Granted but I ate it.

I wish for a long-lasting indestructible Metallic Silver DS Lite with no defects that no-one can steal.

Granted: But you drop all your games in water and they don't work anymore. Now all you have to play is PictoChat.

I wish for these pants I'm wearing and my dark brown eyes.

granted, but I take your pants and your eyes

I wish I could make money by playing games

Granted, but i end up taking your spot.

I wish for more Paradox Backfire equations and situations. They are awesome and confusing and cause chaos and most importantly Despair.

Please some one do paradoxs so i can solve them.

Granted, but I dont know any so you have to wish for it again

I wish for chocolate to fall from the sky

Granted: But the chocolate melt, then freezes while it falls to the ground and you get badly hurt by the sharp hail-chocolate.

I wish that everybody couldn't see me when they see me.

granted, but you scece to exist

I wish roaches never existed

Granted: But since roaches never existed, spiders combined with the DNA of what should have been roaches, and create a worse insect/arachnid.

I wish everybody could never live, die, or age. Just be.

Granted. But everything got so dull you regretted your wish.

I wish I had a Dell Laptop with Windows 7 and a wireless router (no defects and no-one can steal it).

Granted but you found out you can't.

I wish for a Sony 19-inch HDTV with no defects nobody can steal it and is indestructible.

Granted..But I steal it from you.

I wish for Paradoxes,come on people..Where is Mudkip boy? Emnit Something.He has sick paradoxes.Come on please people paradox equations.Or i wish Mudkip boy emnit something was on and would do a paradox

Granted: But Emin Jofit got mad at you for not remembering his name, (which he got from, I think what his brother used to call him because he didn't know how to pronounce his name properly) and didn't bother to come up with one.

I wish that my arms, legs and stomach didn't hurt from playing waterpolo yesterday.

@Ryu:

Granted but your head hurts.

I wish I had not missed that Arceus movie that premiered on Cartoon Network.

Granted, but unfortunetly you did ( thats why I had my VCR record it before i when to work)

I wish pokemon where real in our world

Granted: But since attacks that are electric and fire kill us, we all die.

I wish everyone would fall into the sky!!!! (without going into space)

Granted, but we all become very weak and brittle with the lack of gravity

I wish I could control gravity

Granted but Palkia Takes his power into effect when you do anything with gravity...

I wish For the Ultimate wish,So ultimate a wish it would be,No other wish could backfire it,nor can the wish be undone by another wish except by a wish of my own,then my wish would be for myself not having the ability to wish to undo my ultimate wish while still being my ultimate wish cant be wished away by anyone elses wish.

the ultimate wish.Solve the paradox my friends.

Granted: Your wish for a wish that no other wish can backfire has been granted. You said no other WISH can backfire fire this. Then you said you wish that this wish could only be undone by you with another wish. Then after you wished that you wouldn't have the ability to undo the wish yourself. Therefore, you gave yourself a wish that only you can undo with a wish of your own, and you wished that you would lose your ability to wish to undo your wish. The same results appear, you cancel your wish for you being the only one who can unwish/undo this wish. So you get your first wish, which was to make this wish unable to be backfire by another WISH.

So as the backfire, you get only a wish that is not able to be backfired by a wish, while you wanted a wish that could be backfired by only you, that you don't get to have.

How did I do? Anyways, I wish for there to be no light, or darkness, like sunlight or electricity-light.

granted but you go blind and the blind can not see the light; the blind can not see the darkness.

i wish i had acute senses meaning i get a boost in my senses like i can see better, i can hear miles away and that i can control my sense so that i won't hurt my ears from all the noise in football game.

Not too bad Espy. There arent too many answers, but you got one of them,you took consideration of my wish consisting of three wishes.Simply you can break it into chunks.Or altogether My wish contradicts itself entirely and cant be solved because in essence it is nothing at all.Only if you take the whole wish into consideration as 1 wish is this true.But not bad Espy.
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Granted, You become A loudred Buneary mix...And get mobbed for being odd.

I wish for a difficult complex paradox.one much better than mine.cuz mine was simple

Granted: But someone else is gonna give them because I only solve them, not create them.

I wish for a wish that was grantable.

Granted but I then make it ungrantable because i caught Jirachi to mess with peoples wishes.And jirachi grants me anything i wish for...

I wish for ultimate paradox Emnit Jogen[i think thats his name].to come on and paradox peoples minds.
o.O

Granted but he does not like you.

I wish everyone would stop wishing for paradoxes.