Granted, but they smell bad. (As in 5 year old pizza bad.)
I wish that all of Mr. Dude's food needs are satisfied.

Granted.
I wish for a Coke.

Granted, but I peed in it. ^-^ [lolwut]

I wish I evolved into Raikou now. :c

granted, but you are perminently a pokemon

I wish i were less clumsy

Granted, you now have blisters on your fingers, though.
I wish I had a mop.

Granted, but you must wear it upon your head.

I wish that GameStop would buy my games for at least a quarter of the original prices.

Granted. They buy them for a quarter of the original prices, but only if you sell them the games within 15 minutes of purchase.

I wish to be able to shapeshift.

...didn't you already wish that?? somebody has....
granted, but you can only shapeshift into a zoroark, and the people in my werewolf game kill you. sorry.
i wish summer wasn't getting close to being over.

Granted. Now summer isn't almost over. It IS over.
I wish for a Coke that nobody went in.

Granted, but it's 99.99999999999999999% water, 0.00000000000000001% coke.
I wish the people in rex09's Werewolf game weren't so mean to Skarmorys. They say he would kill for fun

(and yet, i also created this incarnation of the backfire game.... ah, i love irony)
granted, but they still target you instead.
i wish i wasn't so hungry.

(I was the Skarmory.)
Granted, but now you're too full to do anything.
I wish that nothing bad will happen to this wish.

Granted, but dude, that's kind a boring wish.

I wish I had a shiny new laptop in tip top, never used condition that is small and is a power house.

Granted, but it only has one Byte of memory.
I wish people would order from my art shop. (Click on the banner in my sig to go there! Do it now!)

Granted, but after ordering their sprites, they pee in your Coke.
I wish for a Coke that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING wrong with it and will NEVER have ANYTHING wrong with it.

(I like Dr Pepper, and I hate coke.)
Granted, but all other liquids you drink have pee in them.
I wish that Mr. Dude would stop wishing for coke.

Do I REALLY have to wish for Sprite, with no pee? Why yes, yes I do.

Can i play?
@Mr. Dude, was that a wish, im not sure...ill go back to Steel_eel's
Granted, but then he wishes for Pepsi too much
I wish Black and White could come out already

@Animefreak_98: he did make a wish, but he didn't grant mine, so I'll just cotinue by granting your wish.
Granted, but ninjas steal all the copies in the galaxy, so you need an infinatly powerful starship to get one.
I wish Mr. Dude would follow the right wish format.

Granted, but he begins wishing for coke again
I wish I were the one to be ressurected in Werewolf XI

Granted, but you die the next round.
I wish I didn't miss Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman when it came on.

Granted but your TV malfunctioned, you couldnt hear it
I wish my imagination could come to life

Granted, but it kills you and steals your body.
I wish my tv was fixed so I can watch Morgan Freeman talk about physics.

Granted, but then your power goes out
I wish i didnt die X_X

Granted, but then your body lost all power, making you as good as dead.
I wish for a Coke.