This space is for anyone to tell there embarrassing moments in the real world. I fell in a lake once.

When I was about 8 I was on a swing, but suddenly I swung virtually over-the-bar and then smashed down on my head. (lol)
Tackling my giant friend and bouncing right off, then smashing onto the ground (badly sprained my arm from this, thought it was broken IMO)

Well I was in the supermarket once, I lost my mum I went to find her all over and saw her blonde hair and she was walking with a little girl (What I thought was my sister) and I shouted "Mum! Look at this game!" and ran up to her and poked her in the back. It wasn't my mum at all. It was an old grandma.

When me and 2x4b went to the cinema to see X-Men 2, the guy at the till told us it was quite scary (Whatever) and asked us our age. 2x4b was 13 and I was 12. He said 13 and I got nervous and shouted 2 then -elve after I realised what I said.

Lol in year 5 I was eating this big tub of yogurt, i sneezed and clenched my hand, the yogurt went everywhere.

Also, Like Krytens one. My friend and I were wanting to get into LOTR III, the man asked for our ages (Its a 12A) and I said, 'We're 11.' Then i thought *Oh shi-* The man told us we couldnt watch it without an adult, then this random man came to us and said he shall supervise us. I was actually 11 at the time though.

Well, during school once, I was talking to my friend about the Sims2, and how Sims can get married. (this friend happens to be my best friend and the opposite gender.) Then, a kid in my class heard us and blurted it out loud, the the Queen of Gossip heard it and humiliated me and him. I swear, if a (oblivious, by the way) teacher wasnt there, Id like to sock her in the face with my fist to make her shut up. It would soothe me so.

-Gardevoir~

classic! You can't get much better than that

Ummm, acouple of years ago i was showing off on my Bike to my friends on a VERY bumpy hill doing skids, jumps and stuff and there was this very big lump of Grass that looked like a slope straight down the hill. As i was showing off i went riding towards it as fast as possible and went throungh it but my back wheel got caught on something so i had to break, i went flying over my Handle Bars and rolling down the hill into aload of Thistles's and Bushes and my Bike came down and landed on top of me.

It stung alot and my friends still make fun off me now because of it, it was fun though (until i reached the Thistles's anyay)

I crashed my bicycle on Sunday night when coming home from the pub.

Sometimes if I'm not awake when I wake up I walk into the wall next to my door. Either that or I just fall out of bed... ^_^''

One time when I was about... 7 or 8 I was outside playing by this puddle (it was a BIG puddle -- about one and a half feet deep and four feet across). It was cold outside, and I had on a regular sweatshirt. Well, I got a bit too close to the edge and fell in. >_<

A few years before that, I was about 5 at the time. I had a Golden Labrador named Lucky. I was taking him for a walk one day in the woods behind my old house, when he decided he wanted to go to the stream for a drink. Well, it wouldn't have been so bad had the stream not been down a hill and him a lot stronger than I was. He bolted for the water, and I held on to the leash like my life depended on it. My dad told me that the only thing that wasn't wet when he got me out of the creek was my hair... lol

One last one. In sixth grade we had to do a videotape on a book we read (for my group, 'Julie of the Wolves'. I think...) Anyway, we had to do commercials too, so we made one on 'cookies/dog treats', but the cookies were those styrofoam peanuts that they put in boxes... Each of the four people in my group had to eat one for the commercial. It tasted weird.

I've had a celing fan fall onto my skull from jumping too high and hitting it, which made it shack and fall. I guess that would explain a lot.

One time I stuttered when I was saying something and this is what I said "she" "it" and it sounded like sh*t and I got told on. I want to kick that guys butt :x

That's dangerous.

I remebered another,
when I was 10, the lunch bell rang, so me and my friend ran to the mad school. When all of a sudden, I tripped up and done thousands of flips and rolls, and then smashed onto the ground, unharmed

It was pretty amazing, all that and I wasn't even hamed, cool.

This happened today: (It wasn't my accident)
During P.E. we had to play football (lol, I'm the second worst player in the final year of primary. So I accidently made my team lose, lol.) And this guy ran into the opposing teams goaly, sending them flying into orbit. The aftermath of the collision wasn't very serious though. They didn't break a bone or anything, but get this, it was crazy and funny

Another accident i had had was while i was playing football and i broke my lknee because while our team was celebrating my fumble recovery they hit my knee the wrond way and it broke

itt hurt like a [censored]

Ummmm, this weren't embarrasing but the title says accidents soooo i'll say it anyway. Right for this it's going to need a little bit of Background

I've been playing right back at a football team for three seasons now and at the end of last season HALF of are total squad left (20, ten players left) and started up a new team with a few other people. When we came to playing them this season i was obviously a little P****d off with them so i intended to hurt a few players a little and more than likely get a Red Card.

Well now anyway at the game we went 6-0 up and i still hadn't hurt any off them and i was even more annoyed so i intended on hurting a certain player, He was running down the wing and i went to slide tackle him, he never had the ball at this moment in time so he found it easy to avoid me, i carried on sliding as it was wet and couldn't stop and ended up hitting there manager and breaking his leg, Kind of emmbarrasing for him but a accident from me

I have:

A) Lost count of how many times I've been electrocuted
B) Nearly blown up a school computer by accidentally running the power supply back into itself
C) Broken my "permanent" retainer twice, once by means of taco, once by means of sandwich.
D) Repositioned the middle bone (forget the name offhand) in my middle finger on my right hand by means of bowling ball.

Those are all that come to mind at the moment..

i cant remeber when, buti went to new forest for a picnic. i was on my bike then i came speeding down a hill and there was this little stream, it was fun making a splash, so i did it again and fell down and literally sat down in it.

oooo. I got another one. I was thinking of a girl I fancied in a lesson and I suddenly realised I was drooling.

Sorry for the necro but something really embarrassing happened to 2x4b yesterday.
We were just coming out of the cinema and talking about Xmen 3, which we had just seen. Loads of girls in short skirts and tops were hanging around a night club. I said "So, which one's your favourite?" talking about the film and 2x4b said "I dunno, I can't really see any of their faces...". o_O

I got chased by cows. I was hiding in a field, yes, a field; behind a nettle bush. I leapt over a ditch and saw COWS COWS COWS ahead. I started legging it away and the COWS trotted after me. As many of you...don't know, I have a phear of COWS. I had a nightmare with them flying after me. Anyway, the ditch was a river and I couldn't go back as the COWS were following me. So, I sprinted over the lumps of steamy stuff and there was no way across. I turned around and shouted at the COWS "Gerroff! Get lost you fat idiots!" and threw stones and stuff. Did I mention me and 2x4b had walkie-talkies? He was guiding me all the way...ish. "RUN! RUN YOU PIRROCK!" he shouts. So I give it a jump after one spotted idiot rears up and landed in a pile of nettles. Ouch!

This all happened in front of the same girl, a friend of mine who I secretly love.... (I only included three, but at least ten incidents like this have happened in a six month period...)

1.We were at work ( we work at a movie theatre...) in the concession stand and I was being all cool (or so I thought). I said something that made her laugh, then turned to walk away, trying to exit on a smooth line. It didn't quite work the way I'd planned. I slipped on a puddle made by a leaky ice cart and landed on my back, looking up at her like an idiot.

2.She's in the color guard at her school (I guess that means that she's the flag twirler person or whatever). Well, like the first day I met her she was trying to show me how to spin a small broom around on my fingers like a flag. I did it perfect once, then beamed myself in the face with it on the second try. I seriously saw stars and thought I was going to fall over. She just looked at me with an expression of amused pity and I wished at that point that the floor would just open and swallow me.

3.We were cleaning a theatre at work, and I went running up the stairs to make sure all the customers were gone. My walkie talkie fell off my hip, and I tripped on it. Then I lost my balance, fell, and tumbled all the way down the stairs, landing at her feet, walkie and all. The embarassment was bad enough, but I landed on the handle of a broom I'd left at the bottom of the steps... talk about insult to injury!

She must think I'm a complete moron.....I sure feel like one whenever these little episodes happen, which is odd because I don't get embarassed easily. I guess I'll pull through, though. I always do.

I walked into a door.I was walking towards it, thinking, I should open that, I didn't, thought, I probably should, still didn't, then as I was maybe half a decemetre away I thought I need to open that door now, and I just walked into it. Ya... that was fun.

I was walking down the stairs at school and I decided it would be fun to miss a step. I fell all the way down and broke my nose.

I do plenty of embarrissing things...


1. I have a bad relationship with liquids coming out my nose.
2. When I rode a roller coaster for the first time (I was about 8), I almost forgot to hold onto the saftey bar and nearly flew out...
3. I think either me or one of my friends thought we were a birdy and jumped off a tree. We were about 6.
4. Earlier today I nearly got stung by different bees 3 times...
5. Also today, I had my head agaisnt a bus window and we went over a bump. Ouch.