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Granted. But your brother turned out to be your grandmother.
I wish that I am a wish......

Granted, you are the wish to die.

I Wish ppl would stop posting using internet salng and anagrams, like
PH3R MY L33T SKI11Z

Granted, but you are the one who never stop posting.
I wish there are alien worlds. I know what you wanted to say: Granted but they invaded Earth and made us slaves.


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Nope actually i was gonna say....Granted but they all wanted to marry you an followed you around so you were branded an ALIEN BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND!!

I wish that i knew in which shop i shwd request a sig......

Pip

Granted but when you find out where it is it has closed.
I wish I am a pokemon.

Well you're grammars wrong anyway so you get spacial rended in a battle and are KO for evr =]

I wish people would stop wishing for weird wishes....

Pip

Granted, but the world has become weird.
I wish that I wish for a wish come true......

Granted but the wish that you wish for is that you fall in lurve with the most ugly girl in the school ever and that wish comes true. =]

I wish that people would stop TRYING to confuse me with complicated wishes (HINT COUGH HINT)

Pip

granted, everyone wishes that you were banished to a room in the middle of nowhere, where there are no windows or doors, just a candle in the middle.

I wish i could mold this world into the world in my mind

Well nobody would wanna do that to me anyway shadowninja (i hope)

Granted no backfire coz that is an awesome wish.


I wish that it would be the summer holz.

granted but the summer is so hot it melts the earth

I wish for 3 more wishes that cant backfire

Granted, but you use the wishes in a way that you accidently cancel the anti-backfire effect and turn youself into a dumb***

I wish I could sleep more

granted but you die in your sleep

I wish that my wishes were impossible to backfire

Granted, but you get no more wishes.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

Granted but you when you knew what to wish for, you couldn't.

I wish Luvdisc was extinct.

Granted, but now you have a party full of Bidoofs.

I wish I could fly (don't say "you crash").

Granted, but your arms get so tired they fall off in 20 minutes and you can't fly/do anything/live.

I wish I wished a wish of many wishy wishes. (in b4 they don't come true, I wished I die)

Granted. But your wishes caused an angry mob to chase you forever.

I wish I was a Pikachu. (in b4 I die, I become human again)

You try to explain the fact you're dying because of massive stomach pain but can only communicate in "Pika"s so they have no idea what you're saying and you die.

Sorry brah

I wish there was a party this weekend.

Granted. But ended in a riot. Sorry it's all I came up with.

I wish I was a Pikachu who talks human language.
Hope this counts.

Granted, but the language is German and you're dying in Mexico (Espanol =/= German).
I wish I had a girlfriend (in b4 she dumps me, she kills me).

Granted. But she nags you for the rest of your life.

I wish I were a Pikachu who speaks all the languages in the world (in b4 My brain explodes, people refuse to help me if I'm sick.)
Sorry if this is annoying.

Granted, but you get sent into deep space and can't communicate with extraterrestrials after you get hit with a big asteroid.
I wish I knew the meaning of life.

Granted , but you find that its a really dumb meaning.
I wish that pikachu got Draco-meteor-mashed.

Granted. But It dodged the attack.
I wish I had an indestructable Big flat screen TV