Granted, but your neighbors are envious of you and kills you because they can't play worth a crap.

I wish I wish better wishes. (in b4 death/ban/ungranted/wasted wish)

Granted, but you can't make anymore wishes.

I wish I had a Spiritomb (No DS!)

Granted. For 1 second.

I wish that I had a Spiritomb. (in b4 release/death/broken game/other crap)

Granted, but Dusclops' player never posts.

I wish that Scizor could learn Mach Punch. Straight off OHKO to T-Tar and Tran.

Granted, but a game is wedged in the slot so you can't play anything.

I wish... I wish... I WISH I NEW WHAT TO WISH FOR!!! (in b4 last wish/ungranted/die/ban/blow up/steal/waste)

Granted. You wish to click here.

I wish Patchy would start the next "What if?" game.

Granted, but I forget to make an ending date, and it gets locked.

I wish I knew who the werewolves were in Werewolf. (in b4 eaten)

Granted, but no one believes you and the werewolfs win anyway.

I wish My computer didn't need to go back to the shop. (Yeah.. apparently the guys didn't do anthing. It keeps freezing. At least I'll keep here this time. Sub-Notey ftw!!!!)

Granted, but only if you want it to break.

I wish Afonso's computer doesn't need to go back to the shop.

Granted but Spirtomb is Fu*king hard to get so nobody plays pokemon

I wish school was over

Granted, but now you must work the fields by day, and as a minimum-wage janitor by night.


I wish my textbooks din't cost so much

Granted, they're cheap, but they're WrItt3n Liik3 7hii5.

I wish I had less homework.

Granted, because you have no time to do them, because you have 24-hour school.

I wish that someone grants the following wish:
I wish that no-one grants this wish.

Granted, but I grant it!

I wish it was earlier in the day.

Granted, however, it is considered necromancy and it is locked.

I wish... I wish I wasn't voted off or eaten on Werewolf (in b4 ban die or anyhting like that)

Granted, but you never respects the in b4's of other people, so your computer explodes in your face and you die, after getting banned.


I wish.. I wish I had more patience.

Granted, but now you can't leave the computer because your waiting for a response.

I wish i didn't have homework.

Granted, but you have to eat off filthy plates.

I wish it was Wednesday.

Well, what a great reply from Patchy. Granted but it was corrupted. How hilarious [/geez]

Granted, but your English teacher tells you to be a bit more creative with your poem.

I wish that I didn't have to do Latin. I don't care what other subject you stick in, but anything's better than Latin.

P.S. Before you get other ideas, I do like lemonade.