From past experience, you Yanks (Americans) are often confused by my notably bizarre sense of humour. Now, I going to test yours.

First, I'll take three volunteers who will be asked a series of strange questions by other psypokians to which they will have to give a suitably silly answer. However, if the answer is:

Unoriginal

Unrelated to the question

or

Downright lame

then I will hammer you and you will be out of the game. Each game last until two people have been hammered. Then the winner will be declared and voluteers for the second game will be taken. After three games, the three winners will be invited to compete for a special certificate sig to say that they have won.


You may only volunteer for one game either side of a certificate sig competition!

lol ill join i need a laugh joinies

Yes, that is the point.

"Yanks"? 0.o Do you people really still use that term?

I'm in.

what if were canadian?

Then you can't play >:o

*enters*

Wii would like to play.

I won't discriminate, but KT technically didn't volunteer. Pelli and KT are automatically in for next round (unless they don't want to be).


Now, the questions will begin, but not before I introduce 3 new rules:

1. The first one is that each player has a colour (assigned below) any questions posed specifically to that player must be written in their colour. As with the replies.

2. ALL questions must be specifically posed to one player, or else...

3. No sending subliminal messages.


Colours:


Magikoopa= red

Dunsparce= cyan

EvilPenguin= orange

GO!

Can I sign up for the rounds in advance like pelli and KT did? If so, I'd like to join for the next round.

EDIT: I forgot to post what I actually wanted to post for

Magikoopa: We all know how deliciously smelling Skuntank and Muk are. Which, in your opinion, out of Skuntank and Muk, is your favourite in terms of wonderful aroma?

You're in.

Dunsparce: Everyone has done something that they feel proud of, mine is naming my tarantula Rupert, what is your proudest act?
Remember: use your imagination!

My proudest act was when I defended Pokemon from slander for the first time. One day I looked at my Bellsprout wrapping an Onix on my Gold and shouted at the top of my lungs, "Go, Bells GOOO!" in the immediate vicinity of my friends. One of them, with a very active imagination, said over my shoulder "I guess it would kind of look like they're [fill in the blank] in real life. Go Bellsprout go!" At this point he wolf-whistled and I promptly punched him.

P.S. Sorry for that.

In true pokemon/anime fashion:

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NOT HAMMERED!
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im not going to be onlien for awhile sorry i have to quit

1. EvilPiplup? Now THAT is insulting ;_;

2. WHAT? I'M IN THE BATHROOM, SPEAK UP!

EP: Not hammered

Magikoopa: Hmm... okay. I'm afraid that counts as a hammer. Sorry.

In the southern US, we use it to refer to northerners.

I would like to join the next round.

Dunsparce: Roughly how many grams of fat do you take in daily?

You'll have to wait for round 3 (the next round is full) unless someone drops out. Also "Yanks" is used here, in Britain to refer to people in the US. It's also used to refer to someone who is a crap shot with a gun. Or it certainly is where I live

Can I apply for round 3? I am british not american though... And I mainly hear old people call americans yanks :x


<s>Birdbrain</s>EvilPenguin: Do you like Eggs?

Look, people, whether or not you're American has nothing to do with whether I accept you or not, it's just that the vast majority of people on the internet are American. Oh, yes, you're in.

Why me?

T_dude's*: Well about as many grams as your mom weighs...obviously she takes in a lot more than me. But her fat intake can be measured in milligrams by how much you weigh.

(No offense, jk)

.....AKART....What in the world am I supposed to do with that?

Oh well...Here it goes...

AKART's: One, it's 2-D 0.o. If it was 3-D then it would have as many faces as those suited-and-spiffied-up judges/politicians who run it; 2. *curses at them for rejecting my cute Dunsparce*

*dunsparce inc. apologizes for any and all offense taken by participants and readers. Mentioned corporation would also like to apologize for using &%$#&@* small print which drives said corporation insane. The reader of this material does so at his/her own risk and dunsparce inc. is not responsible for any and all head implosions that may occur from said WASTE OF YOUR TIME.

P.S. I hope you enjoyed my disclaimer . Hopefully it saves me from becoming the mole/snake to rio's hammer. (I never did like whack-a-mole )

P.P.S. T-dude...I live in Florida, and have only called northerners yankies (lol I don't know how to spell it) twice, both times as a joke; never have I said nor heard "yanks" except in a history novel of the revolutionary war.

I_X: Shaken, not stirred

Very good, Dunsparce. Nice disclaimer. Just like a real company. I also like the way you subtly avoided the first question.

Your's was certainly... interesting, EvilPenguin

Tell me, what is your favourite way of killing a pot plant with a KitKat?

Who would win in a fight: Daniel Radcliffe or an Italian bistro? And why?

Lol, killing a potted plant with a KitKat. These are getting harder...

rio_uk*: Melting the chocolate on the plant in the sun so that it completely covers the plant. Then I let it harden. Finally I GIVE THAT %$#@*& A BREAK, and snap off it's stem. Then I eat it like the candy it is. (Yum, chocolate covered fern )

*dunsparce inc. apologizes for any and all offense taken by participants and readers. Mentioned corporation would also like to apologize for using &%$#&@* small print which drives said corporation insane. The reader of this material does so at his/her own risk and dunsparce inc. is not responsible for any and all head implosions that may occur from said WASTE OF YOUR TIME.