Granted but its so big it eats you.

I wish i knew how to hack video games

granted, but all the games you hack break and you can't use them anymore.

i wish i had a shiny espeon

granted but it doesnt like you

i wish that you werent here, like this text!

granted, but i'm now in your house with a knife in the corner.

i wish shadowninja would chuck the annoyingly stupid avatar (no offence intended)

OK, ill get a new one


THATS MORE ANNOYING!!!!

I wish that i could be... THE GUY!!!!!

Wide Slash, move from PMD2, hits tile in front and two flanking tiles.

Granted, you are THE GUY that everyone hates.

I wish I was dead.

granted but instead of going to heaven or hell, you just sit in a room for the rest of eternity

I wish that i could dance thriller

granted, but thats all you can do for the rest of your life. (nice avatar by the way)

i wish i had the worlds largest PIE

Granted but you cant eat it cuz its really pi to the 10000000000000000 place

I wish that i would remember to put a wish after i grant one

Granted, but you forget how to play.

I wish Secret of Mana was a tad bit easier. Goblins.

granted, but its so easy you die of boredom

I wish that i had a wish to make

granted, but now you don't have any wishes left to make that wish.

i wish i had a lifetime supply of mountain dew voltage

Granted, but you die becuz theres a million amps in it too

I wish theslakja;lcn;cina;lakjn l oiaj o;j was a word

Granted But no one will ever be able pronounce it.

I wish that had a bowl of jello to eat

granted, but it is poisoned and you die.

i wish that {shedninja} had more than 1 hp

Granted but its ability changes to Slack off.

I wish Soul Silver would come out sooner.

Granted, but it isn't finished and theres a ton of glitches


I Wish that had more than 1 HP while retaining Wonder guard

granted, but it is now weak agaisnts all attacks so they all hit

i wish shadowninja would come out of the shadows and play catch the active grenade with me

granted but the timer stops when it is within 10 meters of me, and your 11 meters away

I wish that kitsune were even more awesome

Granted but its only awesome to someone else and not you.

I wish I had a shiny Caterpie.

Granted, but it has swine flu and gets you sick

I wish i could play the drums

Granted but you get acccepted into a band Called WE ARE THE NERDS who stand around looking like nerds all day playing Mozart on the drums.....

I wish that Lady Gaga was a man (I SWEAR she is!)

Pip

granted but it causes a time anamoly and the universe blows up

I Wish That Wishes were Wishes and Real

Wot the hell. I'm not even gonna grant that wish so there. You should be banned for making SSSSSEEEERRIOUSLY kift wishes.

I actually get that wish and it is never gonna happen but just for the fun of it....

Every time your wish comes true you turn into a my little pony and start dancing around in a tutu.....Oh by the way your unicorn name is Fifi...=]

I wish I did know a unicorn called Fifi.....

Pip

(I'm weird get over it =] )

Granted, but the FBI caught you for violating animals' rights.
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