actually, i did start it on a need for speed forum, which my brother's a part of. it has seven pages. gah, why can't it be more successful here?!?!

anyways.....
granted, but now they criticize everything but the gear pokemon. hey, at least they learned to appreciate it.
i wish i had the powers of Ghost Rider without the part that says i have to work for the devil.

lol hey that's not very nice....
granted, but at the same time everything becomes boring, and there's nothing you need/want to do. so now there's nothing to prioritize.
I wish i hadn't messed up translating the new professor's name on the forum (i just asked my mom, who is japanese, but i probably botched the pronunciation, so she probably told me the wrong thing by no fault of her own). but it was still pretty funny imo.

Granted, but now the game is closed, everyone forgets about it and a new one is started with a money prize, where you will lose.

I wish the vuvuzelas were banned from the World Cup. They sound like wasps inside the television.

Granted, but everyone's given those annoying inflatab;e banging sticks.

I wish I knew Tae Kwon Do.

granted, but when it comes time to use it, the first thing you do is accidentally trip and knock yourself out. and the bad guys beat you to a pulp/everyone watching laughs. sorry, try aikido instead.
i wish it were tomorrow (and that it lasts more than 23 hours!!!! lolz)

Today becomes tomorrow... but the day's almost over.

I wish my Xbox wasn't broken.

oooh, cryptic, Gallade Roxas. <shivers> lolz (technically you granted it, but try to follow the format, mkay??)
granted, but your parents make you get a job (if you have one, then it's an extra full-time job) and you never have time to play it.
i wish i was a.... Master of Disguise!!!!!!! did i spell that right??

not a clue what that is. but here goes.
granted, but an alien spaceship comes down and steals your game (it seems like one, by the post) and performs alien experiments on it that transform it into an evil robot that wants to kill you.
i wish i didn't feel so sad right now....

(Just for future reference: BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger There you go, Rex09. But yeah. It's a game. I guess that maybe I should keep things strictly Pokemon in here or bust. lol. So my bad.)

Granted, but you don't feel happy either. You're just in a bored-kind of mood.

I wish I wasn't so bored right now. (And wasn't running out of ideas for this game. lol)

ah, ok. btw, you don't have to keep it pokemon, but that just makes it easier for others. i just hadn't heard of it before. and if you're having trouble coming up with backfires, there's some good/hilarious ones in backfire IV.
granted, but you get so excited about something that you run out into the street and get hit by a car. guess we won't know what you were excited about....
i wish i didn't have to wait until december to get my frickin' drivers' license.

Granted, now you have to wait till November... of next year.

I wish I wasn't sunburned.

granted, but now you have moonburn, an burn caused by moonbathing for too long that is infinitely more painful and attracts bees.... especially the ones with stingers. enjoy
i wish my driver's ed online course wasn't so damn boring (and that i would stop interrupting it to come to Psypoke lolz)

Granted: But it becomes so exciting that you can't leave your computer and you don't leave to eat or anything. You eventually die about a little more than a week later.

I wish that the next person's wish would backfire.

Granted but it is the last person's wish instead.
I wish I can travel to the future to make fun of my future self.
Anyways Rex, is a moonburn like sunburn,caused by the moon?

well, i just kinda made it up..... but it's more painful, idk lol.

granted, but you interrupt the space-time continuity and suddenly, you were never born. now you have to travel back in time in a delorean with a crazy doctor to prevent that wish. sound familiar?? lol
i wish for the ability to control the elements of fire and ice (which is technically water, but ice is cooler XD)

Granted, but they cancel eachother out, making the powers useless.

I wish I could survive in deep space.

granted, but when you get out there, you get hit by a meteor.
i wish i had more to do right now.

Granted but you see it is so hard you felt like giving up.
I wish I could communicate with animals.

Granted, but they can't communicate back.

I wish I wasn't mosquito-bitten.

granted now you're shark-bitten. what kind, i decline to say.
i wish i was more active.

Granted, but you're radioactive.

I wish my best friend wasn't going to college in 4 days. I'ma miss her.

Granted, but now she's going to mars
I wish i could find my damned platinum version...