Granted, but you become a stinky hobo in the end

I wish I was flawless in every way

Granted but scientists experiment on you to find out why you're so flawless.

I wish for March 14, 2010 to be the official Release date for HG/SS.

Granted, but thay had to cut your winter break in half

I wish I was the green Power Ranger from the very first series that had that knife, flute thingy that was able to somone the giant green robot from beneth the water.

granted but it kills you bwuahaha

i wish i had a wish that lets me wish a wish thats not an ungrantable wish to wish a wish to know what to wish for

Granted. But I have no idea what you were talking about so I grant it anyway.

I wish for everything Pokemon that nobody in the universe can steal and is indestructible.

Granted: But you get too many things and have nowhere to put them. You end up almost literally drowning in Pokemon plushies and get cut by disks. Then, you finally get choked by a pokemon keychain/strap, and die a horrible death.

I wish for a cat that was really a dog.

Granted, but it's really a turtle.

I wish I knew what was the perfect Christmas gift to get my friend to show her I love her.

Granted: But my new cat which was supposed to be really a dog but is now a turtle ate your perfect gift and you turned it into turtle stew. (Yum, kidding)

I wish for this phone that is in my hands, to be in my hands.

Granted, but it forever stays on your hand and your stuck with an annoying ringtone that is unchangeable

I wish for good luck for all eternity

Granted: But all your bad luck goes to your family members and they get fatally injured or killed by the bad luck.

I wish for an awesome wish that would be so awesome, that it's better than all of yours. (and nobody can take, it won't be wasted, or kill/injure me)

ah crap im related to reptile

granted but your cat that was really a dog that turned out to be a turtle and after it got turned to turtle stew its spirit came back in it haunted you for the rest of your life and you would tell people about the situation and everybody thought you were crazy and so they put you in that place where they put all the crazy people and you spend the rest of your life there.

i wish the bad luck caused by psychic_espeon_16 on reptiles wish got backfired to psychic_espeon_16's cat thats really a dog but turned out to be a turtle

Oh No!!! My Kipple!!!! (Kitty + Puppy + Turtle)

Granted: But I commanded my ~~ghost~~ Kipple to stalk you and it spread the curse to you.

I wish there was something as Kipples!!! (<--plural meaning more than one)

Granted, but their only food is giant diamonds, Waldo, and human beings. Which of these three is easiest to come by?

I wish.

Granted, but the picture is blocked so I decided to ungrant it

I wish for a high power mini telescope that can fit in your poket

Granted: But it's very fragile and breaks if you touch it.

I wish I had a sixth sense.

Granted, but your sixth sense is so weak you cant use it

i wish I could have night vision and still be able to see in the day

granted but i was more worthy of having night vision so the gods gave it to me instead bwuahaha

i wish for more cheesecake

Granted but i eat it up... even though i prefer pumpkin pie

I wish I could fix my vs. recorder
all the id numbers are 0.

Granted, all your records get deleted for ever

i wish for the bigining of the an ending line (Im trying to make one of those paradox thingys)

Well you got me, IDK what your saying

I wish I knew what Reptile meant...

Im trying to make one of those paradox things that you like, but as you can see I suck at it oh well

(clears throat) Granted, but not even I know myself

I wish i could go to an anime convention

Well no, I meant you stumped me, and since you made the paradox I figured you knew your own answer... thats how it works... Oh well...

Granted but its for a weak show. Haha

I wish Reptile wasnt tired.

Not Granted, becuse I am 100 % awake and talking to Draco on the phone. he he

i wish I knew if Ryu and Draco had started battling yet

Looks like you went to sleep... haha

Granted but you forgot because you went to sleep...

I wish I didnt have to start a new game to fix my vs recorder...