What your funeral gona be like? At mine im gona have a open coffin and have a sigh that says "You may touch the body. SERIOSLY! I dont mind. Im dead!" Also im gona have this event where i have these bounty hunters in my mansion with paralysing darts. And when your there your sposed to take as much stuff of mine as you can before they get you. If you can get out uv the property with my stuff its yours to keep. I would also have before they barry me for all the people that hate me to throw darts at my body. Then they would all be happy. Also on the darts there would be poisonouse barbs that would kill them after they throw it. Mhahahahaha! I would also serve cake and pie.

The point of the topic is the title. And i am being serious. Thats what i plan for my funeral. I think more ppl shud learn that dead bodies arent scary. Also if your sorry then come to my funeral and throw darts at me to make up for it. To many haters these days.

Live life to the fullest seams to be your ideea Drayos, wich i admire. Not many people can speak so lightely about thir own funeral.
So here is my ideea: The coffin in the center with lots of people around it.
Then they will gather closely around it to mourn or whatever. When silence sets in i'll jump out and laugh scaring the flesh of their bones.
I'm very optimistic and so is my vision wich means this is not meant to be serious. Also pessimism gets you a little closer to yuor funeral.

Then stop backseat modding, rather than continue to do it and just apologise about it.

I'd like flowers.

Nothing. All I want is let me die in a sacrifice, and let me go as an unsung hero. Very unique.

Thinking about one's funeral...very depressing, even if intended to be humorous...

...so I think for my own sake, I'll leave thoughts about my funeral for when I'm old.

I don't want everyone dressing in black (i wear black everyday) and being depressed. I'm sick of that! I happen to beleive in an afterlife and I'd want my furnal to be a celebraton of moving on. Life's enough depressing as it is, why not?

Just close friends that knew the real me, and didnt ever put me down for no reason.

I'd want all my favourite things there, or as many as my family could get there, like pizza, pepsi, a pantomine mask (you know the one where they're plain and have a smile and two eyeholes?), some Muse songs for when im either cromated (sp?) or buried.

If I was burned, i'd want my ashes to be turned into a diamond, like on that advert. Or chucked off the top of thr Eiffel Tower, so people can get annoyed. And because I love France.