This is the fanfic I wrote, which is about Ash's real last name,
Ketchup.Please note: You may laugh as hard as you want when you read
this, Ash will not know. *looks around for Ash* Well, he won't mind.
Besides, Ash is too ashamed to tell the truth about his real
last name. And now....*drumroll*.....I give you..the moment you've been
waiting for......

~Ash Ketchup-The truth~

Intro: This is the story of Ash's true last name, Ketchup. From the
moment Ash knew his last name to the moment he changed it, he knew he would have to hide his last name....FOREVER!!
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Date:The day Ash was born..
After many months, Ash (the hero..) was born. His mother, Delia
Ketchum, was so happy, she almost cried. Actually, she sobbed for 4
hours straight. Anyways, Delia Ketchum saw the baby and had a feeling
that he would become an adventurous boy. The doctor, seeing her moment of glory and happiness,said,"What will you name the baby?"

"Well, seeing that his father's name is Achamo (That's Japanese for
Torchic ), I will name him Ash."

"Ash? Just Ash? What's his last name going to be? Yours or your
husband's?"

"My husband's...since he's (Ash...) a boy."

"Why so?"

"You see, I made a promise to myself before I had this baby, that if it
was a girl, I would use my last name, and if it was a boy, I would use
my husband's last name. I think that shows bravery somehow."

"Of course...so then..what's his full name?"

"Well, I don't want him to have a middle name,so from this day forth,
his name will be Ash Ketchup."

"Ash Ketchup it is."
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Anyone like it? I made it up.

0_o


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I have to type more, otherwise this post would kinda be SPAM.. so, kinda short chapter... Get rid of the part where it says (the baby..) Maybe put:

"My husbands...since Ash is a boy."

Or something.

Well, that's sorta the intro. I only have the story of Ash's father's life, and the rest needs to be written.

o_0...Whee.

ed it. But did that seriously take 45 minutes to type? ^_^

Not really, theres more. That probably took...15 mins to write. The rest took a loooooooooooooooong time. Very very long. Anyways, do you want me to post the 1st chapter on how Achamo Ketchup invented Ketchup? It's funny.

Yep! ^_^

((Okay, here I go! ))

Chapter 1:How Achamo invented Ketchup.

Some people may wonder why Ash's father was named Achamo Ketchup and how Ash's father got the last name Ketchup. Well, it's quite simple.Ash's father invented Ketchup! How you ask? One day, when Achamo was having dinner at home (after he was married) with Delia, he was eating his favorite food: Meatloaf with Tamato Berries, Tomatoes, and exactly one Pecha Berry.

Usually, to get all the flavor together, he would slice
the Berries and Tomatoes and stack them on top of the Meatloaf to eat.
Of course, that took up time, and sometimes...THE MEATLOAF GOT COLD!

Yes, Achamo did not like cold food. In fact, he doesn't even like Ice-
type pokemon! So, that day, he was irritated, since it was winter, and
the meatloaf got cold before he finished slicing one berry! He wanted
warm meatloaf. He was so irritated, he put the berries and tomatoes
into a Berry blender along with an Aspear Berry, a Wiki Berry, a Pomeg
Berry, and a few Leppa Berries inside. He slammed the button down with
his fist, which caused the Berry Blender to go haywire. Suddenly, the
Berry Blender stopped spinning, and a red goop came out, instead of the
usual Pokeblock.

Delia was furious,then screamed,"YOU BROKE OUR BERRY
BLENDER, WHICH COST ME A LOT OF MONEY, AND NOW WE CAN'T MAKE POKEBLOCKS ANYMORE! ARE YOU HAPPY?"

Achamo, who didn't pay attention to her at all, slowly cut a piece of
warm Meatloaf and dipped it into the red goop. Using a fork, Achamo
picked up the goop-covered piece of meatloaf and ate it.

Meanwhile, Delia was still fuming, and raised up her hand to hit him.
Achamo chewed the piece of meatloaf and swallowed. Delia swung her hand back to hit him. Achamo was staring into space, as if something amazing had happened."It's delicious. Try some!"Achamo said, hoping Delia wouldn't hit him and since the red goop tasted good. Delia calmed down a bit anddipped her finger into the goop, then tasted it. "You're right..it isgood! You should show it to your friends!"Delia said,a little confusedand a little happy. The next day, Achamo gave bottles of the sauce, which he realized could be made by normal Blenders, and soon his sauce became famous in Pallet Town. A food critic came one day and tried it.

The critic's reaction was the same as everyone else's.It was delicious!
Soon after, Achamo's sauce was mentioned in a magazine by the same foodcritic, and became world famous. Finally, one day, it became famous
throughout the Kanto, Johto, and Hoenn regions, and was sold in small
carts along streets. A few months later, Achamo decided to make his
sauce sellable in markets around the world. It was on national TV, and
a reporter asked,"What will you call your sauce,Achamo?"
Achamo thought for a moment, then said,"I will call it Ketchup!"
From then on, Achamo's last name was changed to Ketchup, and he left
his home in Pallet Town forever to work in his big company in the Hoenn
region.

lol, completely random 0_o weird...

Sweet. I like it.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ash also gets insulted daily...

Coool. I remember something like that. (Ooops! )

It's okay. I like this little smiley. Yup.

Hmm...how coincidental...

My fanfic, Crossover Chaos, has been up for a year, and in the first chapter, I made Mario and Luigi make fun of Ash by calling his last name Ketchup.

I certainly hope you didn't copy that idea from my fanfic without my permission.

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt here, and simply let it pass.

Also, some advice: You ought to spend more time making more chapters instead of posting what you're going to include in future chapters. Discussion about stuff like that should take place here.

Ok, I know lapras personally, and I'll tell you that she didn't steal the idea, she told me about it and she made it up herself.

Yeah, but you probably shouldn't put what you're going to write, just post the story

I will take your word for it, and trust your message.


Now, on subject of your fanfic itself...

My Rating: 7.5/10

Divide up some of your mega paragraphs into smaller paragraphs, and we got a solid and humorous fanfic here.

If you want a better way to post stuff about your next chapters, I reccomend putting in a small "In the next chapter...." at the bottom of all your chapter posts.

Thanks, Registeel_Rocks. That was really helpful! And no, I didn't steal the Ash Ketchup idea..everyone calls him Ash Ketchup, and in one of the Anime Episodes, he faked a name and called himself Tom Edo. O_o.

Also, to cover up the mistakes...I have..THE EDIT BUTTON!!!

Ummm... someone may have already pointed this out but isn't his last name Ash KETCHUM... I may may be wrong so please don't hurt me...please

She already knows that :roll: She's making fun of him :roll:

Anyway, nice job Lapras, I thought it was very funny and I can't wait for the next one

Yes, it's a joke. That's why I made the whole plot and everything. It's fake and just for fun. Yes, I made up the last name Ketchup for my story. It makes sense to me.

Yay....I'll work on the rest of the roleplay sometime...I'm busy.

I doubt anyone from psypokes started "Ketchup" everyone says it WORLDWIDE.

I know. It's still funny though.

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[Moderator edit] Do not stretch the page with excessive letters and/or punctation, please. Thanks. ~Krisp

I stopped this Fan Fiction in a way. I'm not really writing this anymore. Check the date, it's from last year.