I found this thread while serching some other forums.

I will post a characters name and you simply talk to him/her.

Express your self

First character: Ash Katchum

Did you really catch 30 tauros?

Are you really as idiotic as you seem?

What's your I.Q.?

Did you get a seizure when you were in cyber-space?

Do you use any balls other than pokeballs, like great balls?

y dont u ever evolve that annoying pikachu?

y do blindly accept brock's lies that pikachu is faster than raichu?

wats so great about that goofy hat?

Do you like misty? you know as more then a friend?

Whens the last time you talked to your mom?

Grandparents?

k when we talk to you are u supposed to talk back?

or are we all just asking questions that will never be answered?

am i talking to a wall?

or are u just not gonna answer that one either?

ok then...*shrugs awkwardly and quietly backs away...into a corner*

Are you ever going to actually battle for a badge? (I know he's battled a few times but those such as saving that stupid Gloom, how do you earn a badge like that?)

Why aren't more like Gary and capture, breed, and train as many Pokemon as you can possibly capture. why don't you try to evolve your Phanpy, Bayleef, Cyndaquil, Totodile, Bulbasaur, Grovyle, and Corphish. why not capture every single wild Pokemon you meet. why when you used your sun stone on that Sunkern without capturing it first. why not capture that Jigglypuff and a radio or something so that when starts singing, you can interupt it while teaching it not to sing every single time it sees a human being. Why not let Max have a poke ball so that he can capture his own pokemon. why not just get rid of Team Rocket during that stupid motto of their's. if you don't want to evolve Pikachu, why not capture another Pikachu and evolve him/her. are all of your Pokemon male? why release every single decent Pokemon that you have, I mean come on, you released a perfectly good Charizard, Butterfree, you could have trained Lapras more, and you could have achieved a good strong Blastoise. you almost released Pikachu once and you released Pidgeot almost as soon as it evolved :x Why don't you just capture Team Rocket and have them locked in a high security prison cell, besides, they would probably become heathier :roll:

and I know that it acctually Ash talking, but it is just so frusterating

Would you guys want me to play the roll of the character I pick?

Anyways,

New Character: Lt Surge

that would be interesting with you as the character...
anyways, back to the main subject: talking to Lt. surge...
why did you evolve your pikachu right away? how come you are still in your g.i. clothes? why are you so cocky? why didn't you use any other pokemon besides raichu against ash? (<---am i right? or did he use others? i can't remember...) how much hair gel did you use to get that look?

Heres the deal, Ask one question each and ill answer you guys


Why did I evolve Pikachu so quick? Well actully I had him for a while, then adventually his voice got really annoying.

As for my hair, its not gel, When I was 10 year old I was electricuted (speeling) by a and for some odd reason my hair stayed this way.

Why in the Manga I've read do you steal Pok

Simple, Evil pokemon do evil things.

Example: Crush your pokemon!!!!!

Have you ever used a non-electric pokemon?

One time, I cought an while training in the army.

Are you a war nut? Did you go to war in Viet Nam? (<---- spelling)

More like war freak, I never heard of viet nam

Um, okay, did you fight in the great war of Johto? (I don't know any good pokemon region war names.)

P.S. You are a psychoic Gym Leader.

I love you!!!!!!!!


New Character: Misty

why in the world do you wear suspenders?

I'm scared.

Hey are you and Ash like, more than friends?

Did you stop your sibling rivalry with your sisters?

My sisters? never, are rivalary will forever stand.

As for my suspenders, i think there sexy.

-.- do you drink alot? or do you smoke? or both?

are you jealous that may (so hott) is hanging around ash now?

Water Gym Leader v.s. Contest person

Annoucer: Who will win the pokemon cat fight of the century?

And will Ash just stare and go "ooh, there both so hot! can't pick!" ?

Will there be the killing of Ash for not picking one?

Only the animators will decide!

Me: Go may!