Granted. A you realize you don't have a pilots license.

I wish I had Pokemon Stadium 1 and 2 (Pokemon Battle Revolution sucks)

Granted, but you lose your Snes and N64

I wish i had a spiked koopa as a pet

Granted. It pokes you.


None of those games were on the SNES...

I wish I had Earthbound.

oh, i musve been thinking of somethingelse... or i just make you lose that, i dunno

granted but steals it

i wish i wasnt a 13 yr old idiot

Granted, but, now your a 21 year old idiot.

I wish Organic Chemistry wasn't so hard to remember.

Granted but then you kill yourself over madness

I wish i had a bunny wabbit, i would name him george and i would hug him and squeeze him.

Granted. You squuze him too hard and his brains fly out.

I wish I could find an Unown font.

Granted but then you forget how to type

I wish castform had a rock type transformation during sandstorm

Granted, but it dies instantly.

I wish my GBA hadn't had the screen leak liquid crystal today.

Granted, the battery leaks

I wish i would stop getting video games mixed up with others

Granted, but the only game you can play is I Wanna Be The Guy (yes, I know about it)

I wish I could be the guy.

Granted, but i come in and kill you and then i become the guy

I wish i had enough money for a dsi

Granted but They don't have the color you want
I wish someone would actually grant mywish to get a legit lv 40 Latios that is modest or bold and that this wish wouldn't backfire.

Granted, but since your wish doesn't backfire you have broken the rules and get kicked out of the game. Then the person who kicked you out realized that I did actually backfire it and lets you back in, giving me double points for backfiring an unbackfirable wish, then kicks me out because I tried to get points on a game with no points and then lets me back in because since I got kicked out I got no points and therefore had no basis on which to kick me out.

I wish I didn't have 34 new ideas on how to make that go on.

Lucky you (and me), you now have 1 E 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
new ideas on how to make that go on.
I wish You had more trouble reading this. .

Granted! Get it? No periods! LOL!

I wish I could fire LAZORS! (still no periods haha!)

I wish You had more trouble reading this. .
That wasn't it But I made it larger for you thus backfiring my own wish

As for you you can fire Lazors but only at yourself

As for Me I wish life was boring.

Granted, but its so boring that you kill yourself with nothing else to do



I have One MUHUHahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa <dies>

I wish that my next wish is uncorruptable

granted. However, due to the fact your wish is uncorruptable, it creates a series of paradoxes in your world, causing ultamite destruction and death.

I wish Kingdom of Loathing didn't exist.

Granted, but neither do you.

I wish I could find my old Ruby game.
(the one on which I actually had a Lv 100 Sceptile.)

Granted, but all your other pokemon die and you kill yourself.

I wish I could have a permanent membership for Xbox Live.

granted, but you lose your account on Psypokes in return.

I wish dentists weren't so scary.

Granted, but the nice dentists rip all of your teeth out gently

I wish I had 900,000 Psybucks.

You get them but then you realize that they are worthless at the moment.
I wish you could read this.

You have to make a wish! Fine, I'll make one for the next poster.

I wish I had powers to kick Presidents out of the White House.