granted, but now that it's no longer damned (to hell) it went to heaven. you can get it if you die, though.
i wish i had more customers for my shop (but not for the next week lol read my sig)

Granted but now they all talk in 1337 and want impossible CODMWF2 and Halo 3 themed siggs
I wish Summer vacation was longer

granted, but now it's so long that they have school in the summer. thanks a lot....
i wish that i have a peaceful vacation.

Granted, but it's so peaceful, you rest in peace.

I wish that I didn't need and want to sleep.

Granted, but you go insane due to lack of sleep. You may not need or want sleep, but your body doesn't adjust to it well.

I wish to be stronger.

Granted, but you're so strong, you can't touch anything because you crush it when you do.

I wish that I had time to paint. :I

Granted, but you no longer have time to eat or sleep.

I wish that my siblings would stop annoying me!

Granted, but now everyone else does.

I wish I could go wherever I wanted and nobody would get mad. :I

Granted, now, instead of getting mad, they get completely furious. Like, huge bulging veins furious.

I wish to be super-intelligent.

granted but now you are a super nerd and no one likes you

I wish I could fly

granted, but superman gets jealous and uses heat-vision to cut out the parts of you that allow you to fly (wings, telekinetic powers, w/e)
i wish my vacation wasn't over.

Granted, but you can't see your friends due to that.

I wish I had and unlimited supply of peanutbutter cookies.

granted, but they get all stuck to the top of your mouth, and you develop an irrational fear of it.
i wish i was a better spriter.

Granted, but you become so good, everyone requests from your shop. The only way out would to announce you stopped.

I wish I got over the fear of peanutbutter cookies. >.>

lol granted, but you still dislike them.
i wish more people would sign up for werewolf xi so we could start on schedule.

Granted, but everything goes terribly wrong and they crawl out of your computer monitor and actually eat you.

I wish I had a job that I got paid for and wasn't overbearing.

granted but you cannot get to it and are fired

I wish I remembered what to wish for

Granted but you used up your wish to remember what you were going to wish for.

I wish parents weren't so restrictive.

granted but your parents lose their jobs and become drunken floozies because they set no standards.

I wish this wish didn't backfire

Granted, but every other wish you make will.

I wish nobody understood the concept of derogatory.

granted, but people then refuse to accept anything negative so the world is ruined!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish wishes never existed

Granted. You just broke reality. Congratulations!

I wish I was back home.

granted I rip out your heart and bury it on Pluto

{home is where the heart is}

I wish I had a real pokeball with a real in it that loved me

Granted, but it's so super powerful that when it goes to hug you, it instead crushes you like a bug, cracking every bone in your upper body and causing you to die a slow and painful death of internal bleeding. Ouch.

I wish I was of Native American decent. :I

granted, but you also live in the 1600s. as a result, you got smallpox. hang in there buddy!!!
i wish it were my birthday already.