Granted but your primary internet connection goes down and you are downgraded to a bug catcher for lack of participation.


I wish the DSI still had the GBA slot.

Granted but the battery is so small you have to charge it every half hour.

I wish my wish wasn't granted.

Granted, but then it is. No wait... AW CRAP!



I'd actually like that, thank you.

I wish I could use PSI powers.

Granted but you can't control them, and that ruins you life.

I wish the next poster would try to get themself banned

Muhahahahahahahahahahaha!

Granted, but the trail leads back to you and you get banned.

I wish that I didn't have to go to the Dentist's tomorrow.

Granted, you now have to go to the orthodontist to get spiked braces

I wish that society didnt ever exist

Granted, instead it is replaced by a hive mind and you are controlled by a giant ant.

I wish that I could remember the maths I've been taught over the last 2 years.

Granted but you forget everything else

I wish that i never wished that you never wished that Seachman52 never wished that i wished that wish

Granted. You made a wish. THat's all I can say becuase I don't know what the heck you're saying.

I wish I could die.

NO!!

Death= v.v.v.v.v bad.

I refuse to grant that wish.

In a million trillion years.



Really they must be really horrrrrid.



I wish that computers didnt crash. =[

* * Piplup * *

Granted but your hard drive can only hold 2 megs of space

I wish that i would win IWBTG (long story, extremely hard video game) on impossible mode

Granted. You try so hard that you get seizures whenever you see a small speck of light.

I was thinking you'd backfire by making me live. I don't really want to die. I have my whole life ahead of me.

Very.

I wish I could play some Mother 3 right now.

Granted But then your parents ground you for life and u can never play a game again

Oh..... I think it's stupid to wish death on someone or for someone to want to die.

i wish that it wasnt so stuffy in my school, but don't make it too cold by backfiring....


* * Piplup * *

Wish granted, but, instead of stuffy, it's about 50000 Degrees Kelvin.

I wish that my network card would stop disconnecting me from my network every half hour.

Granted but then your comp overheats every 15 min

I wish i was as cool as cloud from final fantasy

Granted. You become a cloud and drift off into nowhere.

I wish I could attract girls.

If anyone backfires me in the way I'm thinking of you get a cookie.

Granted. Then you accidently say you're lesbian. JK

That wasn't the backfire I was thinking of... I was thinking of "You become a Barbie Doll."

I wish Barbie dolls didn't exist.

Granted, but, they are replaced with killer robots.

I wish that my computer had a better processor.

Granted. You process something that leads to the end of the world.

I'm all for doomsday, but, no wish?

I wish that my brother's GH:WT drumkit would be fixed.

Oh, whops. I was in a hurry.

Granted. Your *insert one of your belongings* breaks instead.

I wish I could stay on the computer a bit longer.

Granted, but you starve to death

No question again?

I wish I owned a fully function F-22 Raptor, which could never break and is immune to any form of backfiring.