Granted, but you don't have cable, satelite, or electricity so you can't use it.
I wish I had a tail.

Granted. But the tail belonged to a Charizard and gave you serious burns.
I wish I had a infinite supply of indestructable Metallic Silver DS lites. Seriously

Granted but the weight of infinite DS's on you crushed you to death, to the Mario theme.

I wish ............................................................................................(5 years later)...............(10 years later)... I didn't put as many dots. (inb4 another character.)

Granted, but you still have a lot of dots.

I wish I was a part of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon (inb4 I WAS a part of it)

I lol'd. Granted, but as soon as you got into the game someone started a new save file and erased you from existence. Like dieing in the Matrix.
I wish I knew the meaning of life (inb4 it's 42).

Granted, but you find out it's a weird meaning.

I wish school never existed where I live.

Granted. It turns out s/he is a total psycho, very clingy, and ends up murdering you in your sleep one night because the voices told them to.

I wish that this year's MLB playoffs had not ended up with a Phillies-Yankees World Series.

Granted. But it ends up being two other suckish teams (sorry I do not know much about sports)

I wish school never existed in the entire universe.

Granted but you miss school so much because you have nothing else to do so you kill yourself knowing that it doesn't exist anymore.

I wish ender would come back to this site and run his shop again and do the sig i asked him for.

granted because you go deaf and cant hear anything anymore.

i wish i had a ps3

Granted, but Aggron Smashed it.

I wish I had the sharingan

granted but it turnd out to be useless and pathetic

I wish i had wifi

Granted, but its full of viruses from all you porn

I wish julio was here

granted but you had to go to dollar tree like always

i wish michael didn't have to go to dollar tree

Granted, but he went to my girl insted

I wish I knew Dracomence's pokemon's moves

granted but you didn't know what to do with your pokemon and ended up forfeting the battle.

i wish i can battle reptile already

Granted, but you chickend out
I wish Dracomence would tell me his pokemon's moves

Granted, but then he changes them.

I wish this thread was between more than just the three of us.

granted but now there are too many on the thread and 50 people grant the same wish at the same time and messes up the whole thread and so the thread dies or gets locked.

i wish it was thanksgiving already

Granted, but you slept right through it

I wish I knew where to buy wi-fi

granted but you dont have enough money for it

i wish i knew how to work photoshop

Granted, but you end up forgetting how to work everything else

i wish I had photoshop

granted but you dont know what its for or how to work it.

i wish reptile didn't live so far