Simple. I say, "I wish a had $1000 dollars." then you say something to corrput it like," Granted, but you get it all in korean money." Catch my drift? Ok so here it goes!

I wish I was 18 years old

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Granted, but now you have to stop leeching off of your parents and get a real job.


I wish that someone would restore my faith in god. :(

Granted, but He loses his faith in you.

I wish tomorrow is a two-hour delay.

Granted, but you get it when nobody else gets it, so you go to work two hours ealrly

I wish i had 300 psybucks

Granted, but your internet connection will fail.

I wish that I can do magic.

Granted, but only because you WII was stolen.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but you wish to never be happy again.

I wish Phyllis Hyman was alive!

Granted. Now you die.

I wish I wasnt made of phail ;-;

Granted, you are now made of fail.

I wish there was one more atom of oxygen to the left of my index finger.

(I love this game , I'm glad it found it's way to psypoke)

Granted, but it's in the middle of a reaction with a hydrocarbon that's about to explode.

ALTERNATE ENDING:

Granted, but it's actually host to a mini-galaxy full of psychic transdimensional pop stars who decide to use your cochlea as their transmission tower to send their music to the universe. Favorite instrument: the chalkboard.


I wish I had two extra arms.

Granted, but your original ones snap off.

I wish I had a wish that nobody could corrupt.

Granted, I'm Nobody, and I just corrupted it, how? By being nobody, and corrupting it. (You can think about this one for a looooong time.)


I wish that I never wished this wish. (How would that turn out?)

Granted, but a mod has to delete your post

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Granted. That was your good wish, right there.

I wish there were less idiots rampant on the Psypoke forums.

- DNA

Also Munchy, I made this game before you joined; you could edit this link into the first post (it's a list of concise rules )
...That didn't come out right.

Granted, they are all now rampant on your forum.

I wish someone would not corrupt my wish.

Ah, yes. The Backfire game... back then, I wished it would last forever. I've been waiting almost a year for a new thread like this to show up (and I even considered making my own one :o)
Granted, but you have officially wasted a perfectly good wish.

I wish that every idiot in the world would be zapped by a lightning bolt.
(I know what's coming for this one...)

Granted, but you also got shocked.


i wish i wasn't on porbation...

Granted, but you are banned

I wish everyone could be an admin on this fourm at leats once

<s>Granted, you now have the rank "Fails at life" (Meaning banned)</s>
Dang it, posted too late. New one:

Granted, but Lintario comes back and ruins the forum. (Newer members wouldn't know who he is.)

I wish this girl didn't hate me and actually liked me.

Yep, I was right.
Anyway,
Granted, but she was murdered as soon as she liked you.
I wish that I could fly without being shot down my the FBI.

Granted, you're shot down by a regular policeman.

I wish my computer ran faster.

granted, but it crashed.

i wish my DS wasn't broken.

granted, but it explodes and you cant repair it from there
I wish people would listen to me (like to see where it goes