Granted, but it gets over crowded and runs reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaally slowly.

I wish I had a Death Note.

Granted, but instead of getting what you want, the next time you here music, you instantly die.

I wish this wish could not backfire.

That doesn't count coz that wish is kifted.

I wish that I had a DSI and English games+stylus (before you backfire...) oh, and its calibrated well.

Pip

You get it, sell your old DS beat Platinum and then want to pal park something only to find out it doesn't have a GBA slot! MWUHAHAHAHA!

I wish I wish I were a fish!

Granted, but a shark eats you and you die. Haw haw.

I wish school was f#*%!^& over!

Granted, but since you skipped so many days you have to do summer school.

I wish I was Barak Obama

Granted, but everyone hates you because you gave americas money away to hobos. haw haw. (true story)

I wish Kurt Cobain was alive again.

Granted, Kurt Cobain is alive again, transformed into an alien and sent to live on Jupiter.

I wish that Wide Slash was power 30.

That's meanio Flygon Tamer.

I don't even know what WIDE Slash is...

I wish that I had MSN...

Pip

Granted, but michealjackson@hotmail.com adds you.

I wish for a bottle of chocolate

Granted, it melts and gets to sticky to consume.

I wish I could take out a chip...
AND EAT IT!

(Death Note reference)

Granted, but you forget to chew, so you choke and die.

I wish you were brought back to life, same as you were before the chip murdered you.

Granted...he is alive again. (That is a Backfire in its own way)

I wish for one

Granted, but you poke your own eye out with it.

I wish I found a pokeball in real life that had an Absol the loved me.

granted, but then you make the absol faint, it hates you, and kills you

I wish ppl would stop hatin me

Granted, but people love you so much that you go insane and commit suicide.

I wish Jaguar would die, stay dead, and in no way come back to make me pay for this wish.

Granted...

Unfortunatly this is a game

I wish for one Xrader

Granted, but then I kill you.

I wish I knew how to get all the songs on this CD my friend gave to me onto my Ipod

Granted, but you get it all in jargon and you can't understand it, therefore you can't do it.

I wish so many of these wishes didn't contain death....

Granted, they now contain EPIC FAILURE

I wish for ing loud car.

Granted, but your eardrums break, and you can't listen to music anymore. haw haw.

I wish I wasn't an American Idiot.

Granted, you're now an American Moron.

I wish I could understand, write and speak Korean well.

Granted, but in the process you forget every other language. and die.

I wish people would stop getting diseases.

granted, everyone dies from a virus

I wish for 3 unbackfirable wishes

Granted, but you can only have them in 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years.

I wish I had a pet .