A Magikarp.
Extremely confused, the Venusaur jumped away from the flapping fish and thought about running, but instead it used its vines to throw the fish into nearby water, (a river running through the towns that would take them to the League). In its haste, the Venusaur accidentally tripped over its own vine and stumbled; falling into the water, (with a very loud splash), next to the Bidoof - Magikarp and started to sink...

brock walk pass them, venusaur used vine whip and tried 2 hang on the tree but he hanged on brock then.......

told Venusaur to let go and wrap his vine around his, (Brock's), arm so that he could pull him up.
After a long haul and Brock almost toppling into the water himself, he managed to pull the Venusaur out and heard Venusaur's account of what had happened for him to end up in the river.

Brock thought this was very strange, so he set off with the Venusaur to see Professor Oak, (with Magikarp swimming along beside them)...

And then Magikarp evolved into Magikrap, Venusaur flew away to Venus-saur.

Then Brock woke up and thought about what a weird dream that was - afterall, (he thought), who's ever heard of a Magikrap? He smiled and then woke Venusaur to carry on their journey to Oak's.

However 2 seconds later Venusaur said "I need to get to my home planet!" and Magikarp said "Karp Karp..Karp?..Crap Crap Crap!" Then a box appeared at the bottom saying "Magikarp evolved! Venusaur learned fly!" And then the dream came true, but apparently this was also a dream... But he woke up from the dream and it did happen...

*Cough* For pity's sake *cough*

And then Brock was like "I so need to get off these drugs, none of that just happened; I'm still on the way to Professor Oak's with Venusaur and Magikarp. What was I thinking about Venusaur learning fly, at all, man...". So Venusaur slapped Brock with its vines to make him think properly and they carried on walking.

And on the way, Magikarp got into Brock's drugs, which had a bit of Pokerus in them and Magikarp de-evolved into Magi-crap. Brock's pokedex buzzed, he looked at it, and it displayed this;

Magi-crap #563
Types : Crap
CrapFish Pokemon

Habitat : Water
Region : Kanto, Figda

Wt : 999999 lbs
Ht : 0 inches

Abilitys : One to not last-
Forces the opponent to use it's most
powerful move with the power of a lvl 100
Max IVs and 252 (sp) atk Evs.

Learnset:

CrapSplash[Level 1][PP : Infinite][Type : Crap]
Description : Due to typing, it doesn't affect
any Pokemon except other crap types.


Weaknesses :
All types do 999x times the damage.(Exception: Crap types)

Description :
The weakest Pokemon ever; even weaker then Magikarp.

Evolution Line:
Magi-crap > Magikarp > Gyarados

Egg Group : Crap

And then Magikarp came down from his high, ("Woah", it thought, "What a nightmare - fancy imagining me evolving into something so rubbish!"), and it got into a lot of trouble with Brock because Brock said those pills are just for his depression that he gets when people have annoying names like Ghett0 and he can hardly cope with how frustrating they are.
So Magikarp apologised, got a gentle slap from Venusaur's vine for being bad and they carried on their journey.
Finally, they reached Professor Oak's house...

....But instead find Ghett0 who owns them with Metagross....

and then ghett0 wakes up from his dream and realized he could never beat a magikarp in his life ( )


ok back to the real story

thats when ghett0 trips into the river and feels something fluffy it waz minor B"s afro returning from the world of the dead and eating ghett0s brains when....

nothing happened and everybody lived happily ever after....NOT suddenly a ratatta is mutated in a toxic waste and grows wings and learns all the great attacks so it starts off flying when all the towns people are running and the ratatta is using hyper beam and killing them all,there is only 1 person that could stop him a blood elf mage from world of warcraft this epic battle started when...

our hero magicrap teams up with venasaur whose leave mysteryously start spinning like a helicopter from the pkrs and learns FLY so it became a 2 vs 2 battle agenst ratatta and the blood mage and minorB's fro as the ref and the battle starts to commence when.......

the epic battle starts with the blood elf using fire bolt and using a fresh spring water to restore mana the ratatta uses its fire blast against all the pokemon(bc it hates its teamate) and everybody dies bc this dang ratatta is so strong. LOOK its our hero sora from kingdom hearts as he goes through the sky with its peter pan somelike powers the sora uses his keyblade and uses the power puff girls powers because{God knows how he got them} and the attack was stopped by...

minorB's fro who finnally decided he will use his magic fluffy powers for the good of the world and as sience he was the ref he decides that magikrap's team automaticly won the match and ratatta was banned from ever visiting professor oaks house again thats when the pkrs went away brock's state of mind went back to normal venasoar could never fly again and magikrap turned back into magikarp thats when they walk slowly into oaks house and realize...........

That he is a girl{u see him take off a wig and he has long red hair} then suddenly a bullet comes through the window and hits oak.I mean since he is a girl now his name is oakeeee

Back to the story.The bullet hits oakeeee in the head and she dies, u are thinking [omg how can this happen] u guys find out who u can call and the theme song comes on INSPECTOR GADGET oo oo he uses his drill to cut open his head and take out the brain and u ask him [what the heck are u doing] he says [dont worry kids i am just on crack] then u say...

"C**p! I'm covered in blood and I don't have time for this; please just call me when you know what exactly happened to Professer Oakeeee and let me know if any detective work needs doing that I could help with."
So Brock; Venusaur and Magikarp leave Oakeeee's and head up towards Victory Road. On the way, they encounter

a zombie that really is ghett0 back from the dead, that steals there skin.

or so it thinks but as the zombie still has drugs in it's system, it's just high, so the Venusaur uses its vine to chop off the zombie's head, therefore getting rid of it once and for all.

"What a disgusting; foul; horrible creature" said Brock. They continued heading north, then west, and finally came to a sign saying 'Victory Road Ahead'.

so they stop at resthouse in fromt of victory road (or so they think ) but it was really minorB's hideout before his tragic death and they soon get lost in a maze of tunnels benith victory road.......

and they're frightened and exhausted because obviously, they didn't actually get to rest at a Rest House.
Brock rummages through his backpack and pulls out a chicken sandwich for himself and berries and other treats for Venusaur and Magikarp, (who had to quickly be placed in a bowl of water that Brock was, for some reason, randomly carrying in his backpack).
As they trudged along, the Venusaur stumbled, swerved to the left of a maze and bumped into a...

...postal worker riding on a lawn mower eating a fish taco. He gets real mad and throws a pokeball at Magikarp! Magikarp jumps to dodge but ends up getting caught. Brock then proceeds to tackle the postal worker, pins him to the wall, and bounds and gags him. Brock recovers Magikarp!

The Venusaur danced a happy victory dance and wrapped Brock close to him with his vines - the Venusaur had grown very fond of the Magikarp by now.

After walking for 3 hours in the maze and becoming increasingly tired, the party found their path blocked by a sleeping Snorlax! No matter what they did, they couldn't wake it up. Venusaur tried using its razor leaf and Magikarp splashed water from its bowl on the Snorlax, but it kept on snoring.
Just when the three were close to tears, help came from an unexpected source...

Snorlax's girfriend (Chuffy) came and kissed him on the cheek, and he woke up. They slowly rambled along, and finally made way for Brock and co. Now they reach the entrance to victory road, the real one. They enter but are immediately stopped by Sonic the Hedgehog, who says...

"Halt! The rules have changed - Trainers must now have 3 to 6 Pokemon to pass through here, to their first challange of the Elite Four!"

Venusaur and Magikarp exchanged "What the f**k?" looks at Sonic but Brock just stared at him then said "Hey, Venusaur, has this thing been bred or is it a new kind??"
The two Pokemon snickered at how stupid Brock could be sometimes, but then fell silent when they remembered their dilemma.
"What kind Pokemon will help us on our mission to defeat the Elite Four?" they sighed...