED.

*Locked*

Fun game, thanks to everyone who has participated, but the thread is getting too long, and since an official end date was never specified by the first poster, I'm deciding to close it now. Please wait at least 1 week before someone starts Backfire IV.