what powers would you have, and what would be your name?

Mine would be...

Name: Dread
Powers: the ability to manipulate hardware/software/electronics to do my bidding... ie, hack without any real skillz.
Alignment: Hero

I would be a super-hero probably... But I don't really know what to be.
Meh:

Name: Who cares, I'm rubbish at names. (I'll edit when I come up with one)
Abilities: Able to use magic. (Has a staff)

EDIT:: Teeser, maybe you could make it you can only have 1 ability, as a lot of people seem to be making rather 'broken' abilities.

So, you hack with "skillz" normally? You do know you'll get tracked down, unlike in Swordfish...

Hero
Name: Kryten
Powers: To be able to post normal things on Psypoke.

Villain
Name: Ipulate Man
Powers:
Telepathy - Make multiple things rise with mind, including self (Flying), also able to deflect objects
Invisibility - Walk through objects at own will and become unseeable

Bit like Xmen this post isn't it?

If I was a Hero...

Name: Maximus

If I could be a superhero, I would be Immigration Dude! I

Hero or Villian. Doesn't matter.

Name: Mantis Thing
Powers: Hack and Slash with my build in scythes. Moderate flying abilities. Can create multiple copies of its self.

Huh... Sounds familliar.....

I will be a hero....
Name: Wind Ghost
Ability: Can 'swim' freely and swiftly in the air... or defying gravity if you like to call it... and I can use my own strength to move objects-in-flying

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This program contains comments demoting the overall idea of immigration and any immigrants recently traveling to the United States. Viewer discretion advised.

I would be Firestarter's sidekick! Muhahaha
Name: TMI hater (Too much immigration, not information)
Powers: Can make up new words to existing songs demoting the idea of immigration. (I do that anyways lol)
2nd Power: Can fire immigrants from any job at will.
3rd Power: Can force immigrants to speak English.
Hobbies: Putting dollar bills on fishing poles and dragging it near the ground from the top of a building during protest marches to break stuff up and make the National Guards' life a little easier.
Join your local Anti-immigration center today! Stop the abominations!

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I'll be sorta in the middle not a hero and not a villian

Name: Dar[K]k

And im not telling you my powers then you would be able to defeat me, you will have to find out the hard way.

I could be a hero or a villian. You decide.

Name: The Procrastinator
Ability: I'll tell you later...

So you're a Time Lord? That's not really a hero or a villain, sN0wY m'dear


As for me, I'm already both a heroine and a villainess!

Heroine
Name: The Creator
Powers: Control over the Realms of Imagination, Metamorphisis, Teleportation, Telekinesis, Telepathy
Features in: Snap!, Snap! Realms, Snap! Lab and anything relating to the Realms of Imagination
Cool Fact: Is the only living being in existance who is physically able to access the Core by herself
Appearance:


Villain
Name: Quiller
Powers: Brings inanimate objects and images to life
Features in: The Adventures Of Bowlcut Boy and the Combover Kid
Cool Fact: Her shirt changes colors with her mood
Appearance:


Both characters copyright to myself

Calculon approves of this Topic.

NAME: Phenomenon
POWERS: Flight, teleportation, wall-crawling, chameleon mantra
ALIGNMENT: Opportunistic

...yeah, I'm a little grey on some issues. I play as the Thief in Quest for Glory so I see nothing wrong with making a little scratch on the side while I save the world.



This better be a joke, because I'm an immigrant-lover.

Literally.

It's a huge pity that some people won't be able to fully appreciate different people's cultures. It's why I love living where I live, there's a huge multi-cultural spread where you get to participate in many usual customs. That's also the reason why The Amazing Race is one of the best shows on television.

I sincerly do hope they are joking.

There should be an RP like this. It would be super fun.

Name: Greenland Starshine
Alignment: A Free Spirit, fights whoever he hates. He is more evil than good. (Sometimes with Esme Nebraska (Dido), his love intrest)
Powers: Owns a perfume shop, and uses the different scents to give his opponets a strange drug induced side effect. Has some link with poisonous flowers, and carries around a huge wooden fish or whacking people with.

Name: Esme Nebraska
Alignment: A Free Spirit, but more evil than good. (Sometimes with Greenland Starshine)
Powers: She has the ability to fly, and uses the Aurora as a whip, which she can strangle people with.

ZOFMGWTFBBQ how cool is that.

EDIT: IS THAT SOME 200 POSTS?

To people who are clueless, mine and FS's posts are perfect examples of SATIRE. Satire is something that mocks a well known issue in today's world. (That's my definition, look it up in the dictionary if you don't get it.) This means we are not actually cruel and heartless people who despise immigrants, we are merely poking fun at the heated debate that has been taking place regarding this issue. Thank you very much.

You really don't make it look satirical, dude.

no kryten, i don't hack period..... and even if i could, i would be the anti hacker, (which is what my superhero is btw) oh, an dswordfish is a rubbish movie, except that halle berry flashed the audience XD... lol.

I easily picked up that their posts were satirical...

Anyway, someone should make an RP about this, just not me. I'd forget about it most likely.

But satire is supposed to be funny!

Post edited.

Dont let it happen again.

~The Darkk One

EDIT: Um, what exactly, did I do? =(




EDIT2: Um, wasn't my post just an ironic example of satire? I was just highlighting the fact that satire is one of the lowest forms of humour, and that it can be hurtful. Perhaps my example was a little rough though.

Secondly, I have not abused any one in any way, and I don't believe that any of my statements should be read that way. I just find it highly ironic that people can talk about immigrants in a "humourous" way, yet I can't provide an example of how that can hurt someone.

Thirdly, if any member thinks that I have harassed or insulted anyone, you can always contact me and I shall do something about it.

And lastly, I have no issues with moderators. In fact, I feel that I treat everyone equally (opinion-wise, that is). I just find it easier to edit in information, that's all.

~Now thats out of the way lets get back on topic.

I would be a Sith Master named Darth Saber of Fire

The answer is obvious, is it not? Chuck Norris. Eat your heart out, Superman.