Yeah, but what kind of **** would actually volunteer to be test subjects? O_o

I have a feeling I'd be surprised how many people would volunteer.

Well there's a reason sackTAP is a phrase and it's well known to hurt like hell. Really, a light hit to the balls and I'm down for at least 2 minutes. I accidentally hit a girl in the boob and she goes "Ow you hit me in the boob" we laugh and continue whatever we're doing.

Yes it does hurt, especially when you're in gym class and the person with the meanest kick (who usually kicks the ball very high) has that one low kick and my reaction time was a bit slow... thankfully I had a friend there who was willing to get me to the nurse's office... the bus ride home was one of the worst ever...
So yeah, my chances of being a father might be done because of that one kick... sadly I'm only 16.

But on the other hand, I have seen 2 girls get hit with a kickball in the chest. One had A's maybe B's, the other girl was probably a C or D. The smaller girl seemed to take more pain, but she was about 95 lbs (43 kg) while the other said she was 135 lbs (61 kg). (Yes I'm kind of a nerd. An unattractive nerd lol)

Krisp ... #1, personally, I think he deserved it to an extent.

But ... the best way I can describe the pain involved for a guy is this; all women's self-defense classes teach you to knee a male attacker in the balls. There is a reason for this; even a moderate impact in this area can leave a male attacker completely incapacitated for several minutes. This is not an exaggeration. It is why there is a huge industry built upon simply protecting those very parts from impacts. I have seen guys go down like they've been shot during a fight because they left themselves open to a kick there, they will, most likely, not be able to fight anymore. My field training officer (when I was a rookie cop in San Diego) told me; if you get in a fight and someone kicks you there ... you won't be able to fight any more ... get out your gun - make sure YOU are the one to go home alive. Men have been known to completely lose consciousness from a hard impact in the gonads. THAT is how painful it can be.

Now, I have seen women in fights. I have seen women get hit HARD in the breast - I have never yet seen that completely incapacitate someone. Yes, it hurts, a lot (from what I've seen and heard), and there are other glands in the human body that make good strike points in a fight, so it is painful. In fact, I have seen one time where a girl got punched in the breast by a guy ... she knocked him out with one punch - but he was a jerk, obviously, and had a glass jaw to boot, he was constantly picking on girls because he thought they wouldn't fight back (this was when I was in high school). He stopped picking on girls after that, BTW.

The thing is though, this guy was just rude. That sort of thing is uncalled for, if you ask me. And if you're going to start crap like that, you've got to be prepared for payback. As the old saying goes; "revenge is a dish best served cold."

im somewhat surprised that no girls have responded to this topic to back krisp up; so far its only been males unless i missed someone. can we get another female response?

inb4 no girls on the internet, etc

Yeah, you're right. I think the guys here have proven that getting nailed in the balls hurts way more, though.

Well everyone shared their story. Now its my turn. One day in gym, we were playing dodgeball and I was the last guy on my team against 2 opponnets. I had a ball in hand and 1 in reserve. Threw the ball and got the other guy out. Now, I am kinda small so I have to spin to get range and velocity for the ball. So I turn around to get the other ball and my friend Marissa yells "TYLER, WATCH OUT!". So I turn around to see where the ball is coming from and where its going to. Where its coming from: A 180-pound-all-muscle-no-fat 'human tank'. And this guy spins for accuracy and just cuz he can. Where its headed to: Upper inner-left-thigh. Now, when it hit, I felt my leg go numb becuz it absorbed most of the impact. The ricochet to the nads wasnt fun. I couldnt feel them for 20 minutes and couldnt feel the left til I got home, which was three hours later. Oh, and my friends gf hit him in the nads with the metal side of a tennis raquet. He had a limp for 4 days.

I could tell you kids stories about ball sacks and breastamuses, but apparently everyone else is sharing and I like to laugh at people's expense (it's my second job, after being a full time human rights activist). However I will attest that it hurts to be hit in the balls, because they're sensitive, and I will also attest that getting hit in the boob hurts, because they're sensitive, therefore being one for equal rights and all, I think that we should all just go with that they both hurt (and it doesn't matter which hurts more, because if it hurts, it hurts). Problem solved.

Or we could get test subjects, hit them in the boob or balls, given gender obviously, and then laugh maniacally at them. ('Cause y'know, laughing at other's expense, and all that).

Also, krisp, hitting a dude with bagels in the balls is awesome, mostly because how often does anyone share stories about being hit in the balls by bagels!?

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Are you trying to get stalked?

Also, I thought you signed a contract saying you were thirteen?

Are you sure? Because six year olds are finally learning how to read & write. I remember how horrible my writing was when I was that age. Trust me, you're probably the youngest member on this site. I don't see any posts with horrible grammar. Most, if not all, 6-yr-olds don't even know how to use a keyboard or a computer.

You didn't write that? Then who did?

Turnin' 20 in a month, yo

I've been kicked in the balls once. I was probably nine at the time, and it was an accident (was it...?) and it wasn't fun, and I didn't even have the option of falling on the ground because I was in a swimming pool.

It's not the kind of pain that triggers crying though, it's more like you want to tell the planet and your own body: Go away. I need to be alone.

The pain is probably equal, I think. Yes, I actually sorta tested this out with me and one of the people who has been posting in this topic a lot. Justified punishment!

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!! And it wasn't justified.

No. It's because Drago_girl and I personally know each other. It wasnt justified because I accidently hit her in the chest when we were playing around. EVERY SINGLE TIME I STOOD UP, BAM!!! Right in the nads!!! I couldnt stand up for more than an hour! It frickin hurt, and it certainly wasn't justified. I hit her once. The extra five kicks to the nads were not nessecary.

If you guys wanna know how it hurts to get punched in the boobs: Twist you **** harder as you can. For girls it hurts like 5 times more.

Yes, it hurts to get a pack of bagel in the jewels, but not enough to fall down.

Congratz to me itz my 100th post!!!!!

Cuz i got worse
I fell down and crushed my balls on a metal bar in a playground. Blue Ballz!!!
Anyway... a sandwich, really?
I also got an ice ball in the jewelz... but a sandwich...????

Let me put it like this: Pain is measured in units called 'dels'. Childbirth is about 57 dels. Passing a kidney stone is about 60. A hard kick or other hit in the testicles can be anywhere from 400.... to nine thousand dels.

>implying that the pain of a titty twister is equal to the pain of getting hit in the boobs.
Fail.
Getting hit in a place that is pretty much all fat doesn't hurt much.
Taking a hit from anything to an unsupported muscle hurts more, I'm sure. What country are you from? I'll make sure to avoid ever going there.

Hmm?
Don't put words in my mouth. Also, you insulted me in this post. Not funny at all. You say "boobs" are only fat? It is where you produce milk for ur baby, so its full of nerves. So yes, it hurts alot.

I think I know how my body works better than you. I didn't put words in your mouth. I'm not a jackass who does that. Get your facts straight. Whoever taught you sex ed did not know what they were saying.

1. Yes, you put words in my mouth
2. Thanks for another insult.
3. I asked my sister, my mother, my girlfriend, and some random girls: Yes it hurts. If you don't feel anything, its cuz ur boobs are not normal. (My balls neither )

Ok. Whatever. I guess I know nothing then.
I give up. Apparently, you're too thick headed to be wrong (That insult is intentional). Now, will you quit acting like you know everything and quit acting so immature and stop being hypocritical?
Thank you.