well, backfire V went one for about yesterday it's expiration date, so to follow the rules.
This will end September 31 2010
Rules:
Someone makes a wish, and you have to grant it, but twist the wisher's words around so that they backfire on them.
For example
"I wish i didn't have so much homework everyday."
"Granted, but the homework you do get is impossibly hard."
Now, you make a wish.
"I wish it was summer already."
and continue on until September.
Try to make them creative, but let's try to avoid criticizing other's backfires, shall we??
I'll start with:
I wish that bulbasaur was the best pokemon ever

Granted, but the Pokemon company changes their name to "Pockemon" and remake every game without Bulbasaur.

I wish Lady Gaga would just shrivel up and die.

Granted, but then she becomes even more popular in death.
I wish that all my homework this year was easy and/or fun.

Granted, but the sum of homework that you have to do this year is 10.000. Have fun.

I wish i didn't have fever yesterday.

granted but after that you get the flu

i wish that i resurrected in the werewolf

granted, but then they ban you from all future werewolf games.
I wish I had cable/satalite (i may actually want to watch Best Wishes...sad)

granted but it dosent work

i wish i could telleport where ever whenever i want

Granted, but whenever you do, you leave a piece of you behind.
I wish I could...watch TV through telepathy, and the picture and sound come in crystal-clear.

granted you see right through it

i wish black and white came out in america 1st

Granted, but you can't buy it, because whenever you do, something horrible happens so you lose your game and maybe a limb/family member/pet/something you like.
I wish I had lotsa $!

granted but you have to sell every thing you own and an arm

i wish my grampas TV would break my cousins driving me nuts

granted but then they buy a plasma TV

i wish that they would make a mew three

Granted, but they never use it
I wish people would reply on certain topics a little faster...

Granted, but the Mods find it funny to Perma-ban you, so you can't post.
I wish all of you could spell so I'm not constantly straining to read your typing. *Glares at fgd*

granted but you cant read any more

i wish i could spell

Granted, but the natonal language is now swahili.

I wish that i had a hot girlfriend (lol)

Granted, but she's a crossdresser, you're now gay[:
I wish I had a Magikarp[:

Granted but it never evolves

I wish I had more time to do my homework

Granted, but with it, comes a heck of a lot more homework. so it really did no good.
I wish that SRing didn't take so long.

Granted, but your computer blew up from ultra high speed.

i wish i had tellekinesis

Granted, your telekinesis makes a 5 diameters ball that always prevents anything to come enters the ball, it also includes food, and you die of starving.

I wish i could fire a super strong giant black shockwave from my sword that i could aim anywhere.

granted you can aim anywhere but it always hits you

i with that things moved along fast on werewolfs

Granted, but the Werewolf Game still moves slow.
I wish I had Black Wings.

granted your arms are now peingiun wings

i wish i could feel my pinky finger it

(Jaypokes, since you're in this game of werewolf I just wanted to say, I read the whole game...wow...well, at least Psypokes finally won[: but doesn't that mean that AF_98 pinpointed the "master werewolf" all the back in round one? That's a little sad...well, congrats Psypokes!)
Granted, but it's a ghost feeling, your pinky finger was chopped off.
I wish that Mr. Dude would confirm Ryan181 was a werewolf (but there's a 99.9% chance he is) immediately.