I remember one time when we were getting lunch at school, someone who was sitting next to me said that a friend of mine said something mean about me. (she said I was mental, yet I take that as a compliment)
I tried to kick her, but my leg went the other way. I ended up kicking my own butt real hard, and falling down. Ouch... But it was funny at the same time.
Also, when my puppy gets real crazy, like if she nabbed a piece of human-food, she hides under my bed. I learned the hard way that she comes with a warning sign: WARNING! Touch the puppy and you die!!!
I stuck my head in there, stuck my hand in her mouth to get the food out (gross!), and popped out with loads of bite marks across my face and hands. It hurt alot, but it didn't bleed. She does this a lot, but now she doesn't bite as hard.

Here's one for the Christmas letter:

Yesterday my mom asked me to ride my bike up to the store to get her some random ingredient that she needed to make dinner. So, being the perfect son that I am, I took to the road on my trusty six speed. Halfway there, I remembered that the street was one huge upward slope that was masked by houses and such, unfortunately I didn't realize this until after I had pulled something in my calf trying to petal up the friggin' hill. Then, on my way back, things got worse. I went over a raised crosswalk at a high speed (I was going downhill). Now when I say I went "over" a raised crosswalk, I mean I really went "over" the stupid thing. Seriously, my tires left the pavement as I accidentally ramped off of it like some sort of BMX stuntman or something. I landed hard (didn't tip the bike, though, believe it or not), so hard that I felt my back pop and now it hurts to even sit on the dang couch because apparently I injured my lower back as well. Oh, but wait, it gets better!! The sudden impact flattened my rear tire, which is not a good thing when you're careening down a residential street at like 25mph. I found that I couldn't steer very well. Suddenly, I rounded a corner and saw a brand new silver BMW parked directly in my path. It even had the dealership tags on it, so it had to be like three days old at the most. So, I swerved to avoid it, but my flat tire took control and although I missed the car, I was hurled to the ground where I proceeded to slide across the street on my knee. Notice there's no "S" there. That's right, I slid from one curb to the other on one very punished knee. It still hurts...curse Newton and his stupid law of gravity....

Yesterday, I was just walking down the stairs at school after lunch to get to registration. In my usual, happy self, I jumped down the last 3 steps [About 1 foot off the ground in total] I hurt my left foot and sort of limped to the form room.

In Science, I couldn't walk at all and had to have things fetched for me it was so painful.

In Maths, I couldn't concentrate as it was throbbing so much. I sent a message to my mum to ask to pick me up from school because it was hurting so much.

I got in the car and showed my mum my foot and my middle toe was completely blue.

When we arrived at home, I opened my DS to find it was broken and the screen cracked, for some unknown reason. In anger, I kicked the car and hurt my foot more.

We got to the hospital and I limped into A&E and sat there for 45 minutes. The doctor confirmed my middle toe was broken and strapped it up.

In a nutshell, broken toe from jumping down 3 stairs.

*Searches on eBay for new DS*

This happened to me last Tuesday, I went to the library and I was going to walk into the fiction section. I wasn't watching where I was going and banged my thigh onto the arm of the chair. Then we went upstairs and I went back to the fiction section and my other thigh hit the same chair!!

I walked into a glass door today and I poked my freind Sean in the eye with the end of my pool que accidentaly.

This one time, liek, when I was really little I was in my grandma's garden and I fell into a rose bush. It wasn't that humorous for me though >_>.

...I'm not even 13 yet, and *believe it or not* I've never done anything of the sort Maybe I'm not stupid.
Anyway, today we were playing dodgeball in gym today (I go to a summer club thingymabobber), and I kept doing pirouettes to dodge the balls. I tripped up and skinned my left knee and bruised my left hip. But, it gets even more exciting! Friday, I kept skinning my right knee at the skating rink (stupid cluster of jerks that will not shut up), and a week ago I slammed my right hip into the hutch in our kitchen (I don't honestly know how I did that...) , so...now I have matching skins on my knees and matching bruises on my hip. How ironic. And it hurts in both areas to bend my knee/lean against anything on my hip.

-Gardevoir~

EDIT: I should have said "I'm younger than you when you did that"...

Like a few years ago, I was going in some cub scout food drive thing. I was going from door to door, like dropping off and taking bags and stuff like that. Then i was walking along, and i tripped, and fell into a cactus patch. A very unusual coincedince... a cactus patch, right in front of me... for no reason at all.... then i trip... ow.

I was at a really wild party, and people had set up a "horse jump" out of a few chairs, and they were taking running leaps at it. So one kid was about to run, when some jerk tripped a kid that was holding the veggie dip ranch stuff. So THAT kid fell, and sprayed the veggie dip stuff all over the floor right as the kid was about to jump. His legs flew up into the air, and he grabbed a handrail on the steps and he ripped it off, and then it dropped on his head. He was physically ok, but I never saw him at another party again, lol

I was at camp and my friend was putting mini pinecones up his nose so I did and one time one got lodged up my nose so I had to go to the ER after that I was considered a hero this was like 2 years ago

... i see... Anyways was 5th grade in soccer. I got hit in the head with a ball 5 times. My nose started to bleed a bit. N one seemed to care tho. At least i blocked those goals.

Last year I was outside a pub chasing my litttle sister because she stole my crisps, tripped over my feet and smacked my chin on a small wall. I only had to have 4 stitches but it hurt.

A week ago or whatever i fell of my chair and put a hole in the wall. Its big...

Okay, I'm walking to my room, and I see my 11yo Brother standing in the doorway looking in. He's just standing there, not moving or humming or anything. He could be asleep, if it weren't that he was standing up. So, I decide to nudge him, ask him to move. I give him a shove, harder then I planned, and he goes flying, yes, flying across my room, hits and cracks my plastic tote, and lands face-down on the floor.

I'm majorly shocked, kinda scared that he'll be hurt, and I hear him:

"Whoa."

Then we crack up.

Thank heavens he wasn't hurt in the least, cause it looked like he should have been. Still, that was awesome to watch.

I think this is hilarious okay me and my friend where in his backyard wich is a HUGE hill with lots of vines on all the trees. So he goes up and grabs a vine and then runs of the hill and is in mid air swinging then he says to me " hey dude get up here it's perfectly safe you wo-" then he falls and hits a treee branch after telling me it was safe and got rushed to the emergency room and he had a spranged ankle after that he doesn't like going outside

More than 2 weeks ago, I went to a camper show. In one of them, I was on a reclining chair, but I didn't know it reclined. i found a switch, got off of the chair to look at it, I pulled it, and it hit me right in the leg before any normal person could say, "ow." I still have the mark from it! I think they should put a speed limit on those things!

Before I took my day bed out of my room...
I hit my head on it every day!!! I took it out. I fell off it once or twice (concrete floor )


Once me & my friend were playing with this roster. We desided to make a stage for him(the board we used was very havey) I have bad reflixes...
we droped that thing, & man did that hurt. My mom thought I was going to lose my toe. I am not one to cry in front of anyone, Amber is stell shocked that I didn't cry.

My friend and I (always with a friend, isn't it...hm, I might have to stop having these friends...) were chasing each other up and down this hill and as I was running down I caught my foot in a root and flew head first into a tree trunk. I actually giggled with the pain.

My aunt, when I was out with her, dropped some change and as she bent down, she hit her head on a lampost. She fell backwards and landed on her backside. It looked rather funny, to say the least.

A couple of days ago, one of my freinds put his finger in a bike wheel while it was moving. Silly freind. Anyway, the tip of his finger came off.

one time i was playing football in the house(not my best move) so i jumped to tackle my cousion he dodged me so i tackled his mom(by mistake)because i was still flying from the tackle and the hot curry fell on my back OW!