Granted, but then you lose your computer and can never return to Psypoke. Mwahaha.

I wish for the ability to take back at least one bad thing I've done previously.

Granted, but doing so makes you relive all those ugly moments.

I wish I could have a large, yummy chocolate cake.

Granted, but I steal and eat it.

I wish I could eat some yummy, non-poisonous milkshakes.

The milkshakes are yummy to goat herders, but not to you! They are made out of goat's milk!

I wish I could have The Enterprise.

Granted, but it fell to the ground

I wish for a rock to sharpen my blades

Granted, but after you sharpen your blades for 6 hours, you accidentally cut off both your hands. All that for nothing!

I wish the litter box cleaned itself.

Granted, but your cat decided to make your bed it's litter box

I wish for a shiny new penny

Granted but its shiny polished wooden penny...

I wish this new years I can be With that girl Yerik...

Granted, but she hates your guts and attacks you whenever she can

I wish to not completely fail in schooling in 2010.

Granted but you fail schooling in 2011.

I wish I had superpowers.

Granted, but I have superlative powers so you get jealous and you already used your wish..

I wish for six pack abs, [I have a keg by the way.]Lol!

You got it about them having to turn into me Ryu.

Granted: But they're fake(plastic surgery) and everybody knows so they don't respect or admire them.

I wish for a magic fish that never dies.

Its good to know I was right Espy. Feels nice to be correct. Lol!

Granted but it gets all magical to the point you kill it because you get nautious.

I wish we move to a place that has free wifi, or else I cant be online anymore...

Granted, but psypokes banned you so you must use another profile which is absurd because you did nothing wrong...

I wish when Ryu logged in, it didnt say This ip address has been banned, contact the administrators. [but the link is not responsive( big surprise there)]And reason(s): get lost (?) wtf? he did nothing wrong, you admins are bias and should be ashamed.

Granted, but unfourtunatly you nor I could do anything about ( sigh)

I wish for Mr. Ryu not to be banned from psypoke pleazzzzzzzz

Granted but you got banned instead.

I wish Nintendo would make DS Lites in a Metallic Blue color.

Granted, but its a one of a kind item, and I have it

I wish for a boring day tomarow

(Why would you wish for a boring day?)

Granted but the wish did not work and you had a really fun day.

I wish for my DS to last forever

@ Manaphy10: Becuse if I wish for a boring day, You would have to backfire it and turn it into a Fun day

Granted, but your games don't

I wish I could get payed for not working

Granted but you wasted your money on something you really hated.

I wish for a big screen TV to appear in my bedroom has no defects and will last forever and nobody can steal it.

Granted, but you have no where to put at in your room

I wish I had a cool accent

Granted but your accent turned out to be weird.

I wish I would not turn into a Squirtle and be in the world of PMD 2.5.

Inb4 Not granted

Umm......... Granted, but insted, your turned into a magikarp that is holding an everstone for all eternity and fall into a world full of gyrados

I wish I had some tasty canadian Ham Pizza

Granted but it expired when you ate it.

I wish the next post would be someone other than REPTILE.

Granted: But its me, Psychic_Espy!!!

I wish for rotten pudding to flood the streets of your cities and not mine unless you acutually live in my city.