Hey, all!

In this thread i want you to tell me the weirdest thing anyone's said to you!

OK here's mine: Someone said to me that "The cheese is open..." I've been searching for a decent psychiatrist ever since..

The most random thing that someone eva said t me is....."how blue are the carrots on the crude full moon"

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Is it safe to come out? The weirdest thing anyone's said to me is: "Boobies are Precious."

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My friends and I say random things to each other all the time. ^^

Problaby the most recent weirdest thing is this.

"Ya want tunfish?"

xD My sister said that around lunchtime this weekend.

I've been trying to find out what the heck tunfish is since then.
The only thing I came up with is it is related to fish.

And fortunatly, my new computer my friend gave me makes fishy noises.
And NO, I'm not delusional this time.
I keep on thinking that I'm in Sea World when it makes the noise. *falls off chair*

"Run grandpa it's gonna eat you!" my cousin said that and it cracked
us up

Oooh, I got another one.
This one was said yesterday, and Kaitlyn and I are plotting to get it.

"You shall be a fairy princess cow with a scythe and cloak and magical horse-snake-thing."

She told me that, and I've taken it into consideration.
But I'm pratically broke, so I asked her if she could provoke her extremly rich uncle to buy part of the costume.

Instead of the scythe, though, I wanted to rip off a humongus sword from the museum, but she said I can't do that until I become the cow. I said would be able to kill them with my scythe, hex them with my fairy princess magic-whatever, attack them with milk (xD), or send my magical horse-snake-thing on them. Then I can have the huge sword. *dies laughing*

I saw a pony costume at a store Sunday, so I was thinking I could buy it, cut out a snake's tounge from some felt, and tape it to the pony's mouth.
My sister said she'll wear it.

Here is what we need to buy:

A cow costume (which I saw at a costume store last year)
A fairy princess costume
A grim reaper costume
A pony costume
Felt

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Requirments:
Pictures of what it will look like
I need to be delusio-wait, I already am.

It'll be the ultimate costume!

"Mooooo..." *slays with scythe*

EDIT:: Okay, so at school today Kaitlyn and I decided to edit what I'm going to wear. The cow is gone. The fairy princess dress is now a vampress dress, and my little sister doesn't want to be a horse anymore.
The cloak is still going to be worn, we're still deciding whether to keep the scythe hidden. It'll still be the ultimate halloween costume!
Well...as long as we can afford it.

Xaliaphous, she might mean tuna fish.

I didn't know that!

...xD Okay, I did find out yesterday.

Yo,

WO please don't spam my topic and the guy you are looking for is Shiny Pichu
*mutters something offensive about bug catchers and puts money in swear jar.*

Olivia and I had a chat over the phone yesterday, and it went completly insane. Part of it is in my sig already, but here are some other parts.

"Hey Xalia! Listen to this!!"- She put her phone up to her computer, it was some learning thing. :roll:

"Uh huh...and?"

"I found it in dutch!"- She played what I just heard in dutch. O_o

"Wow...okay, Olivia...!"

"What?"

"ABCDEFG- He sploded." - Olivia said this, I almost fell out of my chair.

"Olivia? What the heck was that all abou-"

"I DUNNO!"

"OLIVIA! SHUT UP!"- I started yelling in the phone.

"........I LOVE making you upset....."- This didn't surprise me.


Olivia and I are insane, random, crazy, and delusional (well, at least I am). Like yesterday we ran out to the field durring school and pretended to be plants.

xD "Photosynthesis, photosynthesis..."

"No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than mine."

I overheard someone say that.

"Birds have scales."
"Turtles are mammals."
both by my Science tutor.

In my science lesson, my teacher asked:"Name a non-living thing that moves."

My friend said:"A kangaroo." my teacher left the room and didn't return until the end of the lesson so we just unleashed chaos. I love a happy ending

The rank Bug Catcher does not constitute idiocy.



Kiss it, Nazis.

in an awards assembally at muh school...
while one of the teachers was saying stuff, somebdoy randomly shouts out "77"! XD

some onetold me that he will call me a dongja so i slapped him

Yesterday in gifted/IB class, things were crazy. Like this:

Teacher: "This isn't a democracy, it's dictatorship."

Alex [rising up from chair and freaking out]: "I KNEW IT! THIS IS NOT A FREE COUNTRY! THIS IS NOT WHERE I BELONG!"

Annndddd....

Blair: "Give me my cookie crisps NOW!"

Xalia: "Wait, isn't cookie crisps a type of cereal?"

Blair: "Yes. My freaking parents won't let me have any."

Xalia: "Wouldn't doubt it..."

Random kid in my math class: I FARTED!
-.- he got detention. XD

Random kid in my math class: I smell of Calpol!
Same random kid in my science class: I don't like fish!
Best freind: "LOOK! A BEAVER!"

Ed: British Airways flies south at all times except Fragember.

Me: What the-?

Ed: It flies at a slight Westerly angle.

Me: Oh, right.




P.S. Ed is a friend I've known for AGES. He's never found a cure for that... thing....

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Ed: So, then he threw the bottle and it almost hit me.

Not weird hunh? yeah well we were meant to be talking about the French Revoluton!