Okay, time to get my thinking cap on. This story is about a mime jr. named popcorn.

Chapter 1: Sabrina on four island.

'Hey sabrina!' shouted lorelei, running out of her house. 'What is it.' Sabrina said, sternly. 'The latest issue of pokemon magazine is out! Apparently more pokemon have been discovered!' Lorelei replied. 'If there are any new psychic pokemon, i'll upgrade the pokedex.' Sabrina used her psychic powers to lift her pokedex out of her pocket, and teleport it to proffeser oak. '.... Why do you have to use psychic abilities all the time?' Lorelei asked. 'And why are team rocket going into icefall cave?' Sabrina replied. Lorelei perked up and sprinted into the cave. 'That shut her up.' Sabrina grinned. 'Now to get mr. mime back from the daycare center'

'Ahh, Sabrina! My husband was looking for you.' The old lady said. 'What does that oaf want now?' Sabrina sighed. She walked over to the man.
'I don't know how-' The man said ' An egg? Keep it. I just want my mr. mime back.' Sabrina rudely interrupted. She received mr. mime back, and teleported herself to saffron city. 'What a strange lady!' The man said, releasing the egg into the day-care center garden.

Soon enough, from the amount of magmars, the egg hatched. 'W-were am i?' asked mime jr. nervously. A kind pikachu walked over. 'You're in the day care center. My names sparky. What's yours?' He asked. 'Well, i don't-Popcorn! I smell popcorn!' Mime jr. replied. 'Popcorn? That's a funny name! Do you want to start a rescue team?' Sparky laughed. 'NO!' popcorn replied. 'CUT!!!' was shouted in the background. 'Are we in a show?' Popcorn asked. 'No! RUN!!!' sparky shouted. 'Why?' Popcorn asked.

But it might of been his last words.

A infuriated scyther was coming towards him.
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END OF CHAPTER 1
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Any comments?

I love it! It's really funny, even by my standards! Ooo! Look! A Door! *Busts a gut laughing*

EDIT: By the way, i wasn't sarcrstic. I was really laughing when i saw the door. I mean. When i read the post.

I'm confused here; was that a inuslt or a compliment?

BIG Compliment

thanks! whenever i get two compliments to a chapter i begin the next