Granted its a world of ruthless rogues and bounty hunters, and your head was worth hunting ^^

I wish I had school in the afternoon tomorrow instead of in the morning.

Granted: But since you run too fast, your skin starts to break down really quickly and you die from loss of blood/infections.

I wish for skin that was indestructrible.

Granted, but theres a HORRIBLE Plauge thats becomes global and the only antidote is by vacination, but your skin is to tough to penetrate, so..... you know what happens next

I wish to have complete immunity to all known and unknown illnesses

Granted: But you spend years in a hospital being subjected to tests and research because everybody wants to know why you have those immunities. You then go crazy.(<---just a little icing on the cake )

I wish I had some party snaps. (the things that when you whip them on the ground, they make a snap/pop sound. They're awesome!!!)

Granted, but a bunch of little kids come and snap them all

I wish I had a butler

Granted, but the food they sell is inedible/tainted.

I wish I would place at our upcoming Speech and Debate Tournament this weekend.

P.S. Anyone here a member of National Forensics League?

Granted, but you know so much your brain melts

I wish I could control probrabilty

Granted. But people hate you for cheating.

I wish HG/SS would come out in North America right now.

Granted, but its to expensive for you

I wish I was always clean and didnt have to take showers, and smelt like the irish spring bar of soap

Granted but people around you hate the smell and chase you out of town.

I wish my Silver DS Lite still worked.

Granted, but your games ended up screwed

I wish to end world hunger

granted but you're the only one that starves

i wish i can control time so i can do all the things i want to do

Granted, but DIALGA overides your time control with his time control

I wish Steel Type moves where super efective against Dragon Type

ROFL HAHAHAHEHEHE OH MAN THATS A GOOD ONE (deep breath) ok oh man that was a good one but dragons will always be superior to your steel types BWUAHAHA

i wish somebody will challenge me at brawl online

Granted, but I need my Wii back and have to be close to Roy's backyard

I wish I could make fire with a snap of my fingers ( and was fire proof)

granted but you end up burning yourself and suffer severe burns

i wish i was a mastermind and thought of a plan oh how to rob the casino machines and never get caught

Granted ,but I turned you in

I wish for more friends on psypoke

granted but they never talk to you and whenever you send them a pm they ignore you

i wish i was a multi-millionair

Granted, but you fall into debt for all ITERNETY BUWAHAHA

I wish for a Puppy German Sheaperd that will stay a puppy for ever

Granted but it ran away. As much as I do puppies.

I wish for 3 Metallic Silver DS Lites that are unstealable indestructible and will have no defects and the games I insert will not get screwed.

Granted, but you lose one of them, the other one some kid used a black sharpie to color both screens on the DS so you cant see whats going on , an as for the last one..... The puppy that you made ran away, goes over to your house and starts chewing on your DS GAMES, becuase his teeth itch

I wish for a Light snow storm

Granted: But before that, it rains alot. Then, all the water freezes and you fall and break your back....

I wish I could move water with my mind and make it do anything.