Granted,but when you try to access your computer at your house,you die from lack of water.

I wish my brother would stop hogging my PS3.

Granted, instead of playing it, he smashes it
I wish pokemon were real

Granted, but the only ones that become real want to kill you.
I wish my brother didn't have to go to band camp.

Granted, but then you have to go in his place
I wish the next werewolf game would start!

Granted, but real werewolves eat you.

I wish I knew why we bake cookies and cook bacon.

that's a good question....
Granted, but as soon as you know, you suddenly suffer amnesia. When the rest of your memory comes back, that knowledge doesn't.
I wish I had gotten my wifi to work. ;-(

Granted, but then you evolved into a .
I wish I didn't have to wait til August 8th to start the next werewolf game. (By the way, it's called Werewolf XII: Apocalypse if you want to play.)

(dibs on slot 1- cuz i was the last GAME MASTER; and i wanna be )
btw, backfires have to directly relate to the wish. otherwise, i could just but "then you died" as every backfire. s are now b&
granted, but now nobody wants to play it because they still remember the awesome zoroark version
i wish i knew what i wanted to do later in life.

Granted, and you work hard towards your goal to be (insert occupation here) and go to an eight year university and get your doctorate in said area, only to find that, not only the company that was ready to give you a job the day you got your diploma has gone down the drain in a freak marketing accident, but so did the rest of the profession and now you have to fight for a job at minimum wage with your doctorate.

I wish I had magic berry growing powers.

Granted, but the berries are poisonous.
I wish I had a kazoo.

Granted.You don't know how to play it.

I wish my laptop was faster.

Granted, you bring your laptop to the shop and they supe up your machine so it can go from 0 to 60 in 2.5 seconds, making it, not only the fastest laptop, but the fastest car too. Too bad it goes too fast to catch any wifi signals and all the power it needs to go at such high speeds leaves no room for ram or wifi receivers.

I wish people would put more time into their backfires.

Granted, but then the backfires...uhm...all...give Mr. Dude coke?
I wish I knew something better to grant on what i just said...

Granted.You did indeed have somthing to say other then the one you said,but at that exact moment,you forgot.

I wish Mewtwo's moveset was better in HGSS.

Granted, but for some reason, whenever you catch it/trade for it/send it into battle(since u already have it...right?), your game crashes.
I wish Emerald didnt cost $35!

Granted, it costs $50 and you have to buy three copies (each $50) before they let you have them.

I wish I had many different Fadora Hats.

Granted.You have so much fedoras that you need a whole warehouse to store them in,and you can't find the one you want to find today.

I wish my laptop didn't crash just mere minutes before posting this.

Granted, but now it drowned.

I wish I had an endless supply of income.

Granted, but it can only be used as toilet paper. Now you'll never run out!
I wish that I was the only person on Earth with an English copy of Pokemon Black.

Granted, but all the hardcore fans mob you and take it, killing you in the process (i'll settle for the japanese version...)
i wish i had blades that pop out of my wrist (like Weapon X in X-men origins; but i still want to be able to talk!!!)

Granted, but the blades curl so that they cut off your hands whenever you use them.
I wish for a pig farm.

Granted, it's a farm of man-eating pigs and you fall in their trough.

I wish that more people knew about me, but no poperatzi paparazzi. (sp?)

Granted. They're all serial killers.
I wish my cat would let me sleep at night.

paparazzi is how it's spelled.
Granted, but as soon as you get to sleep, you have recurring nightmares.
I wish my stomach didn't feel weird.

Granted, but my recurring nightmares seep into your head and give you severe headaches which are part of the disease xexyzinitus (a disease that I completely made up). The disease spreads throughout your body, fully paralyzing it. Then, just as you're about to die of blood loss (you bleed through your eyes, butt, and in between your toes), a giant bird skewers you with a wooden stake to put you out of your misery. How charming.
I wish for pie.